GOT A CALL TONIGHT

[scarolinahog]

PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN RUMORS BUT ALL THESE THREADS SHOULD BE TOO. WORD ON THE STREET IS JESSICA WAS AT THE LAKE WITH PETRINO, HIS WIFE, AND HIS SON. SHE SHOWED UP WITH HIS SON AND STAYED WITH THEM ALL AFTERNOON. THEN, WHEN THEY ALL LEFT, SHE WANTED A RIDE ON THE BIKE. PETRINO LET HER AND THEN WRECKED.

NO LINK

CAN'T TELL YA WHO(THEY ASKED)

THEY ALSO TOLD ME CBP ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. PERIOD. SAID THE BIG MONEY BOOSTERS WON'T HAVE IT, AND A LOT OF MONEY CHANGES HANDS IN MAY AND IT WON'T IF HE IS FIRED.

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME NAMES OR ANYTHING JUST SHARING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE HEARD FROM NON-MEDIA FOLK WHO ARE SEMI CLOSE TO THE SITUATION. 

[ar_hog_fan]

Jesus dude, any need to type in all caps?

good news if true, nonetheless

[chiefsfan]

There's no need to shout dude...

[Divot]

That's his schtick

[CDBHawg]

Showed up with his son? She left in her own car at the cross section, didn't she?

[OptimusHog]

Yea, I remember the "calls" and "unofficially official" word about DGB. I'm not believing anything until Long says it.

[traffordhog]

I wonder why that story wasn't told in the beginning instead of the cover-up.  As long as his wife knew then there was nothing to hide, right?  We can all hope but I think this story is probably not true.  I guess the only way this story would fit would be if they were trying to keep it from Jessica's finance.

[DallasHogFan]

Are you panting from getting it on here fast too?

[kiamichi rooter]

So...why didn't CBP just say so?

[Cure]

lol wut?

[OptimusHog]

Showed up with his son? She left in her own car at the cross section, didn't she?

She could have ridden with him.

[pjmarley1]

LOUD NOISES!!!!

[Oklahawg]

I WANT to believe it. However, this is not "an inappropriate relationship". Still leaves a few holes in the events.

I can see the money-boosters rallying behind BP.

[Tesslahog08]

Not to be an ass. But which freaking lake werethey at? If beaver, then petrino was way off being in south Fayetteville near Elkins.

[CDBHawg]

I WANT to believe it. However, this is not "an inappropriate relationship". Still leaves a few holes in the events.

I can see the money-boosters rallying behind BP.

True.

Unless the "inappropriate relationship" was with his son and not him.  Maybe that was the one he was protecting.

[scarolinahog]

JUST SAYING WHAT WAS TOLD TO ME. I FIND IT HARD TO FIGURE AND WAS SHOCKED BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD. I HAVE NO DOUBT THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO IT.

[Duvall Falls Hog]

Not to be an ass. But which freaking lake werethey at? If beaver, then petrino was way off being in south Fayetteville near Elkins.

Still have not seen an answer on what "lake" he was at. Started a thread on this early in the day asking same question. The result is that it was put into the trash can.

[Tesslahog08]

JUST SAYING WHAT WAS TOLD TO ME. I FIND IT HARD TO FIGURE AND WAS SHOCKED BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD. I HAVE NO DOUBT THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO IT.

This guy is a joke.

[DallasHogFan]

If this were true:

Why the cover up

Why lie to Long

Why admit to an inappropriate relationship

[Oklahawg]

True.

Unless the "inappropriate relationship" was with his son and not him.  Maybe that was the one he was protecting.

My exact thoughts. "Inappropriate" could mean BP was giving JD a job to help out Bobby JR's chances with JD.

But, the obvious question becomes - why not try to "phrase it" differently? The obvious assumption is that BP and JD were doing the mommy/daddy dance. If that was not even close to the truth why leave that impression dangling?

[porkers15]

I WANT to believe it. However, this is not "an inappropriate relationship". Still leaves a few holes in the events.

I can see the money-boosters rallying behind BP.

Yeah, that was my take. Not inappropriate if she's just hanging out, but there are holes in this take. It'd be wonderful if this were actually the case. God, I want it to be the truth, but rumors are dangerous to believe in.
:razorback: :razorback: :razorback:

[scarolinahog]

I ASSUME BEAVER IF HE WAS WITH HIS FAMILY THERE ALL DAY. WHAT I WAS TOLD WAS JESSICA WAS WITH ALL OF THEM. WE WILL SEE, I WASN'T THERE. 

[CDBHawg]

My exact thoughts. "Inappropriate" could mean BP was giving JD a job to help out Bobby JR's chances with JD.

But, the obvious question becomes - why not try to "phrase it" differently? The obvious assumption is that BP and JD were doing the mommy/daddy dance. If that was not even close to the truth why leave that impression dangling?

I know, right. Plus, issuing the apology like he did sure makes it sound like it was him and her, but who knows?

[IronHog]

My exact thoughts. "Inappropriate" could mean BP was giving JD a job to help out Bobby JR's chances with JD.

But, the obvious question becomes - why not try to "phrase it" differently? The obvious assumption is that BP and JD were doing the mommy/daddy dance. If that was not even close to the truth why leave that impression dangling?

What?


BP edited ain't riding chicks around to help out his son........ tough love don't work that way.


The ONLY thing shocking here is that BP wasn't better prepared to clean up his mess (I'm guessing the blows to the head were a factor)...... and that his backseater was that close in the program.

[jamie72921]

Bo Mattingly said he had heard a very similar story to his one from some of his media sources off the record on his show yesterday.

I wonder if the OP is just repeating it for his amusement? I guess we'll see if this has legs, but I don't hold out much hope at this point of that.

[go hogues]

My exact thoughts. "Inappropriate" could mean BP was giving JD a job to help out Bobby JR's chances with JD.

But, the obvious question becomes - why not try to "phrase it" differently? The obvious assumption is that BP and JD were doing the mommy/daddy dance. If that was not even close to the truth why leave that impression dangling?

He wouldn't have apologized to his wife the way he did if that were the case.

[bigdaddyhawg]

Come on folks, nothing here changes the story as we now understand it.  It only fills it the blanks a little.

Some of you guys may not be as crafty when it comes to imagining how to handle a 25 y/o mistress, but it's a very sneaky thing to do, to bring her to the lake with your son, let your wife see how innocent everything is, then later let her see there's nothing at all wrong with a little bike ride.

It's the very kind of subterfuge that adulterers come up with to spend some extra time with that mistress, and doing it under your spouse's nose leads her to believe there's nothing going on later if she starts to wonder.

I had a friend try to set me up with his mistress to double date with him and his wife.  I saw through his bs, but it was a ploy just like this, to find a way to make it all look so innocent.

[Cartoon Man]

nm

[Nosboar Accubond]

JD wasn't hooking up with CBP, she was knockin boots with his son, which is the reason she broke off the engagement...

CBP was afraid: 1. If it got out his son was a marriage wrecker it might hurt his image and even more so 2. that he just hired the chick that was at the center of this little fiasco...

He never said he was the one engaged in the inappropriate relationship... the wording of his release is rather perfect really... we assume he was protecting his relationship, and assume he was cheating on his wife because he apologized to her... but he also apologized to his kids and everyone else... read the statement from a different angle...

He lied to protect a bad situation of some kind from becoming public, but it was not an affair with JD...

"That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell's name being revealed. In my press conference, I referred to her simply as 'a lady'. My concern was to protect my family and a previous inappropriate relationship from becoming public. In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I've acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration."

At least I can hang my hat on that for a day or two!!

[McmerleHOG]

so let me get this straight.

petrino and his family + jessica spend a wholesome day at the lake.
Jessica wants an innocent ride home with petrino.  he gives her the ride, no problem.
he wrecks with her on the bike.  But somehow feels the need to make her vanish and tries to cover up the fact that she was involved, and lies to his boss about it.
police report comes out, and indicates she was on the bike with him...
so he confesses to an affair.

this makes no sense. but maybe if you use double caps (hit the caps button twice) it will make more sense.

[Nuttbashed]

I have also heard that the relationship was non-sexual in nature. However, I too am skeptical given the fact it was described as "inappropriate." I was also told that the police went to the owner of the parking lot where the young lady had parked her car and the police took the surveillance video from that lot to review.

Again, take this with a grain of salt, but it comes from someone I trust. 

[The Great Hambino]

GOT A CAPS LOCK KEY AND IT IS STUCK!!!!

[bigdaddyhawg]

JD wasn't hooking up with CBP, she was knockin boots with his son, which is the reason she broke off the engagement...

CBP was afraid: 1. If it got out his son was a marriage wrecker it might hurt his image and even more so 2. that he just hired the chick that was at the center of this little fiasco...

He never said he was the one engaged in the inappropriate relationship... the wording of his release is rather perfect really... we assume he was protecting his relationship, and assume he was cheating on his wife because he apologized to her... but he also apologized to his kids and everyone else... read the statement from a different angle...

He lied to protect a bad situation of some kind from becoming public, but it was not an affair with JD...

"That said I certainly had a concern about Jessica Dorrell's name being revealed. In my press conference, I referred to her simply as 'a lady'. My concern was to protect my family and a previous inappropriate relationship from becoming public. In hindsight, I showed a serious mistake in judgment when I chose not to be more specific about those details. Today, I've acknowledged this previous inappropriate relationship with my family and those within the athletic department administration."

At least I can hang my hat on that for a day or two!!

Fantasies can be awesome!!

[STLHogFan]

[Fatty McGee]

Come on folks, nothing here changes the story as we now understand it.  It only fills it the blanks a little.

Some of you guys may not be as crafty when it comes to imagining how to handle a 25 y/o mistress, but it's a very sneaky thing to do, to bring her to the lake with your son, let your wife see how innocent everything is, then later let her see there's nothing at all wrong with a little bike ride.

It's the very kind of subterfuge that adulterers come up with to spend some extra time with that mistress, and doing it under your spouse's nose leads her to believe there's nothing going on later if she starts to wonder.

I had a friend try to set me up with his mistress to double date with him and his wife.  I saw through his bs, but it was a ploy just like this, to find a way to make it all look so innocent.

So you're saying it's just the kind of crafty offensive play Petrino is known for?

[scarolinahog]

Bo Mattingly said he had heard a very similar story to his one from some of his media sources off the record on his show yesterday.

I wonder if the OP is just repeating it for his amusement? I guess we'll see if this has legs, but I don't hold out much hope at this point of that.

I PROMISE YOU I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF BO MATTINGLY.

[bigdaddyhawg]

so let me get this straight.

petrino and his family + jessica spend a wholesome day at the lake.
Jessica wants an innocent ride home with petrino.  he gives her the ride, no problem.
he wrecks with her on the bike.  But somehow feels the need to make her vanish and tries to cover up the fact that she was involved, and lies to his boss about it.
police report comes out, and indicates she was on the bike with him...
so he confesses to an affair.

this makes no sense. but maybe if you use double caps (hit the caps button twice) it will make more sense.

The OP'er didn't portray it as you say here, or at least that's not how I read it.

It seems that's how people are interpreting it, but I see a different explanation.

[IronHog]

CBP was afraid: 1. If it got out his son was a marriage wrecker it might hurt his image and even more so 2. that he just hired the chick that was at the center of this little fiasco...

That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Engaged chicks are not only fair game....... they are highly enjoyable targets for a young, healthy man.

Being a persona non grata at a wedding is a badge of honor!

[bigdaddyhawg]

PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN RUMORS BUT ALL THESE THREADS SHOULD BE TOO. WORD ON THE STREET IS JESSICA WAS AT THE LAKE WITH PETRINO, HIS WIFE, AND HIS SON. SHE SHOWED UP WITH HIS SON AND STAYED WITH THEM ALL AFTERNOON. THEN, WHEN THEY ALL LEFT, SHE WANTED A RIDE ON THE BIKE. PETRINO LET HER AND THEN WRECKED.

NO LINK

CAN'T TELL YA WHO(THEY ASKED)

THEY ALSO TOLD ME CBP ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. PERIOD. SAID THE BIG MONEY BOOSTERS WON'T HAVE IT, AND A LOT OF MONEY CHANGES HANDS IN MAY AND IT WON'T IF HE IS FIRED.

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME NAMES OR ANYTHING JUST SHARING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE HEARD FROM NON-MEDIA FOLK WHO ARE SEMI CLOSE TO THE SITUATION. 

I have one question for you guys:  The highway BP wrecked his bike on is NOT in the direction of the lake.  I understand it was out towards Elkins, which is the opposite direction.

[Nosboar Accubond]

so let me get this straight.

petrino and his family + jessica spend a wholesome day at the lake.
Jessica wants an innocent ride home with petrino.  he gives her the ride, no problem.
he wrecks with her on the bike.  But somehow feels the need to make her vanish and tries to cover up the fact that she was involved, and lies to his boss about it.
police report comes out, and indicates she was on the bike with him...
so he confesses to an affair.

this makes no sense. but maybe if you use double caps (hit the caps button twice) it will make more sense.

when did he confess to an affair? In fact when did he confess to being the one engaged in a previous inappropriate relationship? He said he was protecting her name and trying to keep "a" relationship from becoming public, but he never said it was his.

His son knocked up JD and wrecked her marriage... CBP was trying to keep it all in house...

Thats my story and Im sticking to it!!!

[The Boar War]

Come on folks, nothing here changes the story as we now understand it.  It only fills it the blanks a little.

Some of you guys may not be as crafty when it comes to imagining how to handle a 25 y/o mistress, but it's a very sneaky thing to do, to bring her to the lake with your son, let your wife see how innocent everything is, then later let her see there's nothing at all wrong with a little bike ride.

It's the very kind of subterfuge that adulterers come up with to spend some extra time with that mistress, and doing it under your spouse's nose leads her to believe there's nothing going on later if she starts to wonder.

I had a friend try to set me up with his mistress to double date with him and his wife.  I saw through his bs, but it was a ploy just like this, to find a way to make it all look so innocent.

Interesting point.  This actually happens a lot with people who think they're the smartest person in the room.

[bigdaddyhawg]

That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Engaged chicks are not only fair game....... they are highly enjoyable targets for a young, healthy man.

Being a persona non grata at a wedding is a badge of honor!

Dangit dude, you have just about the most unusual and unique take on things I've ever seen!!

[Wild Bill Hog]

There's something about your karma ratio that leads me to not believe any part of what you're SAYING.

[Hog4Ever09]

Caps Lock.  It's on the left, under Tab.  Press it just once.  Proceed

[IronHog]

Jeff Long's facial expression last night.

The look of a man wishing he had Alabama LEO's to fall back on.......

[bigdaddyhawg]

So you're saying it's just the kind of crafty offensive play Petrino is known for?

He's known for his brilliant offensive game, right?

[neblon]

I PROMISE YOU I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF BO MATTINGLY.

Whats up with the screaming?

[PonderinHog]

GOT A CAPS LOCK KEY AND IT IS STUCK!!!!

HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY, DAMNIT!  (this actually works)

[scarolinahog]

so let me get this straight.

petrino and his family + jessica spend a wholesome day at the lake.
Jessica wants an innocent ride home with petrino.  he gives her the ride, no problem.
he wrecks with her on the bike.  But somehow feels the need to make her vanish and tries to cover up the fact that she was involved, and lies to his boss about it.
police report comes out, and indicates she was on the bike with him...
so he confesses to an affair.

this makes no sense. but maybe if you use double caps (hit the caps button twice) it will make more sense.

I SEE WHAT YOUR SAYING. BUT THE ISSUE I STRUGGLE WITH IS WHO WOULD RIDE AROUND ON A HARLEY WITH NO HELMET IN ARKANSAS BEING THE UA FOOTBALL COACH WITH A WOMAN YOUR CHEATING WITH. WHO WOULDN'T SEE YOU?

I AM WONDERING IF THIS INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP COULD BE HIM HIRING HIS SON'S SQUEEZE.

PLEASE DON'T RAILROAD ME, I AM JUST SHARING WHAT I WAS TOLD. THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME AND I HOPE IT IS WHAT WENT DOWN.

[CDBHawg]

The look of a man wishing he had Alabama LEO's to fall back on.......

Shut up about Bama in everything you type. It gets old.