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Classic Bert...
« on: January 03, 2018, 10:28:01 am »

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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2018, 10:30:38 am »

Posted earlier...butt it's not a good look. It's just shows that JLong hired a child and made him a millionaire. I think that fart is what pushed Patterson to leave the set and just go home. It was hurting his brand...

CBB is not helping himself.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2018, 10:31:32 am »

Yet another place Bret decided to stink it up at eh?
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2018, 10:33:54 am »

“Doooooon’t care”

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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2018, 10:36:56 am »

I think it's funny. Hey, might as well just let it fly. (Plus, he's not ours any more.)
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2018, 10:40:21 am »

Posted earlier...butt it's not a good look. It's just shows that JLong hired a child and made him a millionaire. I think that fart is what pushed Patterson to leave the set and just go home. It was hurting his brand...

CBB is not helping himself.

Wow.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2018, 10:41:08 am »

Kind of like his whole time here.  Unaware.  Part time happy go lucky nice guy/ Part time frat guy party boy. 

I'll be glad when he is mentioned as coach of wherever and not former coach of Arkansas.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2018, 10:47:45 am »

“Doooooon’t care”

- Jay Cutler
This....glad he is gone.  The clown act is over.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2018, 10:48:04 am »

Good elevation on the delivery!!
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2018, 11:12:27 am »

No defense for that.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2018, 11:17:46 am »

Hope he checked his britches after that.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2018, 11:20:06 am »

It was Monday, he ain't got no job, and ...

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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2018, 11:37:46 am »

YAWN
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2018, 11:51:38 am »

Posted earlier...butt it's not a good look. It's just shows that JLong hired a child and made him a millionaire. I think that fart is what pushed Patterson to leave the set and just go home. It was hurting his brand...

CBB is not helping himself.
yeah because nobody has farted and laughed about it before.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2018, 11:53:18 am »

That’s just embarrassing.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2018, 11:58:20 am »

yeah because nobody has farted and laughed about it before.

It is funny.  Well, it was funny when I was 22 and in college or maybe now while camping with close friends or something.  On national TV it makes him look like your drunk fraternity brother who never grew up and is now more sad than funny.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2018, 12:02:02 pm »

Smelled like money...
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2018, 12:13:04 pm »

Not sure if anyone saw this and I couldn't find if it was posted anywhere else, butt -

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/watch-bret-bielema-claims-ruined-seat-cushion-live-tv-following-lengthy-rose-bowl/


We never had a coach named Bert.  If you are referring to Bret B, he doesn't coach here anymore. 
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2018, 12:16:52 pm »

I'll be glad when he is mentioned as coach of wherever and not former coach of Arkansas.

That will be a long time from now if ever.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2018, 12:25:59 pm »

We never had a coach named Bert.  If you are referring to Bret B, he doesn't coach here anymore. 

We never had one named Nutter or Booby or Johnelle either.  Did you ever object when posters used those names?
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2018, 12:28:11 pm »

That guy is such a clown.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2018, 12:29:08 pm »

yeah because nobody has farted and laughed about it before.

How old are you? I need to know before I respond to this....
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2018, 12:30:37 pm »

Posted earlier...butt it's not a good look. It's just shows that JLong hired a child and made him a millionaire. I think that fart is what pushed Patterson to leave the set and just go home. It was hurting his brand...

CBB is not helping himself.

Pretty sure Bret was a millionaire before he even met JL...
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2018, 12:35:21 pm »

Pretty sure Bret was a millionaire before he even met JL...


I'm pretty sure we don't know that - but we DO know he is one now. We also know he enjoys writing letters, very good letters.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2018, 12:37:39 pm »

Kind of like his whole time here.  Unaware.  Part time happy go lucky nice guy/ Part time frat guy party boy. 

I'll be glad when he is mentioned as coach of wherever and not former coach of Arkansas.
that'll never happen. he's retired.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2018, 12:39:22 pm »

This attacking Bret Bielema is getting old.  He represented the University well.  He is also a good coach.  It does not show a lot of class in the razorback fan base to be attacking him all the time, especially when he doesn't deserve it all, unlike some of our other coaches.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2018, 12:42:09 pm »

This attacking Bret Bielema is getting old.  He represented the University well.  He is also a good coach.  It does not show a lot of class in the razorback fan base to be attacking him all the time, especially when he doesn't deserve it all, unlike some of our other coaches.
Pull my finger!
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2018, 12:43:29 pm »

Meh. Just glad he’s gone
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2018, 12:43:54 pm »

if you ain't laughing at farts, you ain't living
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2018, 12:46:25 pm »

I just farted...
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2018, 12:48:21 pm »

if you ain't laughing at farts, you ain't living

Farting: Funny

Farting and then talking about it, on national television, while you're with a group of highly respected professionals in your industry: Maybe not the time and place
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2018, 12:48:31 pm »

The guy literally farted on National TV in a room full of coaches. This should tell you all you need to know about our former coach and explains a lot about our team.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2018, 12:50:21 pm »

It's a window into how his mind works - scary, actually kind of sad.

....or maybe he was just drunk

Leave him alone Tito
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2018, 12:51:52 pm »

Bret's livin in your head man, let it go he doesn't coach here any longer.

While you're livin in the past,  John L. Smith, Bobby Petrino,Houston Nutt, Ken Hatfield, Lou Holtz and Broyles don't either.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2018, 12:53:47 pm »

How did we ever let this guy go? 
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2018, 12:56:14 pm »

It was New Year's day. If I was a betting man, and I'm not, I'd guess CBB ate a drank more than his share on New Year's Eve.  That will make a fellow gassy. And my doctor told me not to ever hold in a fart and I bet he and I go to the same doctor and he told him the same thing. 

Nothing wrong with it as it was doctor's orders.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2018, 01:01:12 pm »

Bret's livin in your head man, let it go he doesn't coach here any longer.

While you're livin in the past,  John L. Smith, Bobby Petrino,Houston Nutt, Ken Hatfield, Lou Holtz and Broyles don't either.
those guys probably fart too.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2018, 01:12:49 pm »

Bret's livin in your head man,

You’re making quite an ASSumption there.

Just posting a link to a video of Bert being Bert. Make of it what you will.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2018, 03:38:32 pm »

This attacking Bret Bielema is getting old.  He represented the University well.  He is also a good coach.  It does not show a lot of class in the razorback fan base to be attacking him all the time, especially when he doesn't deserve it all, unlike some of our other coaches.
Pretty sure that he stole a bunch of money from the UA which he should pay back.  He is probably sitting at home lighting his flatulence with $100 dollar bills.
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2018, 04:03:59 pm »

Exactly, I mean, this is just sad. Not only did he not excuse himself if he had a gas but he actually wanted to fart on tv.  Says alot too that the others giggled like girls.
One was an adult who excused himself. 

A big huge sheet was following that exhibition you can bank on it.

I said it before, this is not a healthy man.
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« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2018, 09:33:09 am »

Pretty sure that he stole a bunch of money from the UA which he should pay back.  He is probably sitting at home lighting his flatulence with $100 dollar bills.

Stole? By all means call a cop!
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2018, 10:29:09 am »

There's nothing more fun than dropping a bomb on someone that doesn't think it's funny--especially when there are others around that think that it is.

On tv?  Probably not the best choice--but it's still funny!!  :)
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2018, 10:57:17 am »

Just be glad there's no such thing as smellevision!
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2018, 11:10:58 am »

There's nothing more fun than dropping a bomb on someone that doesn't think it's funny--especially when there are others around that think that it is.

On tv?  Probably not the best choice--but it's still funny!!  :)

Age?
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2018, 07:06:57 pm »

This attacking Bret Bielema is getting old.  He represented the University well.  He is also a good coach.  It does not show a lot of class in the razorback fan base to be attacking him all the time, especially when he doesn't deserve it all, unlike some of our other coaches.

Wrong. He is a horrible coach
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Re: Classic Bert...
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2018, 04:23:16 am »

Lack of sphincter control aside, it's good being Bret Bielema.
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