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Sorry Coach Morris....
« on: January 01, 2018, 03:14:15 pm »

Dear Coach Morris,

I want to formally apologize for the Arkansas PTB that flirted with that fraud Malzahn instead of hiring you first....thank you so much for coming here!

And damn we dodged a huge $7mm a year bullet! 

Go Hogs Go!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 03:19:03 pm »

second!!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2018, 03:24:22 pm »

100 percent agree.

Itís going to be a very rocky marriage with an expensive divorce impending at Auburn.  Gus already on hot seat.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2018, 03:26:58 pm »

Not sure how good Morris is or will be, but i know gus ain't worth 7 million. That's full retard dumb of auburn
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 03:34:47 pm »

Not sure how good Morris is or will be, but i know gus ain't worth 7 million. That's full retard dumb of auburn

never been on the Gus Bus, but I hear its a rough ride and an overpriced ticket.

I guess its Hammerdown

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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2018, 03:37:17 pm »

Dilly dilly
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2018, 03:42:51 pm »

That's an expensive wheel for Tigger to replace on the Gus bus.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2018, 03:44:40 pm »

Danged ol' bus stalled out in the bank parking lot....  :P
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2018, 03:46:37 pm »

Dear Coach Morris,

I want to formally apologize for the Arkansas PTB that flirted with that fraud Malzahn instead of hiring you first....thank you so much for coming here!

And damn we dodged a huge $7mm a year bullet! 

Go Hogs Go!

Well put!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2018, 03:47:04 pm »

Danged ol' bus stalled out in the bank parking lot....  :P

The axles weren't rated for that much money.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2018, 03:52:35 pm »

I recall being lambasted for saying Gus was a mediocre coach and didn't deserve more than $3.5ish million/year tops.

All the Gus suckers proceeded to tell meet I was an idiot and that Gus was an "elite"coach and we'd be lucky to have him for $7 million.

Who is laughing now?
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2018, 04:02:20 pm »

Those same PTB are still in charge, Happy New Year.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2018, 04:17:17 pm »

Anyone else notice how red Gusí nose is?  And every time he was shown on tv he was picking it.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2018, 04:20:14 pm »

I recall being lambasted for saying Gus was a mediocre coach and didn't deserve more than $3.5ish million/year tops.

All the Gus suckers proceeded to tell meet I was an idiot and that Gus was an "elite"coach and we'd be lucky to have him for $7 million.

Who is laughing now?

I still think Gus is a great coach.  But, I think surrounding yourself with people that are great is more importantóand Gus hasnít proven to have been capable of doing that.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2018, 04:20:56 pm »

CCM says its OK, now we have Gus at Auburn, Ole Piss with an "Interim" for a few years, and Miss State without Mullen.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2018, 04:21:30 pm »

I recall being lambasted for saying Gus was a mediocre coach and didn't deserve more than $3.5ish million/year tops.

All the Gus suckers proceeded to tell meet I was an idiot and that Gus was an "elite"coach and we'd be lucky to have him for $7 million.

Who is laughing now?


Gus and Sexton
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2018, 04:28:30 pm »

Auburn BOT already working up the buyout...😜
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2018, 04:34:42 pm »

I recall being lambasted for saying Gus was a mediocre coach and didn't deserve more than $3.5ish million/year tops.

All the Gus suckers proceeded to tell meet I was an idiot and that Gus was an "elite"coach and we'd be lucky to have him for $7 million.

Who is laughing now?

congrats on feeling redeemed. Auburn did finish 10-4 with wins over playoff teams Bama and Georgia and losses to playoff teams Georgia and Clemson and a team that went undefeated.

Pretty cool to see UCF finish undefeated
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2018, 04:36:50 pm »

congrats on feeling redeemed. Auburn did finish 10-4 with wins over playoff teams Bama and Georgia and losses to playoff teams Georgia and Clemson and a team that went undefeated.

Pretty cool to see UCF finish undefeated

Itís oddly similar to Nutt and Malzahnís season together where the 4 losses were to teams that finished in the top 5
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2018, 04:42:48 pm »

I said this from the GET GO..

GUS = JOKE
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2018, 04:48:50 pm »

congrats on feeling redeemed. Auburn did finish 10-4 with wins over playoff teams Bama and Georgia and losses to playoff teams Georgia and Clemson and a team that went undefeated.

Pretty cool to see UCF finish undefeated

I don't feel redeemed. I feel vindicated.

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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2018, 04:50:42 pm »

Fire Gus
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2018, 04:53:36 pm »

Fire Gus

Is what we would have been crying after two years if we had hired that scalawag.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2018, 04:54:04 pm »

CCM says its OK, now we have Gus at Auburn, Ole Piss with an "Interim" for a few years, and Miss State without Mullen.
and Eddie Munster at LSU. Dumbest AD in history
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2018, 05:01:32 pm »

I recall being lambasted for saying Gus was a mediocre coach and didn't deserve more than $3.5ish million/year tops.

All the Gus suckers proceeded to tell meet I was an idiot and that Gus was an "elite"coach and we'd be lucky to have him for $7 million.

Who is laughing now?

 Both you and I tried to tell these numbskulls that very thing but not too many people were listening. 
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2018, 05:06:01 pm »

Both you and I tried to tell these numbskulls that very thing but not too many people were listening.
you cant tell them anything. Most around here are name chasers, unimfored hive mind people
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2018, 05:26:23 pm »

Both you and I tried to tell these numbskulls that very thing but not too many people were listening. 

It's because me and you are men of the people, salt of the earth type folks. We're not blinded by the lights of $7mil Malzahn.

Numbskulls and scalawags, the lot of them.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2018, 05:31:59 pm »

Not sure how good Morris is or will be, but i know gus ain't worth 7 million. That's full retard dumb of auburn
R-word.org
Not cool using that word in that manner. Not cool at all!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2018, 06:49:37 pm »

It's because me and you are men of the people, salt of the earth type folks. We're not blinded by the lights of $7mil Malzahn.

Numbskulls and scalawags, the lot of them.

And mouthbreathers...lots of mouthbreathers.
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« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2018, 06:54:27 pm »

And mouthbreathers...lots of mouthbreathers.

Next thing you know, they'll start letting carpetbaggers back in here and we'll have to have ole' Deltaboy kick a six or two to clear 'em out again.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2018, 06:59:04 pm »

I'm more than happy that GM didn't land here but for those thinking CCM is our savior, you need to pump your brakes. Remember, he's known as Gus 2.0.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2018, 07:06:32 pm »

I'm more than happy that GM didn't land here but for those thinking CCM is our savior, you need to pump your brakes. Remember, he's known as Gus 2.0.

Only by the mouth breathers.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2018, 07:10:11 pm »

Only by the mouth breathers.
I'll see you in 3 years knuckle dragger.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2018, 07:15:06 pm »

Those same PTB are still in charge, Happy New Year.
As long as it isnít the same PTB that hired Fatty or fired Bobby, Iím happy.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2018, 07:24:21 pm »

As long as it isnít the same PTB that hired Fatty or fired Bobby, Iím happy.
No, just the same PTB that spent 17 million in buyouts and failed to bring in their primary target and settled on CCM.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2018, 07:26:53 pm »

No, just the same PTB that spent 17 million in buyouts and failed to bring in their primary target and settled on CCM.

Worth the risk, though.  BB proved he was a dinosaur.  Needed to try something new.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2018, 07:26:59 pm »

No, just the same PTB that spent 17 million in buyouts and failed to bring in their primary target and settled on CCM.

Same target that lost to UCF! 
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2018, 07:35:30 pm »

Not sure how good Morris is or will be, but i know gus ain't worth 7 million. That's full retard dumb of auburn
I agree. I am glad they are stuck with him and not us.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2018, 07:40:58 pm »

Looks like it was Nebraska who hit the jackpot, bringing their native son home.. Too bad for us that Nutt and Malzahn had to wage the war within the state oh so many years ago. Weíve been paying for it. Boy, have we ever paid in so many different ways. Worse that the Hatfields  and the McCoys.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2018, 07:43:09 pm »

Same target that lost to UCF! 
yep, one in the same. They were willing to spend 24 million "buyouts+new salary" to bring in Gus.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2018, 07:43:51 pm »

He hasn't done anything yet.  I'm willing to give him a chance, just like I did with Bielema.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2018, 07:58:03 pm »

yep, one in the same. They were willing to spend 24 million "buyouts+new salary" to bring in Gus.

Get over it! 

You canít!  I bet you have a poster of Gus over your bed!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2018, 08:00:36 pm »

Aubbie got themselves a 50 million dollar loss today. Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face!
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2018, 08:26:11 pm »

Aubbie got themselves a 50 million dollar loss today. Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face!
Agreed..we dodge a bullet. You think BB was expensive to fire, Gus would have been here longer then HDN.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2018, 08:46:46 pm »

I think Jimbo is a little overrated too.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2018, 09:35:53 pm »

I just hope AU didn't spend all of their money on this fraud!!!!

Save some for the recruits on Big Cat weekend!!!

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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2018, 09:50:17 pm »

Setting here watching Clemson and Bama.  Coach Morris is looking better and better everyday.  We may have actually struck gold again.  Clemson's offense isn't what it was.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2018, 09:58:15 pm »

Get over it! 

You canít!  I bet you have a poster of Gus over your bed!
Lol, you must have me mistaken for someone else...I have never been and will never be a Gus supporter.
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2018, 10:08:27 pm »

Not sure how good Morris is or will be, but i know gus ain't worth 7 million. That's full retard dumb of auburn
There was just NO WAY they were going to lose a Sir Richard measure-off with Arkansas. We had them over the barrel and could not lose either way. Best case scenario for them would have been for Gus to get the bus rolling, but they are Nutting him the same way we Nutted Nutt. HE is put in a no win situation now, and it will get ugly and cost them mucho denaro... They are going to have to fire him quickly to show they are not scared of a buy-out, and that is going to make their next two searches dicey. Great win for the Hog's even if Morris turns out to be Nutt 2.0...
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Re: Sorry Coach Morris....
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2018, 10:11:20 pm »

Setting here watching Clemson and Bama.  Coach Morris is looking better and better everyday.  We may have actually struck gold again.  Clemson's offense isn't what it was.

Please tell me what you are comparing this games offense to clemsons when?   
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