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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2017, 09:24:19 am »

Doing it right way
Lots of new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2017, 09:44:33 am »

Doing it right way
Lots of new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep

This would win if it was 5-7-5.  Lol
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2017, 09:49:42 am »

This would win if it was 5-7-5.  Lol

Your response was not
in the form of a haiku
No sammich for you!
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2017, 10:47:04 am »

This is directed at the players -




Your leaders can fail
You must take pride in yourself
It’s time to step up


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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2017, 11:53:16 am »

This would win if it was 5-7-5.  Lol

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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2017, 12:15:23 pm »

We are very close,
The closeness is so so close,
Watch and see how close.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2017, 12:24:49 pm »

We are very close,
The closeness is so so close,
Watch and see how close.

Well obviously,
It did not go as we hoped
All correctable
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2017, 12:32:37 pm »

We emailed the board
They discussed for a long time
Why are they still here?
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2017, 12:36:17 pm »

Limericks are hard
In the form of a haiku
I'll give it a try.

There once was a man
At half served PB and jam
We lost again.  Damn.

 LOL.!!

 There once was a coach named Bret,
Well, IS the coach cause he's not fired yet.
Now his PB&J is looking passe,
But that's better than what the fan's get...
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2017, 12:38:19 pm »

Doing it right way
Much new branding revenue
Sheep gonna be sheep

Fixed it..
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #60 on: November 09, 2017, 12:54:03 pm »

Allen or Kelley?
Does it really matter now?
Both will get clobbered.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #61 on: November 09, 2017, 01:00:38 pm »

Board of trustees met.
Long and Bert in the hot seat.
Contract extension?
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #62 on: November 09, 2017, 01:03:49 pm »

The seven worst words:
We had a good week of prep.
Bert is a moron.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2017, 06:52:21 am »

The HOGS smell good
Barney soiled his trousers with the yellow
He reeks of corndog

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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2017, 08:19:09 am »

Win or lose today
I'll still root next Saturday
Always a Hog fan
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