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It's a microwave world
« on: November 09, 2017, 03:31:39 pm »

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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 03:34:02 pm »

So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2017, 04:07:31 pm »

So close.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2017, 04:08:20 pm »

Really large potatoes take a lot longer to cook before they explode.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 04:10:35 pm »

Popcorn! Sorry.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2017, 04:15:46 pm »

Total defense, 422 yards a game. That is hot.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 04:18:30 pm »

I'm hungry
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2017, 04:20:15 pm »

Proper use of a microwave.

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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 04:37:46 pm »

The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 04:40:53 pm »

When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 04:48:07 pm »

The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
I don’t have to wonder about the look on his face.....
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2017, 04:52:23 pm »

When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Maybe this explains some of our clock management issues.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2017, 07:32:29 pm »

Not at all surprising that he would use an analogy with food
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2017, 08:47:01 pm »

So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.

Cochon De Lait....he'll see it this Saturday.  A full on ass whopping.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2017, 08:49:40 pm »

Beep...beep..
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2017, 08:50:19 pm »

When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Then said hot pocket is hot enough to melt lead around the edges and still ice age frozen enough in the middle to preserve a mammoth.

I did though come up with the idea for the Frito Pie hot pocket so that’s a plus for hot pockets....
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2017, 08:51:36 pm »

Sounds like his microwave works about as well as everything else he tries.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2017, 09:02:59 pm »

It's a toaster oven world
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2017, 09:54:51 pm »

"I get it. It's a microwave world," he said. "Everybody wants things now."

He really doesn't get it.

http://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2017/11/09/arkansas-coach-struggling-match-times-wisconsin-lafayette-qb-kelley-may-play-lsu/848476001/
I am pretty fed up with his "outside world" talk.

Look, A-hole, the support of the "outside world" is the ONLY reason you get paid millions to coach a bunch of guys playing a game.

The
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Reason
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2017, 08:54:07 am »

My stomach is growling...

Do you think CBB has a microwave next to his desk?
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2017, 08:55:45 am »

Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonald’s cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2017, 08:59:56 am »

Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonald’s cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.

If's its those dollar cheeseburgers...that chute better drop 10 at a time
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2017, 09:02:20 am »

That’s why he’s been pissy at the press.....
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2017, 09:04:52 am »

That’s why he’s been pissy at the press.....
I figured he stubbed his toe on the podium in his flip flops
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2017, 09:06:36 am »

He can’t feel his toes, too much pressure.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2017, 09:34:54 am »

I figured it was because his eyes appear to be fattening shut.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2017, 09:40:20 am »

He is Toast.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2017, 10:00:40 am »

He is Toast.

Nah. He’s the whole loaf!
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2017, 10:08:58 am »

Flip flops. Pork rinds, microwave, a Snuggie, rich....dude's got the life
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2017, 10:15:16 am »

4.4 million reasons why it is a microwave world.  Come on down to 2million if you want a crockpot world.
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Re: It's a microwave world
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2017, 10:34:42 am »

No. We've received a microwave product on a bbq timetable.
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