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Hogville Haiku
« on: November 08, 2017, 04:27:46 pm »

Corndogs this weekend.
How will I handle the game?
Intoxicated!
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2017, 04:30:46 pm »

Coach O Gonna Run
Like Poop Through A Bread Fed Goose
Damn Carpetbaggers
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2017, 04:33:09 pm »

Here's one for Delta
Jeff Long and Bret Bielema
Are out on their arse.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2017, 04:35:47 pm »

Hey porkrindjimmy
What are your sources saying?
Is it Tim Horton?
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2017, 04:44:39 pm »

My sources have heard
the BOT vote is in
welcome coach Les Miles
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2017, 04:45:07 pm »

Long is the problem
Please board correct this right now
Stadium half full
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2017, 04:46:39 pm »

Strange things are afoot
Bert eats Ed O to save job
Ermagerd woo pig
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2017, 04:47:50 pm »

I prefer Pepsi
Am I a carpetbagger?
I just add more booze.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2017, 04:48:58 pm »

I prefer Pepsi
Am I a carpetbagger?
I just add more booze.

I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate pepsi
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2017, 04:49:28 pm »

We are Arkansas
The SEC laughs at us
Fire Bert and Jeff please.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2017, 04:51:21 pm »

I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate pepsi

Well Dr. Pepper
Is a good mixer for chicks
With Southern Comfort.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2017, 04:52:58 pm »

Bret hits the bottle
Fails in Louisiana
Hits bottle again
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2017, 04:53:33 pm »

Guv just now posted
Houston D Nutt for AD
Hire Gus Malazahn.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2017, 04:56:15 pm »

Bret hits the bottle
Fails in Louisiana
Hits bottle again

No one from the south
Can say Lou eze e ana
It's Lou zee ana
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2017, 05:01:50 pm »

Bert is leaving soon
Jelly sammiches don't work
Three more games to go

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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2017, 05:04:30 pm »

Bert is leaving soon
Jelly sammiches don't work
Three more games to go



Bert is not his name
Shows a lot of disrespect
Bugs Bunny says Boit.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2017, 05:06:07 pm »

Bert is not his name
Shows a lot of disrespect
Bugs Bunny says Boit.

Roses are red
Rainbows are multi-colored
Blow it out your arse
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2017, 05:11:51 pm »

Roses are red
Rainbows are multi-colored
Blow it out your arse

What comes out my arse
Are definitely rainbows
Smells like rose petals.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2017, 05:15:20 pm »

What comes out my arse
Are definitely rainbows
Smells like rose petals.

You are on a roll
This whole thread is impressive
Boit should work this hard
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2017, 05:18:32 pm »

Vodka and hot wings
I'm going to get fit shaced
More tequila please
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2017, 05:21:42 pm »

Guv just now posted
Houston D Nutt for AD
Hire Gus Malazahn.

Oh hell no to Nutt
That is one moronic clown
Please just shoot me now
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2017, 06:26:53 pm »

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2017, 06:32:20 pm »

Forest City Joe,
Where are you when we need you?
Sunshine pump is broke.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2017, 06:36:27 pm »

Bert & Kurt too big

Triple cheeseburgers galore

Eat one then 2 more.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2017, 06:42:19 pm »

Can anyone tell me what time it starts and which channel?
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2017, 06:46:39 pm »

How low can we go?
I’m old enough to have seen
Hogs win a N C
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2017, 07:28:35 pm »

No fans in the stands
Means Hogs are bottom feeders
Fire Bielema now
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2017, 07:31:08 pm »

Nm
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2017, 07:39:39 pm »

We need a big win
We also need a new coach
Sat is a win / win

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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2017, 08:37:37 pm »

Yaw Yaw Yaw Football
Gonna beat us bad this week
Ready for a change
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2017, 09:55:58 pm »

Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2017, 09:59:57 pm »

Haikus are always fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2017, 10:41:43 pm »

Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2017, 10:42:25 pm »

Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

 My favorite so far...
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2017, 11:34:16 pm »

Roses are red
Whizz  is yellow
Barney is purple. Eat shirt lshoo. Wooo f  Pig
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2017, 06:31:51 am »

Bert is preparing. He is close to a breakthrough. Jeff is still in love.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2017, 07:28:07 am »

Roses are red
Whizz  is yellow
Barney is purple. Eat shirt lshoo. Wooo f  Pig

You're doing it wrong
Syllables dictate the form
Five, seven, then five
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2017, 07:30:36 am »

Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!

There once was a guy
Wore windbreakers in the heat
Now has initials.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2017, 07:51:35 am »

Bert can't coach football
Why'd he leave Sesame Street?
Need Ernie instead.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2017, 07:55:09 am »

Pigs starving in fall
Root fruitlessly through the slop
seeking who to blame.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2017, 07:59:32 am »

Blood is cardinal
Butcher smock white, comes Coach O
To make his sausage

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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2017, 08:00:34 am »

What is a haiku?
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2017, 08:01:57 am »

What is a haiku?

Syllables each line
five seven five there must be
Rhyming optional
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2017, 08:06:09 am »

Love my Hogs dearly
Season of disappointments
There's always next year

Repeat
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2017, 08:22:18 am »

Syllables each line
five seven five there must be
Rhyming optional

Okay. Thanks. Let me try one.

Five syllable line
A seven syllable line
Five syllable line
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2017, 08:25:24 am »

Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!

Limericks are hard
In the form of a haiku
I'll give it a try.

There once was a man
At half served PB and jam
We lost again.  Damn.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2017, 08:41:12 am »

Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

Winner. I bow to you sempai.
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2017, 08:52:58 am »

It happens each year
Football sux but never fear
Basketball cometh
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2017, 08:58:58 am »

Hogs beat LSU
Nobody expected that
Lobster for dinner
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Re: Hogville Haiku
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2017, 08:59:43 am »

It happens each year
Football sux but never fear
Basketball cometh
Sad is the question,
When the big two sports are bad,
"Is it track season?".
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