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Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« on: November 07, 2017, 04:00:25 pm »

Assist me in makng up excuses for Bret Bielema.  Please add to this ignorant thread.

1.  It hasn't been fair to Bret because he came here from a cooler climate and needs time to adjust.
2.  Poor fellow gained weight too fast and threw him off his game.
3.  He hurt his back setting sideways on all that cash and the pain he suffered.
4.  Maybe our stadium was laid out in a different direction than the one at Wisconsin
5.  The food and or Water in Arkansas tastes different than n Wisconsin
6.  The flip flops bought locally were not of the quality he was used to in Wisconsin
7.  All those early games we often play threw hi off his mojo
8.  Jeff Long was a different type boss than he was used to.
9.  The vehicle he purchased down here was the wrong color.
10.  All the assistants he wanted to come here to work hated Arkansas.

OK, I have got stupid started, please add on as necessary.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2017, 04:01:49 pm »

 
11.  There wasn't any moonshine in Wisconsin.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2017, 04:02:46 pm »

12. We just expect too much here in Arkansas regarding the Razorbacks.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2017, 04:03:03 pm »

He hasn't been drunk enough to not taste the chicken and it tastes good so he keeps eating it
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2017, 04:04:21 pm »

Stop posting you've won in a landslide.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2017, 05:59:46 pm »

Had it at wait.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2017, 06:04:11 pm »

13. Water pill prescription was all we needed
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 06:15:21 pm »

 Lost Barry's directions.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2017, 06:39:10 pm »

Do we have a poll for that?
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2017, 06:46:11 pm »

Wisconsin is not UNCOMMON....Maybe thats our problem
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2017, 06:47:43 pm »

arkansas fans don't care how we win as long as we win.  he won the last 2 games.  it shouldn't matter if they were against the worst team in the SEC and the worst team in FBS.  a win is a win and CBB has this team moving in the right direction.

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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2017, 07:33:30 pm »

5- His feet hurt- too many hills...
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2017, 07:37:11 pm »

Stop posting you've won in a landslide.
LOL.!!
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2017, 07:37:26 pm »

Catfish Hole?
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2017, 07:39:22 pm »

He’s married to the blonde and doesn’t have to earn it anymore. He also doesn’t like Harley’s.
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2017, 07:44:17 pm »

Jelly?
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2017, 07:49:50 pm »

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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2017, 07:57:52 pm »

Red Kite coffee is da debil
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2017, 09:06:53 pm »

Blame the hushpuppies
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Re: Wait, I want in the race for most ignorant thread.
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2017, 09:14:32 pm »

the curse of pepsi
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