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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2017, 11:18:33 am »

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2017, 11:20:09 am »

I guess Mark Mangino Jr.  would be more appropriate
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2017, 11:21:37 am »

Ah the old cry of the 8 yr old " everyone else does it "
Ah the cry of the 6 year old "Mommy, my name is Bret and they called me Bert".

 Mommy: "We better go talk to the principal, homeroom teacher, and superintendent, we can't have that"

Thanks Mommy, you're the bestest.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2017, 11:22:52 am »

Ah the cry of the 6 year old "Mommy, my name is Bret and they called me Bert".

 Mommy: "We better go talk to the principal, homeroom teacher, and superintendent, we can't have that"

Thanks Mommy, you're the bestest.
Why is it so hard to call someone by their name? Seriously?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2017, 11:28:16 am »

They're actually all stupid and have no comedic sense of timing or poignancy.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2017, 11:30:37 am »

If I was Bert, I'd be thinking "I don't care what they're calling me. I'm making $4+ Mil a year to suck, have a new baby, have a hot arse wife to hop on, and a $15M buyout. Life is good".

Bert will be ok.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2017, 11:30:38 am »

Ah the cry of the 6 year old "Mommy, my name is Bret and they called me Bert".

 Mommy: "We better go talk to the principal, homeroom teacher, and superintendent, we can't have that"

Thanks Mommy, you're the bestest.

where did anyone say anything close to that?

Why is it so hard to call someone by their name? Seriously?


I am sure the answers to that will be highly intelligent.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2017, 11:30:58 am »

The Social Justice Warriors are out in full force today on Hogville. First Capetbaggers and now Bert. What's next whiners?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2017, 11:32:09 am »

The Social Justice Warriors are out in full force today on Hogville. First Capetbaggers and now Bert. What's next whiners?

Yes, asking what people get out of calling people names is really pushing a social agenda.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2017, 11:33:42 am »

It was real classy when he looked like a janitor on the sidelines Saturday.

Hey man he woke up late and didn't have time to change out of his PJ's stop bullying everybody
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2017, 11:34:02 am »

Why is it so hard to call someone by their name? Seriously?

At this point, it's just trolling the fans.  I'm pretty certain if you asked "CBB" about Bert/Bret, he would shrug and go back to eating his hoagie.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #61 on: September 26, 2017, 11:34:12 am »

Yes, asking what people get out of calling people names is really pushing a social agenda.
Yeah your anti bullying crusade.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #62 on: September 26, 2017, 11:34:53 am »

I've explained at length on here why I use it -- goes back to his 2nd year at Wiscy when my Wiscy relatives began referring to him that way.  They loved him at the time and simply thought it was a kinda humorous name.


I thought of it as a funny nickname......not demeaning
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #63 on: September 26, 2017, 11:36:13 am »

or maybe in your 10 yr old minds you think it is cute. Really it just makes you sound like an inbred from Alabama.


You clearly have no fun.....ever
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #64 on: September 26, 2017, 11:38:09 am »


You clearly have no fun.....ever

I have lots of fun. Some of it is the easy pickings here, like this thread. So you, a supposed grown up thinks calling other adults names, from the anonymity of your keyboard is fun? Explains alot.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #65 on: September 26, 2017, 11:39:13 am »

I have lots of fun. Some of it is the easy pickings here, like this thread. So you, a supposed grown up thinks calling other adults names, from the anonymity of your keyboard is fun? Explains alot.


Nah I'd call him Bert if I saw him... 
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #66 on: September 26, 2017, 11:40:13 am »

So BellyMa wouldn't be nice either?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #67 on: September 26, 2017, 11:42:50 am »

He has a family and his name means something to them.

His name is RoBert Paulson.

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2017, 11:47:04 am »

Bert Bert Bert, Bert Bert Bert Bert.

Bert Bert Bert, Bert Bert Bert Bert.

Bert Bert Bert, oh Bert Bert Bert.

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2017, 11:47:19 am »

I have lots of fun. Some of it is the easy pickings here, like this thread. So you, a supposed grown up thinks calling other adults names, from the anonymity of your keyboard is fun? Explains alot.
I find it tough to believe you are triggered by the Bert stuff. Honestly, does it really bother you?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2017, 11:49:10 am »

Lots of people make money from weak products.  George Lucas made a movie about a duck named Howard.  I doubt he gave any money back.  And I doubt if people purposely call him names because he had a bad movie.

For years a friggin' army of people called Lucas every name in the book because of how they hated the star wars prequels, so you are 100% incorrect there.

Ironically, the same people who hated the prequels seem to be a lot of the people who like the utter dog crap star wars movies disney is hacking out now.   
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #71 on: September 26, 2017, 11:49:22 am »

It is simple if the coach had not lost to Toledo , Texas Tech and be 0-5 vs TAMU  Folks would not be riding him about his weight.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #72 on: September 26, 2017, 11:50:05 am »

dionysus often referred to zeus as zues.

nothing came of it..
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2017, 11:52:17 am »

It is simple if the coach had not lost to Toledo , Texas Tech and be 0-5 vs TAMU  Folks would not be riding him about his weight.

He's gone past old lineman big meals.

He needs to take care of himself.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #74 on: September 26, 2017, 11:53:08 am »

or maybe in your 10 yr old minds you think it is cute. Really it just makes you sound like an inbred from Alabama.

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #75 on: September 26, 2017, 11:53:18 am »

I find it tough to believe you are triggered by the Bert stuff. Honestly, does it really bother you?

So now asking a question means someone is triggered?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #76 on: September 26, 2017, 11:54:05 am »

He's gone past old lineman big meals.

He needs to take care of himself.

I am actually worried for his health at this point.  He has to be pushing 400 lbs now, that's not good.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #77 on: September 26, 2017, 11:54:12 am »

It is simple if the coach had not lost to Toledo , Texas Tech and be 0-5 vs TAMU  Folks would not be riding him about his weight.

You're right.  It's all his fault that people have no tact, self-control, dignity, grace, or manners.  Shame on him for losing football games.  The world would be a much nicer and more pleasant adult world if he had just %$&#& won some more football.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2017, 11:54:30 am »

This thread is hilarious  ;D
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2017, 11:54:34 am »

He's gone past old lineman big meals.

He needs to take care of himself.

Like MANY Americans he is over weight, no doubt there. I would hope for the sake of his little girl he'd work on that.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #80 on: September 26, 2017, 11:57:13 am »

Bert Bert Bert, Bert Bert Bert Bert.

Bert Bert Bert, Bert Bert Bert Bert.

Bert Bert Bert, oh Bert Bert Bert.

(Sung to the tune of Barbara Ann)

I prefer Surfin’ Bird by The Trashmen:

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #81 on: September 26, 2017, 11:57:24 am »

Like MANY Americans he is over weight, no doubt there. I would hope for the sake of his little girl he'd work on that.


He's way past just overweight


I'm bout 300.....I'd guess he's pushing 380
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #82 on: September 26, 2017, 12:03:46 pm »

Calling him Bert - not bullying

Say the only blocking he knows about is arteries - Bullying

Learn the difference.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #83 on: September 26, 2017, 12:09:03 pm »

I wonder how many would call him that to his face?
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #84 on: September 26, 2017, 12:20:13 pm »

fire bert!
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2017, 12:21:03 pm »

Fire the carpet bagger!!!!!!
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2017, 12:24:18 pm »

I am actually worried for his health at this point.  He has to be pushing 400 lbs now, that's not good.

400 was in the rearview about two stone ago.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2017, 12:25:15 pm »

Ah the cry of the 6 year old "Mommy, my name is Bret and they called me Bert".

 Mommy: "We better go talk to the principal, homeroom teacher, and superintendent, we can't have that"

Thanks Mommy, you're the bestest.

You are not far off, his mother in law flipped out when we called him Bert at a watch party she attended. 
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2017, 12:29:45 pm »

and more so still to be so hurt over the results of a GAME, but it does not stop some here from making the entire state look like a pod of morons, so.................

Bert makes me look like a moron in that I have spent thousands of dollars this year for season tickets, when I could just walk up to the stadium and get them for free
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #89 on: September 26, 2017, 12:29:52 pm »

or maybe in your 10 yr old minds you think it is cute. Really it just makes you sound like an inbred from Alabama.

Get over it, Jen. 
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2017, 12:32:01 pm »

Bert makes me look like a moron in that I have spent thousands of dollars this year for season tickets, when I could just walk up to the stadium and get them for free


Not his fault, that is all on you. No one made you buy season tickets.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2017, 12:32:52 pm »

At this point, it's just trolling the fans.  I'm pretty certain if you asked "CBB" about Bert/Bret, he would shrug and go back to eating his hoagie.

Actually, Bert was asked how he felt about being called Bert and Bert responded he didn't care much for being called Bert.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2017, 12:32:55 pm »

Well, I think his eyes are fattening shut.  If he keeps it up, I'm going to start calling him, "The Navigator".

The spice must flow.

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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #93 on: September 26, 2017, 12:35:32 pm »

400 was in the rearview about two stone ago.

I think you're right, honestly. He's a big guy. Not just tummy-wise. He's a large bodied guy.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2017, 12:36:13 pm »

The OP sounds Canadian.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2017, 12:38:59 pm »

So now asking a question means someone is triggered?
That's not what I said...nor did I even imply that. But to answer your question I would say no.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2017, 12:40:11 pm »

You are not far off, his mother in law flipped out when we called him Bert at a watch party she attended.

I heard of someone getting the wolf stare when they messed up and called him that to his face at a golf outing.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2017, 12:40:14 pm »

The OP sounds Canadian.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Born and raised in Ar. Family has been here 150 years. Just tired of our citizens making every attitude about us perfectly justifiable by how we act.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #98 on: September 26, 2017, 12:41:17 pm »

2 pages and still no one has told us what they get out of calling someone a name from behind a keyboard, very telling.
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Re: Does it make those of you who call Bb Bert feel big or are you all dyslexic
« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2017, 12:46:34 pm »

2 pages and still no one has told us what they get out of calling someone a name from behind a keyboard, very telling.

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