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Author Topic: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff  (Read 1769 times)

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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2017, 08:14:10 pm »

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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2017, 08:38:36 pm »

Silly.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 08:41:03 pm »

The Annunaki are returning to Earth.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2017, 09:53:35 pm »

The bartender tonight seemed strange.....
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2017, 09:56:12 pm »

So, the losing streak ends at five ???


I'll take it!
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2017, 10:01:29 pm »

The planets weren't coached by our staff. They're lining up perfectly.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2017, 10:03:43 pm »

Nanu nanu.....
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2017, 10:06:48 pm »

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2017, 10:26:37 pm »

Somebody is bound to be right eventually.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2017, 10:28:46 pm »

Fantastic.

UA will win 107-0. A&M will actually have their players take off their pads and sit on the sidelines sucking their thumbs instead of returning to the field to play. The game ends with the male cheerleaders and the collie dog trying to execute the prairie dog offense (the dog looks good, but the cheerleaders can't block worth crap).

NCAA records will tumble for the team and individuals. The band collectively faints from playing the fight song 312 times (narrowly beating the record from the 1984 Texas game).

CBB gives so many high fives he loses 70 pounds, and, amazingly, his pants at halftime as he opts for golf shorts. Somehow, he makes the shorts and hoodie combination look good. The odd growth under his eyebrow disappears right before halftime when the placekicker hits a 72-yard field goal with room to spare.

The third team OL demonstrates strain through the whistle so well that the crowd begins grunting with them.

The A&M Cadet corps, first disillusioned, and then despondent, have a mass exodus from the hitler youth  secret society they currently belong to and begin "feeling the Bern." They abandon their military suits for flannel and Dr. Martens boots.

Jeff Long is seen slapping Fanny on the fanny on the big screen. Somewhere around point #82, Long mysteriously loses his tie and reveals a "Lynyrd Skynyrd" tattoo on his upper chest.

HogInMemphis loses his HV password and cannot be the final poster reminding us that the world is ending anyway, so why be happy about the win.

Wilsonhog will be so tired from cheering that he forgets to ban three dupe account posters in the final hours.

Eight five-star recruits flip commitments from playoff schools, all on national TV.

Jerry Jones will smile so broadly at the big win that he cracks the veneer off of his face, revealing that he is actually a doppleganger for Phyllis Diller.

Nick Saban resigns out of fear the world doesn't end and Bama gets similiarly embarrassed by Arkansas in a couple of weeks.

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But all this crap won't matter because the world is ending.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2017, 10:28:59 pm »

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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2017, 10:37:05 pm »

Fantastic.

UA will win 107-0. A&M will actually have their players take off their pads and sit on the sidelines sucking their thumbs instead of returning to the field to play. The game ends with the male cheerleaders and the collie dog trying to execute the prairie dog offense (the dog looks good, but the cheerleaders can't block worth crap).

NCAA records will tumble for the team and individuals. The band collectively faints from playing the fight song 312 times (narrowly beating the record from the 1984 Texas game).

CBB gives so many high fives he loses 70 pounds, and, amazingly, his pants at halftime as he opts for golf shorts. Somehow, he makes the shorts and hoodie combination look good. The odd growth under his eyebrow disappears right before halftime when the placekicker hits a 72-yard field goal with room to spare.

The third team OL demonstrates strain through the whistle so well that the crowd begins grunting with them.

The A&M Cadet corps, first disillusioned, and then despondent, have a mass exodus from the hitler youth  secret society they currently belong to and begin "feeling the Bern." They abandon their military suits for flannel and Dr. Martens boots.

Jeff Long is seen slapping Fanny on the fanny on the big screen. Somewhere around point #82, Long mysteriously loses his tie and reveals a "Lynyrd Skynyrd" tattoo on his upper chest.

HogInMemphis loses his HV password and cannot be the final poster reminding us that the world is ending anyway, so why be happy about the win.

Wilsonhog will be so tired from cheering that he forgets to ban three dupe account posters in the final hours.

Eight five-star recruits flip commitments from playoff schools, all on national TV.

Jerry Jones will smile so broadly at the big win that he cracks the veneer off of his face, revealing that he is actually a doppleganger for Phyllis Diller.

Nick Saban resigns out of fear the world doesn't end and Bama gets similiarly embarrassed by Arkansas in a couple of weeks.

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But all this crap won't matter because the world is ending.


Could well happen.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2017, 11:20:44 pm »

I not scare
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2017, 11:37:24 pm »

If disaster is coming on Saturday, let's hope it's before the game, so we don't have the suffer it twice in one day.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2017, 08:57:58 am »

Fantastic.

UA will win 107-0. A&M will actually have their players take off their pads and sit on the sidelines sucking their thumbs instead of returning to the field to play. The game ends with the male cheerleaders and the collie dog trying to execute the prairie dog offense (the dog looks good, but the cheerleaders can't block worth crap).

NCAA records will tumble for the team and individuals. The band collectively faints from playing the fight song 312 times (narrowly beating the record from the 1984 Texas game).

CBB gives so many high fives he loses 70 pounds, and, amazingly, his pants at halftime as he opts for golf shorts. Somehow, he makes the shorts and hoodie combination look good. The odd growth under his eyebrow disappears right before halftime when the placekicker hits a 72-yard field goal with room to spare.

The third team OL demonstrates strain through the whistle so well that the crowd begins grunting with them.

The A&M Cadet corps, first disillusioned, and then despondent, have a mass exodus from the hitler youth  secret society they currently belong to and begin "feeling the Bern." They abandon their military suits for flannel and Dr. Martens boots.

Jeff Long is seen slapping Fanny on the fanny on the big screen. Somewhere around point #82, Long mysteriously loses his tie and reveals a "Lynyrd Skynyrd" tattoo on his upper chest.

HogInMemphis loses his HV password and cannot be the final poster reminding us that the world is ending anyway, so why be happy about the win.

Wilsonhog will be so tired from cheering that he forgets to ban three dupe account posters in the final hours.

Eight five-star recruits flip commitments from playoff schools, all on national TV.

Jerry Jones will smile so broadly at the big win that he cracks the veneer off of his face, revealing that he is actually a doppleganger for Phyllis Diller.

Nick Saban resigns out of fear the world doesn't end and Bama gets similiarly embarrassed by Arkansas in a couple of weeks.

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But all this crap won't matter because the world is ending.
And I feel fine...
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2017, 10:14:31 am »

If there's a chance we'll run out of time, maybe we onside-kick to start the game.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2017, 10:34:32 am »

I just wish God would wait until after deer season!
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2017, 11:05:42 am »

I thought it was when we lost to Citadel. Then it was ULM. Then it was Toledo. So ya'll are saying the world didn't end at those times???????
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2017, 02:55:10 pm »

Hit us hard.  I dont want to limp away from this wreck.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2017, 03:12:56 pm »

Ehhh, at least we won't have to worry about the 15 mill buyout after Saturday...

Hopefully it happens before kickoff.  Could make for a really crappy day to take a beating on the field, and then for the world to end...
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2017, 03:24:31 pm »

The planets weren't coached by our staff. They're lining up perfectly.

Great post. Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2017, 03:28:04 pm »

Oh yeah/::: that guy





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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2017, 03:28:38 pm »

Somebody better call up Bruce Willis and the rest of the ARMAGEDON guys to save our butts if true. 
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Re: This Could Really Mess Up the A&M Kickoff
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2017, 03:58:39 pm »

If we actually win Saturday morning I may start believing this towards the end of the day.
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