The real reason KJ Hill wears bow ties is because...

[Hawg_Thai'd]

the long ties get in the way and I absolutely agree with him. Ties make me angry sometimes and I say meanful things to my tie. Bow ties would be much better when you want to bend over and pick something up. Bow ties are very convenient. I agree with KJ Hill.

That is all.

[Choctaw Hog]

the long ties get in the way and I absolutely agree with him. Ties make me angry sometimes and I say meanful things to my tie. Bow ties would be much better when you want to bend over and pick something up. Bow ties are very convenient. I agree with KJ Hill.

That is all.

Interesting.  Ties originated from the military. 

[Hawg_Thai'd]

Interesting.  Ties originated from the military.

Thank you for taking me serious. I get tired of having to dedicate one arm to keeping my tie from flapping around. Bow ties are a good idea.

[Choctaw Hog]

Thank you for taking me serious. I get tired of having to dedicate one arm to keeping my tie from flapping around. Bow ties are a good idea.

Bow ties come and go and some people can pull them off and some can't.  I'm sort of a history buff and like to delve into how things happened, why they happened and the origin. 

[gumbohog]

"No ties" are an even better idea. I wore ties during some of my career in Dallas and now, just don't wear them...other then weddings and funerals :-)

[rzrbackramsfan]

Functionality aside, ties look cool.

[Hawg_Thai'd]

Functionality aside, ties look cool.

When standing straight taking a picture, yes. Eating a ceasar salad at the Sizzler makes things complicated. Recruit=eating healthy on a visit. yadda yadda.

[Vantage 8 dude]

Different strokes, for different folks.....

[ricepig]

Different strokes, for different folks.....

What you talking about Willis?

[Hogfaniam]

Ties are useless other than wiping your mouth at the Sizzler

[1highhog]

I have around 200 ties, I like wearing them, but I'm also married to a sane woman.  Never wear a tie if your shacking up with some crazy bitch.

[Hawg_Thai'd]

I have around 200 ties, I like wearing them, but I'm also married to a sane woman.  Never wear a tie if your shacking up with some crazy bitch.

I have something very clever to say, but this is the Recruiting Forum. I will respect that. Thank you Lanny, Doug, All.

[Smokehouse]

I wear bowties myself, but there are plenty of options for keeping a tie in place other than using one arm. Vest, clip, tie tack...

[Großer Kriegschwein]

It's called a tie-clip. Works pretty well

[Hawg_Thai'd]

Remarkable! I see myself on Amazon very soon looking into this matter. If I could make my life happier with a tie that I don't even have to tie is genious. Thanks guys.

[ZERO]

Thank you for taking me serious. I get tired of having to dedicate one arm to keeping my tie from flapping around. Bow ties are a good idea.

If only someone could invent some sort of clipping or stapling device/mechanism to prevent this from happening. And if only such an invention could catch on to the mainstream and be readily available at stores everywhere.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

If only someone could invent some sort of clipping or stapling device/mechanism to prevent this from happening. And if only such an invention could catch on to the mainstream and be readily available at stores everywhere.

You could get the ShamWow guy to sell it.