I read somewhere that Alex Collins hair weighs

[Country Stylz]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

[ricepig]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

I've read were it gives him the ability to make fantastic cuts, I've heard they've asked him to grow it longer.

[BorderPatrol]

Whoa, WTH?

bp

[PorkSoda]

I read that it provides extra cushion which helps prevent head injuries.

[Country Stylz]

He needs to be bald like me. He thinks he so cool with his luxurious locks. We can't have players running around out there with their hair blowing in the wind like Fabio! What's going on around here!

[Wildhog]

I will say that it just adds something for the defenders to grab onto.  The hair is part of the jersey, after all.

But I really don't care.  Be fabulous, Alex.

[Music City Hog]

I read his hair gives him the ability to consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[Jacob "2 Scoops" Johnson]

I actually heard it gives him the agility of a house cat.

[Jek Tono Porkins]

I've read that he's a descendant of Samson and if he cuts his hair, and strength and speed will vanish.

[KlubhouseKonnected]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

Not sure if serious...

[Ironhawg]

Ok make fun if you must, but I have been "folically challenged" for a long time now.  I had shoulder length hair in high school but that was a l-o-n-g time ago.  Wonder what that much hair feels like?

[COCHISE]

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds??

[greasy_corner]

wow

[COCHISE]

Do you know my next door neighbor has three rabbits??

[Jacob "2 Scoops" Johnson]

Do you know my next door neighbor has three rabbits??

but do they have dreads?

[1highhog]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

Vents and Rumors in 5-4-3

[Three and Snout]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

Actually, the sweat weight added to his hair would be coming from water, salts, etc. already in his body, so there would be no net gain in overall weight.  That's assuming he's not soaking his hair with water from a water bottle.

[Wildhog]

Basically, Alex Collins turns into a bobblehead through the progression of a game.

[HappyFan]

Actually, the sweat weight added to his hair would be coming from water, salts, etc. already in his body, so there would be no net gain in overall weight.  That's assuming he's not soaking his hair with water from a water bottle.

This would be correct provided he is not dehydrating on the sideline which we all know he is.

[jb11]

This would be correct provided he is not dehydrating on the sideline which we all know he is.

And if he is, he can just suck on his hair to get rehydrated.  Brilliant idea.  All of the players should do this.

[DoctorSusscrofa]

I heard Coach BB thinks he as "incredible, incredible hair."

[HawgcallWPS]

4th dumbest fan base putting in work to take that top spot!

[HF#1]

Hope he dropped a few pounds this summer.  He was looking a little sluggish during the spring and it wasn't because of his hair.

[footballfan]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

That would mean that just his head has between four and five pints of sweat. Put on your common sense hat. Does that sound reasonable?

[Inhogswetrust]

I've read were it gives him the ability to make fantastic cuts, I've heard they've asked him to grow it longer.

Maybe his legal name is Sampson.........................................

[Tyro3]

Man, you can tell it is summertime.

[Beantown Razahback]

I read that Alex Collins' hair is having dinner at Powerhouse with Bill Cowher right now.

[PorkSoda]

That would mean that just his head has between four and five pints of sweat. Put on your common sense hat. Does that sound reasonable?

it gets hot in the midwest.  Where I used to live in NM, the humidity was so low, you never actually sweat.  it evaporates immediately.

Went back home to visit after several years and sweat was litterally dripping from my chin the within minutes of getting off the plane.  I probably could have filled a pint glass in 15-20 mins.

[chitwnhog]

4th dumbest fan base putting in work to take that top spot!

Nah...its Country Stylz bein Country Stylz...everybody else is just having fun.

[secneahog]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

You need to get a life.

[supersaint]

His hair smells like RLWOLFEMAN's car seat.... According to someone else who is not me.

[Chic-Hog-Oh]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

Shirley you can't be serious?

[Arkansas Fan]

I read that Alex Collins' hair is having dinner at Powerhouse with Bill Cowher right now.

You mean with Bill Cowher's mustache.

[I BLEED RBack RED]

I read that he is related to medusa and that his dreads are actually snakes. Just don't look him in the eye or you'll turn into stone

[yraciv]

He needs to be bald like me. He thinks he so cool with his luxurious locks. We can't have players running around out there with their hair blowing in the wind like Fabio! What's going on around here!

It doesn't seem to have stopped Marshawn Lynch from becoming one of the best backs in the game. 

[chitwnhog]

I read that he is related to medusa and that his dreads are actually snakes. Just don't look him in the eye or you'll turn into stone

Yeah! He's gonna turn LB's and DB's to stone and then run right by em!!!

[buffaload]

I'd like to reply but I can't even begin to think of what to say.

[Chic-Hog-Oh]

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[Country Stylz]

You need to get a life.

You're right Bagdad Bob. I just wanted to have a little fun. I'll leave the posting to you from now on. Please....tell us more about the Hogs stellar depth at DT going into the season. Go ahead and conjure up another linebacker or two while you're at it. Ooh! And a big time receiver please. TIA

[PonderinHog]

I'd like to reply but I can't even begin to think of what to say.

Say somethin' stupid, dammit.

[baitshop]

I heard that he picks up Bob Marley stations on it...

[chitwnhog]

I heard that he picks up Bob Marley stations on it...

This is why Bielema likes him so much!!!

[CabotHog87]

He needs to be bald like me. He thinks he so cool with his luxurious locks. We can't have players running around out there with their hair blowing in the wind like Fabio! What's going on around here!

YOU WILL BE BALD LIKE ME

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[chitwnhog]

YOU WILL BE BALD LIKE ME

Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.

[Big Papa Satan]

5 extra pounds during a game when he's sweating. That's like running around with a 5 pound weight tied to your head. CBB should demand he shave his head cut down on that 40 time and give him the breakaway speed he's been lacking. Any word on how his summer workouts have been going? Will he make that sophmore improvement this year?

[The_Hog_Father]

Game. Set. Match.