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Hey Super

April 02, 2014, 10:03:01 pm
It just kind crossed my mind today, take a look -

#85 Caleb Ceaser, knee injury

#85 Marcus Monk, knee injury

#85 Greg Childs, knee injury

#85 Demetrius Wilson, knee injury

Thoughts?

As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

Danny J

April 02, 2014, 10:06:13 pm #1
Its possible I guess. Do you know any witchdoctors who can break said curse?
 

Hey Super

April 02, 2014, 10:07:28 pm #2
Quote from: Danny J (headhawg7) on April 02, 2014, 10:06:13 pm
Its possible I guess. Do you know any witchdoctors who can break said curse?

As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

OTTER

April 02, 2014, 10:34:22 pm #3
Which doctor, witch doctor, do we need? 
BE AFRAID!!  Be very, very afraid!  The Hogs are hungry and you look a lot like lunch!

Danny J

April 02, 2014, 10:36:09 pm #4
Quote from: OTTER on April 02, 2014, 10:34:22 pm
Which doctor, witch doctor, do we need?
Well....if we are going to hold a vote then I would like to nominate the lady above with the dagger.

EastexHawg

April 02, 2014, 10:41:01 pm #5
If you want to go back even further I think I remember Ike Forte suffering a toe injury.

Hey Super

April 02, 2014, 10:42:53 pm #6
Quote from: EastexHawg on April 02, 2014, 10:41:01 pm
If you want to go back even further I think I remember Ike Forte suffering a toe injury.

Did Joe Dean Davenport suffer an injury? I can't quite remember but there was another 85 who had a knee or leg injury, Butch or Bubba maybe? Can't remember for the life of me.
As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

The_Iceman

April 02, 2014, 10:47:43 pm #7
Wilson wasnt wearing #85 when he tore his ACL.

Hey Super

April 02, 2014, 10:49:01 pm #8 Last Edit: April 03, 2014, 03:54:58 pm by LongHog
Quote from: The_Iceman on April 02, 2014, 10:47:43 pm
Wilson wasnt wearing #85 when he tore his ACL.

As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

lumphog

April 03, 2014, 12:50:44 am #9
Quote from: Danny J (headhawg7) on April 02, 2014, 10:08:56 pm
HOLY COW!!!! She is smoking hot!!! Does she do parties? Kind of looks like my ex-wife.
What's her phone number ???

Danny J

April 03, 2014, 12:52:16 am #10
Quote from: lumphog on April 03, 2014, 12:50:44 am
What's her phone number ???
1-800-GOAT-FACE

HOGINTENNESSEE

April 03, 2014, 07:01:40 am #11
Quote from: The_Iceman on April 02, 2014, 10:47:43 pm
Wilson wasnt wearing #85 when he tore his ACL.

Yep, he just changed this year.

SDZ_Hog

April 03, 2014, 07:15:01 am #12 Last Edit: April 03, 2014, 07:26:05 am by SDZ_Hog
Quote from: The_Iceman on April 02, 2014, 10:47:43 pm
Wilson wasnt wearing #85 when he tore his ACL.
This curse is so bad that it anticpates a number change to 85 and makes a preemptive strike. 

Quote from: Nate(wocraig)Craig on April 03, 2014, 07:18:12 am
And a preemptive strike, too.
See how bad this curse is? It's so bad that the curse effects the gramatical/spelling abilities of every poster that speaks it's name. This affect is eye-popping.
 

Ragnar Hogbrok

April 03, 2014, 07:18:12 am #13
Quote from: SDZ_Hog on April 03, 2014, 07:15:01 am
This curse is so bad that it anticpates a number change to 85 and makes a primitive strike. 

And a preemptive strike, too.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." ― H.L. Mencken

Hogville prediction formula:

1.  Insert bad news prediction. A loss, a recruit going elsewhere, a coach leaving, etc.
2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
3a.  Enjoy a correct prediction.
3b.  Act like you're relieved you're wrong and celebrate with everyone else.

Henry Hogsome

April 03, 2014, 08:01:09 am #14
What about a witch doctor? I used to know a voodoo lady. She was very creepy.

hoggusamoungus

April 03, 2014, 09:44:01 am #15
Quote from: lumphog on April 03, 2014, 12:50:44 am
What's her phone number ???

666-666-6666

pigture perfect

April 03, 2014, 09:52:33 am #16
Quote from: Uncle Ivan on April 02, 2014, 10:47:01 pm
Fan freakin' tastic.

So.  Who or what do we sacrifice to appease the Angry Football Gods?
i nominate 3kgthog.
The 2 biggest fools in the world: He who has an answer for everything and he who argues with him.  - original.<br /> <br />The first thing I'm going to ask a lawyer (when I might need one) is, "You don't post on Hogville do you?"

jabohog

April 03, 2014, 10:23:52 am #17
Just put some lime in the coconut.

Cotton

April 03, 2014, 10:44:37 am #18
Quote from: Uncle Ivan on April 02, 2014, 10:47:01 pm
Fan freakin' tastic.

So.  Who or what do we sacrifice to appease the Angry Football Gods?
Robert Shields or Wally Hall. Or both just to be safe.
"Who got a Scantron for Ryan Mallet?"  - Ryan Mallet, 2009

Razorbacks in Mexico

Ponderin' SUX

Henry Hogsome

April 03, 2014, 10:48:35 am #19
Quote from: jabohog on April 03, 2014, 10:23:52 am
Just put some lime in the coconut.
I have not heard that song in ages. I forgot who originally sung that song.

Hey Super

April 03, 2014, 03:55:30 pm #20
Quote from: Henry Hogsome on April 03, 2014, 10:48:35 am
I have not heard that song in ages. I forgot who originally sung that song.

Harry Nilsson
As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...... "Don't start none ... won't be none"<br /><br />
Quote from: Seebs on July 23, 2011, 02:33:26 pm<br />Please do not allow facts to get in the way of a good freak out<br />

Henry Hogsome

April 03, 2014, 06:08:00 pm #21
Quote from: LongHog on April 03, 2014, 03:55:30 pm
Harry Nilsson
Ok, that is who i thought it was.

Hogpkins

April 03, 2014, 08:19:12 pm #22
Quote from: pigture perfect on April 03, 2014, 09:52:33 am
i nominate 3kgthog.

Seconded, he seems like he's ready to be put out of his misery.

Biggus Piggus

April 04, 2014, 11:44:50 am #23
Quote from: LongHog on April 02, 2014, 10:03:01 pm
It just kind crossed my mind today, take a look -

#85 Caleb Ceaser, knee injury

#85 Marcus Monk, knee injury

#85 Greg Childs, knee injury

#85 Demetrius Wilson, knee injury

Thoughts?



http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/30502639/Arkansas-85-Jersey-is-cursed.aspx
[CENSORED]!
 

COACHINTEXAS

April 04, 2014, 08:58:13 pm #24
Ike Forte might have something to say
No one plans to fail, they fail to plan!!!!

Hoggish1

April 04, 2014, 09:22:34 pm #25
I wear a new pair of socks each day...

Hoggish1

April 04, 2014, 09:23:47 pm #26
Quote from: The_Iceman on April 02, 2014, 10:47:43 pm
Wilson wasnt wearing #85 when he tore his ACL.

Don't tell him that...

Big Papa Satan

April 04, 2014, 11:13:19 pm #27
At least the 85 Curse is not as malevolent as Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God.

DukeOfPork

April 05, 2014, 12:39:10 am #28
Quote from: LongHog on April 02, 2014, 10:03:01 pm
It just kind crossed my mind today, take a look -

#85 Caleb Ceaser, knee injury

#85 Marcus Monk, knee injury

#85 Greg Childs, knee injury

#85 Demetrius Wilson, knee injury

Thoughts?



All Hog jerseys are cursed.  I've had season tickets since the 1992 Citadel game, so you would have a hard time convincing me otherwise.

supersaint

April 05, 2014, 02:38:58 pm #29 Last Edit: April 05, 2014, 07:00:27 pm by supersaint
85 sucks
There's no sense in nonsense when the heat is hot.
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