can anyone confirn why Tavern left for Purdue

[Hoggish1]

Bielema stated that one of the reasons he came to Arkansas was because he couldn't pay assistants enough to keep them at Wisconsin and would have the money to do so at Arkansas.... A little over a year later we have lost 3 assistant coaches. Ash took a pay cut and is now a CO-Coordinator instead of THE coordinator at Arkansas. I understand Partridge leaving for a head coaching job. Now Johnson leaves for Purdue? I bet Shannon was even on his way out until Bielema slapped some "Assistant Head Coach" title on him to make him feel better.

We have "lost" some coaches?  Really?  Looks like they were given opportunities to get lost and they took it before the hammer came down...

[Hoggish1]

A tavern has moved to Purdue

Well, they are the boilermakers...

[pondwater jack]

We have "lost" some coaches?  Really?  Looks like they were given opportunities to get lost and they took it before the hammer came down...

or shoved and hazed away..that is a factor to.

[Iwastherein1969]

why move the tavern to purdue?  boilermaker chicks are hot, that's why

Indiana chicks are hot ?  well, there was one I remember quite well back in 2005 that could knock your socks off amongst other things

[pondwater jack]

Indiana chicks are hot ?  well, there was one I remember quite well back in 2005 that could knock your socks off amongst other things

who was that?

[PorkRinds]

A more "plausible" reason (i copied that word from ponderinhog) might be that he got tired of some of the hazing from his peers. Bret needs to reign that in.  i know that he was a holdover but heck!  be professional.  some of that stuff was over the top.

What the heck are you talking about?

[Hogarusa]

Did he really use the term "Heebie-jeebies?"

[PonderinHog]

What the heck are you talking about?

Instead of "high school" they were calling him "buckeye baby."

[pondwater jack]

What the heck are you talking about?

well...of the other assistant coaches....Bielemas boys...it seems that according to one story a coach (STILL ON STAFF! Btw) ...  liked to prank voach taver and went over the line on a couple of occasions. I am told that for fun...said coach used to have one of the grad assistants leave a suprize in a poppa johns pizza box and hide it in Taverns office..  then the SAME coach (who can speak like Donald Duck) would call and in duck voice start harassing Taver and get him fired up. Then hed ask him to go look in the Poppa Johns box in the bottom filing cabinet. 


If that happened i think that coach should be disiciplined to. Fwiw...


Jack Blasingame

[pondwater jack]

Instead of "high school" they were calling him "buckeye baby."

that is the SAME COACH!  Grow up people!

[BrassNunchucks]

that is the SAME COACH!  Grow up people!

When you say one of Bielema's boys, the only ones that he brought w/him from Wisconsin are gone. Different guy?

[pondwater jack]

Did he really use the term "Heebie-jeebies?"

not trying to be the spelling police but i dont think theres a hyphen....fyi

[pondwater jack]

When you say one of Bielema's boys, the only ones that he brought w/him from Wisconsin are gone. Different guy?

i wont call him by name for fear of being banned...but i will say these two words......shuffleboard.....needlepoint/cross-stitch.  thats too much already

[PorkRinds]

Guys, Jack is full of it! Taver did not leave because he got the heebie jeebies, he left because he got the WILLIES.  Completely different, and WAY more believable. 

[PonderinHog]

i wont call him by name for fear of being banned...but i will say these two words......shuffleboard.....needlepoint/cross-stitch.  thats too much already

Rosie Greer

[pondwater jack]

Rosie Greer

i really dont want tovdrop the name incase some or all of this is slightly off....

[PonderinHog]

i really dont want tovdrop the name incase some or all of this is slightly off....

Mum's the word, Huck Jack.  Mum's the word.

[titsonboar]

His arse was on fire and his head was catching.

[PharmacistHog]

well...of the other assistant coaches....Bielemas boys...it seems that according to one story a coach (STILL ON STAFF! Btw) ...  liked to prank voach taver and went over the line on a couple of occasions. I am told that for fun...said coach used to have one of the grad assistants leave a suprize in a poppa johns pizza box and hide it in Taverns office..  then the SAME coach (who can speak like Donald Duck) would call and in duck voice start harassing Taver and get him fired up. Then hed ask him to go look in the Poppa Johns box in the bottom filing cabinet. 


If that happened i think that coach should be disiciplined to. Fwiw...


Jack Blasingame

I know I HATE when somebody speaks in Donald duck.  People that do that should be whooped with a long piece of switch cane. 

[The_Bionic_Pig]

I bet Shannon was even on his way out until Bielema slapped some "Assistant Head Coach" title on him to make him feel better.

Assuming the worst case scenario is the norm here...I guess

[pondwater jack]

Guys, Jack is full of it! Taver did not leave because he got the heebie jeebies, he left because he got the WILLIES.  Completely different, and WAY more believable.

just now saw this...listen...nwhen i said Traver said he "had the heebie jeebies" i was saying the direct quote that i was given by my source.  theres a gap as big as the royal gorge between the heebie jeebies and the willies.  the heebie jeebies is 85-90% of the time refering to a ghost or paranormal.  Willies is a living creepy thing.   

2 glowing eyes in a window on the second floor...heebie jeebies

Dirty old man trying to get kids to pet his jackvrussell terrier "rascal" = willies

[pondwater jack]

I know I HATE when somebody speaks in Donald duck.  People that do that should be whooped with a long piece of switch cane.

i agree. Same page.  but where do you get that kind of cane nowdays?

[PharmacistHog]

i agree. Same page.  but where do you get that kind of cane nowdays?

I've got some growing in a thicket behind my house.  But I don't go back there anymore because it gives me the heebie-jeebies (or the willies)? Awww hell I don't know, now I'm confused. 

[Bebop]

well...of the other assistant coaches....Bielemas boys...it seems that according to one story a coach (STILL ON STAFF! Btw) ...  liked to prank voach taver and went over the line on a couple of occasions. I am told that for fun...said coach used to have one of the grad assistants leave a suprize in a poppa johns pizza box and hide it in Taverns office..  then the SAME coach (who can speak like Donald Duck) would call and in duck voice start harassing Taver and get him fired up. Then hed ask him to go look in the Poppa Johns box in the bottom filing cabinet. 


If that happened i think that coach should be disiciplined to. Fwiw...


Jack Blasingame

Bet that won't happen at Peru.

[PorkRinds]

just now saw this...listen...nwhen i said Traver said he "had the heebie jeebies" i was saying the direct quote that i was given by my source.  theres a gap as big as the royal gorge between the heebie jeebies and the willies.  the heebie jeebies is 85-90% of the time refering to a ghost or paranormal.  Willies is a living creepy thing.   

2 glowing eyes in a window on the second floor...heebie jeebies

Dirty old man trying to get kids to pet his jackvrussell terrier "rascal" = willies

Like I said, he had the willies, NOT the heebie jeebies.  Ole Jim Chaney showed him a few too many home videos, jack. 

[pondwater jack]

Like I said, he had the willies, NOT the heebie jeebies.  Ole Jim Chaney showed him a few too many home videos, jack.

Chaney: "Taver!  Come here!  come pet my rascal!"
Taver:  "Coach i dont want to pet rascal. Can we get back to breaking down this film so i can  go vsee my      family?" 

Chaney: "Look at this furry little scamp Taver!  Reach down and give 'em  a scratch.!"
Talvert: "Coach im going home. "

I doubt that happened.

[PorkRinds]

Chaney: "Taver!  Come here!  come pet my rascal!"
Taver:  "Coach i dont want to pet rascal. Can we get back to breaking down this film so i can  go vsee my      family?" 

Chaney: "Look at this furry little scamp Taver!  Reach down and give 'em  a scratch.!"
Talvert: "Coach im going home. "

I doubt that happened.

Heck, maybe it was the heebie jeebies then.  Now I'm confused.

[PharmacistHog]

Heck, maybe it was the heebie jeebies then.  Now I'm confused.

See. 

[pondwater jack]

See.

what kinds of meds could you give for the  heebiejeebies?  i hate to put you to work but what do give a man with rats in his head?

[TexHog188]

He did not like the cold weather in Fayetteville.

[cal34]

This ones a classic,  thanks Jack +1

[PharmacistHog]

what kinds of meds could you give for the  heebiejeebies?  i hate to put you to work but what do give a man with rats in his head?

Warfarin.  Gets rid of those rats. 

[pondwater jack]

He did not like the cold weather in Fayetteville.

well  he moved north. 

[PonderinHog]

well  he moved north.

It's a drier cold up there, Jack.

[PharmacistHog]

well  he moved north. 

Well that just proves he wasn't very smart so we don't need him. 

[PygmalionEffect]

..ni have heard several rumors but just wanted to see if anyone knew for certain.. Boby Swapperd is talking about it now.
J holly

Someone said he might have taken a job up there or something, but my inside sources are telling me that's just a rumor, nothing concrete yet.



but don't quote me on that.

[PharmacistHog]

Someone said he might have taken a job up there or something, but my inside sources are telling me that's just a rumor, nothing concrete yet.



but don't quote me on that.

Too late. You have officially been quoted.

[Boardon Hamsay]

Perdue not Peru. Stupid phone. 

I asked my buddy, Emmett Fitz-Hume, what happened and he seemed to think it was more Paraguayan in nature. He said Tavern had stated that recruiting was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the team would never have if the coach, our coach, had not and as far as he knows, that's the way it will always be. So, that seems pretty clear and while the hebbie jebbies probably do have some degree of merit, I think they may have been a smokescreen for the Paraguayan thing. Now, if there were jeepers creepers ongoing, that might blow the story wide open.

[Overtheroadtruckdriver]

Jack, tell them what you know about the ghost of you know who haunting that office.

[weresoclose]

Now, if there were jeepers creepers ongoing, that might blow the story wide open.

Hehe

[MrThunderhog]

Any chance him Tavern leaving had anything to do with shower towel popping incident that occurred after the LSYOU game? Rumored to be brutal yet justified.

[pondwater jack]

Jack, tell them what you know about the ghost of you know who haunting that office.

You mean the DR thing, OTR?  That's an old wives tail.  Ain't it?!

I don't think that would be what gave Traver the heebie jeebies.  Do you?

[urkillnmesmalls]

You mean the DR thing, OTR?  That's an old wives tail.  Ain't it?!

I don't think that would be what gave Traver the heebie jeebies.  Do you?

Heebie jeebies, willies, tails on wives, midland mafia, moving the tavern to another state....WTH is going on in here?

I have often heard about "Peruvian Goddesses" when referring to women, but I thought Taver was a married man.  Why would he want to go there?     

[Chuck Boarris]

jimmy hass. Hes a radio announcer here i understand. Hes also a hotshot bowler (real cocky) ovrr at midland bowl.  practically owns the joint

I had relations with his daughter a few times several years ago. It was a low point in my life.

[MissippHog]

This thread has potential fellas    Much needed too.

[Wild Bill Hog]

Much needed too.

Didn't OTR have a buddy or relative with a dump truck that used to haul much?

[smb]

It don't take long to get off topic does it?

[Wild Bill Hog]

It don't take long to get off topic does it?

Well, this is Hogville after all, and it is the off season.

[Overtheroadtruckdriver]

You mean the DR thing, OTR?  That's an old wives tail.  Ain't it?!

I don't think that would be what gave Traver the heebie jeebies.  Do you?

Yes, the ghost of Darrell Royal's head, the apparition that keeps popping up all over the Boyles center and at the stadium on game days. 

Jack don't come in here talking about this unless you are willing to face the 800 pound gorilla in the room.

[IBleedRazorbackRed]

His initials aren't RS...