can anyone confirn why Tavern left for Purdue

[Dumb ole famrboy]

so you are saying that DR's head is not actually floating, but impaled on a staff and was given to frank broyles as a retirement gift?

Johnson and staff - people or so childish. His retirement gift was a handcrafted Pizzle Whip imported from Peru.

[BPsTheMan]

Now we can be proud of ol Brett for laughin off DR's flamin head cause if the head weren't there then what ever the secret ingredient of the secret weapon that the space aliens are going to use to take over the world would be gone because he'd have gotten the heebe jeebes too and would have spilled it.

mike! you're inadvertently reopening the portal of evil heads from hell man!! stop that!

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[Albert Einswine]

From what I can gather, which admittedly is becoming somewhat difficult, is that some are suggesting that part of Frank's retirement package is that he will have full spectral head rights to float through the center that bears his name.  I don't know how you can legislate the paranormal, but that's what's being suggested.

That seems only right and just, especially since Frank and Darrell Royal were good friends and golfing buddies.

[PorkSoda]

That seems only right and just, especially since Frank and Darrell Royal were good friends and golfing buddies.

I wouldnt be suprised to see Royal's flaming floating head as Broyles caddy in augusta this year. 

[thebignasty]

I wasn't going to share but since some of you have been so forthright about your own experiences with War Darrell....

A few years ago on the lower level of the student union I noticed the distinct smell of burning ozone. The kind of smell you might expect the burning spectral head of Darrel Royal to make though at the time being woefully unaware of the possible or likely presence of the flaming ghost melon of an SWC coaching legend on campus I didnt know to expect it. My hackles sure were up though.  In addition to that smell I did hear distant- as if from another realm- voice, with lots of reverb, say, in a lazy drawl, 'you gunna run to tulsa now, highschool? The hurry up no huddle wont work there either, you two bit failure.'

I didnt see anything and didnt learn of the flaming ghastly head of Darrell Royal until sometime later, but even I can put two and two together.

[Boardon Hamsay]

so you are saying that DR's head is not actually floating, but impaled on a staff and was given to frank broyles as a retirement gift?

I don't know about the impalement of Darrell Royal's head but word on the street is one of Frank Broyles' retirement gifts was none other than the iconic, reasonably priced, Skymall garden bigfoot.  I think that in and of itself proves the existence of bigfoot. Reports that he also got the 6' garden Moai statue have gone unconfirmed.



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[Boardon Hamsay]

Word out of the BAC today is Darrell Royal's floating, flaming, phantom head will make an appearance at the spring game as part of the unveiling of the new, secondary logo.  The spectral head flames will also be changing over to align with the new, cardinal consistency plan (CCP), formerly known as the Great Cardinal Debate. It will be great to see Darrell Royal's floating, spectral head blazing in a consistent Pantone shade of cardinal flames. Go Hogs!

[JayBell]

This might be the most grammatically incorrect thread in the history of Hogville.

And that's no small task.

[PorkSoda]

I suppose you think this is a futbol board.

[Inhogswetrust]

I think Tavern left for Purdue because they offed him a job he decided he wanted.

[PorkSoda]

I think Tavern left for Purdue because they offed him a job he decided he wanted.

if you are going to post outlandish conspiracy theories then start your own thread. 

[Albert Einswine]

if you are going to post outlandish conspiracy theories then start your own thread. 

Agreed!  That was just some crazy, tin foil hat stuff he threw out there.

[Inhogswetrust]

Agreed!  That was just some crazy, tin foil hat stuff he threw out there.

Haha! Just having a little fun!

[Mike_e]

Agreed!  That was just some crazy, tin foil hat stuff he threw out there.

Albert.  Fer shame fer shame.

You of all people aught ta know that the real conspiricy is them tellin folks that the tinfoil keeps the brainwaves in when since tinfoil conducts electrikity -like when you blow a fuse and ya put a big ole wad of it inthere and screw the blowed fuse back inthere an everythin starts working again- what wearin one of those ol tinfoil hats is really doin is amplificatin yer brainwaves so that them space aliens can pick em up easier.

I'll bet ol Daryl Royal used to wear one of em and them space aliens done got him in a machine somewheres and are projectin it around the BAC tryin to get ol Brett to spill it on our new secret weapon.