Jared Lorenzen Making A Comeback!

[ArKan5a5 KiD]

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-02-03/jared-lorenzen-fat-kentucky-river-monsters-cifl-overweight-hefty-left-photo-picture?eadid=SOC/Twi/SNMain

[LZH]

Yikes.  If he's under 320 lbs, then I'm down to a svelt 225.

[Iwastherein1969]

Yikes.  If he's under 320 lbs, then I'm down to a svelt 225.

that guy is pushing 4 bills if not a bit over the 400 lb mark

[Hog1966]

They open the season tonight, anyone know what channel the game is on?

[Ramble on Barbershop]

Yikes.  If he's under 320 lbs, then I'm down to a svelt 225.

My favorite song "Ramble On."  I actually named my barbershop after it.

[LZH]

My favorite song "Ramble On."  I actually named my barbershop after it.

+1........How cool.

[yraciv]

Who could forget this guy? ""Where in the hell y'all going? You're gonna miss one hell of a game!"

[Wild Bill Hog]

While at Kentucky a reporter asked him what nickname he would like to have, and he said JLo.  I laugh every time I think of that.

[Hog1966]

I'm assuming this is ok considering who the league is and that they probably don't have an actual broadcast.

Thanks dsgreen. My bad for not inserting "sarcasm" after asking what channel it would be broadcast on.


Looks like he actually had a great night..

http://www.ciflfootball.com/index.php/component/k2/item/60-the-river-monsters-make-a-splash-in-their-season-opener-to-defeat-the-bluegrass-warhorses-36-20

[jbcarol]

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/main/the-river-monsters-vs-the-warhorses-tuesday-news-and-views

Review of the game with photos and whining about lack of amenities available for lower league Arena Football.  Hash marks were white masking tape.

[hawkhawg]

I use to always make him my teams qb when I played a season on madden(id make Matt jones my rb). How could anyone not like this guy.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Looks like he actually had a great night..

Yeah, football is a game of attrition. He swallowed their offensive line by the 4th Quarter.

[Hog1966]

Yeah, football is a game of attrition. He swallowed their offensive line by the 4th Quarter.

LOL +1

[S.A.D.C]

Just heard Lorenzen on Jim Rome....hilarious interview.  He did say that he might actually be 321 or 322 lbs.

[hollywood hog]

Just heard Lorenzen on Jim Rome....hilarious interview.  He did say that he might actually be 321 or 322 lbs.

Hard to believe but he doesn't have much chest on him.  That's all gut.

[jbcarol]

jared lorenzen ‏@JaredLorenzen22  6h
I can see now @espngolic and I. #2manbobsled #Olympics

[Polecat]

SIAP. Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky is playing low-level Arena Ball. This video is absolutely ridic

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2014/jared-lorenzen-still-playing-football/

[DeltaBoy]

WOW

[jbcarol]

Sean Adams ‏@thatsean  4h
Seriously why can't some sort of football be played year around? I promise I would watch. Sunday with no football just doesn't seem right.

[jbcarol]

David Ubben ‏@davidubben ·2 hrs
Suspend that entire defense RT @nfl Jared Lorenzen breaks leg while playing for Northern Kentucky River Monsters http://on.nfl.com/1ejdni6    NFL

[yraciv]

David Ubben ‏@davidubben ·2 hrs
Suspend that entire defense RT @nfl Jared Lorenzen breaks leg while playing for Northern Kentucky River Monsters http://on.nfl.com/1ejdni6    NFL

Damn!

[PorkRinds]

David Ubben ‏@davidubben ·2 hrs
Suspend that entire defense RT @nfl Jared Lorenzen breaks leg while playing for Northern Kentucky River Monsters http://on.nfl.com/1ejdni6    NFL

The curse of the 320 LB quarterback...

[jbcarol]

Lance McAlister ‏@LanceMcAlister  4h
I asked @JaredLorenzen22 the pain level, scale 1-10, after breaking tibia/tearing 2 ligaments in game yesterday, "About 60".

[mckinneyhog5]

David Ubben ‏@davidubben ·2 hrs
Suspend that entire defense RT @nfl Jared Lorenzen breaks leg while playing for Northern Kentucky River Monsters http://on.nfl.com/1ejdni6    NFL

Did gravy pour out?

[jbcarol]

"I knew it as soon as he (hit) it," said Lorenzen, who broke his leg and suffered torn ankle ligaments. "I could feel that crunch."

The pain was severe, and painkillers weren't working.

"I was popping them like Kit Kats and they weren't doing anything," Lorenzen said as he was preparing for surgery.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2014/02/11/jared-lorenzen/5404677

Claimed to have once lost five pounds in four hours in a sauna to not be fined by NYG coach Tom Coughlin.

[jbcarol]

"I'm done playing indoor," he said. "The injury had a lot to do with it but I'm tired of being burned by ownership. For once I would like to play football and not have to worry about pay, field conditions, equipment, all the crap that we have to. Guess it just isn't meant to happen."

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/main/jared-lorenzen-is-done-with-indoor-football

[jbcarol]

jared lorenzen ‏@JaredLorenzen22  Feb 21
For all you high schooler out there. Please read this.
http://www.studentsports.com/baseball/2014/02/07/30-college-recruiting-red-flags/ ...

30 College Recruiting Red Flags

[Rzbakfromwaybak]

Yeah, football is a game of attrition. He swallowed their offensive line by the 4th Quarter.

I heard that during the 1st Qtr......he dropped back to pass on nearly every play, let himself get caught by the defensive players, & then just fell on them.  By the 3rd Qtr, there was virtually no pass rush....

[jbcarol]

Mark Heim ‏@Mark_Heim ·14h
Remember Kentucky's 'Hefty Lefty'? @JaredLorenzen22 jokes about #NCAAFreeFood policy. http://tinyurl.com/ntbc827

The NCAA Legislative Council passed a rule today in which college athletes will be allowed to receive unlimited meals and snacks from their university.

Many have chimed in on the ruling, including former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen.

Perhaps you remember him by his nicknames the "Hefty Lefty" or the "Pillsbury Throw Boy."

jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22
I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left.
7:46 PM - 15 Apr 2014

[jbcarol]

D F M ‏@danfmiller ·20 hrs
@HKellenbergerCL Somewhere in Oxford, Jeremy Liggins just flashed a knowing smile.

[jbcarol]

jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22

Anyone else just try to follow Tim Howard on twitter and get blocked? #IBelieveThatWeWillWin
5:54 PM - 1 Jul 2014

[cosmodrum]

jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22

Anyone else just try to follow Tim Howard on twitter and get blocked? #IBelieveThatWeWillWin
5:54 PM - 1 Jul 2014

Lol that's pretty good