Not Jerry Tipton's Friday Basketball Notebook (the lighter side)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  7h
Immediately after declaring for the NBA Draft, Julius Randle went to class. Bobby Knight is rolling over in his grave.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton ·16m
Media applauds Mitch McGary for admitting he smoked weed. Umm, he got caught. What other choice did he have? (Besides transferring to UofL.)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton ·13 hrs
FYI: Whenever Willie Cauley-Stein is in the game next year, this means Kentucky will have at least 5 McDonald's All-Americans on the bench.


-- Pigoeon-hole principle

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  Apr 28
Chane Behanan declares for NBA, where he's sure to be drafted high. (Even if he's the last player taken.)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 40m

STAY OUT OF PUBLIX. RT @DrewRoc5 Hungry as ever.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 4h

Either that, or when you cheated on your wife. RT @YahooForde: Least surprising news ever? Jay Z's @RocNation lands James Young.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton ·4h
UofL's Mangok Mathiang arrested. Louisville fans blame the refs.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton May 13
NCAA to change block/charge rule next year, will be easier to draw charge. Congratulations, Duke! Sorry, teams that actually play defense.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton May 14

UK basketball's APR score for 2012-13 was a perfect 1000. Impressive, considering UK players don't even go to class. pic.twitter.com/OMJWtBuhs9




Banner University ‏@DJLETSGO May 14

@NotJerryTipton Of course they did. UK pays the teachers. #SeeWhatIDidThere

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 14h
KC Ross-Miller to Auburn. When he committed to Kentucky... Tyler Ulis was in 5th grade John Calipari was at Memphis Billy Clyde was drunk

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 22h
#tbt pic.twitter.com/ew7xKGSr6S

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 2h
Billy Donovan says he may coach in NBA next year, media completely ignores it. Because Florida basketball.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  21h
Steve Masiello will finally graduate from UK, thus becoming the first "18 and done" in the history of college basketball. #ThePitinoEffect

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3/17/14: UGA safety Tray Matthews arrested. 6/3/14: Dismissed UGA safety Tray Matthews tweets he may transfer to UofL. BECAUSE OF COURSE.


Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  10h
Texas A&M has dismissed starting LB Darian Claiborne & starting DT Isaiah Golden after they were arrested for robbery. Congrats, Louisville.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  11h
How good was Secretariat's Belmont? He would've beaten Tonalist by 23 lengths.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Jun 8
UK's Jason Hatcher & UofL's James Quick arrested for possession of marijuana. Hatcher suspended, Quick named team captain.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Jun 15
Tray Matthews, dismissed by UGA, picks Auburn over Louisville. To be fair, UofL lost interest after learning he was never actually arrested.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Jun 16
This is awesome. #RIPTonyGwynn pic.twitter.com/YFa2c2HF4R
 

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Jun 20
Well played, random Auburn fan in a Mercedes.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  7h
Pray for Aaron Harrison. RT@DailyCaller: Man With 100-Lb. Scrotum Raising Money For Surgery ...

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20h

America loses, yet is still celebrating. This is what it's like to be an Indiana fan.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5h
NCAA reopening 2011 probe of academic irregularities at UNC. Uh-oh. Imagine how nervous UNC players would be if they could read that.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5h
Kentucky non-conference schedule released. The six toughest games:

6 - Texas
5 - UCLA
4 - UNC
3 - Kansas
2 - Louisville
1 - Blue/White

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  8h
Teen arrested after vandalizing Papa John's Cardinal Stadium. He will be offered probation, community service & a scholarship.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  16h

Cavs fans currently surrounding LeBron's house. Because if there's one thing that'll make him sign there, it's a bunch of sweaty Ohioans.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  7h
Emmanuel Mudiay's eligibility in doubt. He is considering playing overseas, where he'll probably get more exposure than he would've at SMU.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  24h

UK switching to turf next year. Too bad they didn't do that when Michael Dyer was available. He loves fake grass. http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-04-11/mike-dyer-auburn-arkansas-state-armed-robbery-goodwin-benton-neiko-thorpe-deange ...



Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  14h

Bobby Petrino on his approach to recruiting: "Just keep banging away." Incidentally, this is also his approach to young female employees.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  21h

Washington State QB Tyler Bruggman transferring to Louisville. This came as a shock to his teammates, who had no idea he'd been arrested.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Aug 3

When homecoming queen bumped into Luke Hancock, he collapsed to the ground, begging for a foul to be called.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  6h
Well played, anonymous Florida State fan in Wal-Mart.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 24h

This is why America's most talented athletes want to play in the SEC: pic.twitter.com/z7E0fBYGL5

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  Aug 7
If one picture epitomizes what Ohio State is all about, it's this one.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  5h
Indiana just lost to a team called the "Ottawa Gee Gees."

That's really sad.

And funny.

But mostly sad.

(Though still really funny.)

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  1h

In less than 24 hours, the SEC Network has already featured more talented basketball players than the Big 10 Network has in 7 years. #BBN

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  11h
UNC lost last night to team Ohio State beat by 52. Thank goodness those players can't read what's being written about them.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton

"You made your bed John Robic. Now lie in it." -- Pat Forde's next article.
3:09 PM - 17 Aug 2014


Robic was the bench coach for UK's loss to the Dom. Republic team coached by his former associate Orlando Antigua.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  13h

Oklahoma suspends 5 star RB Joe Mixon after assault charge. Louisville says they will not pursue him because it was only a misdemeanor.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  18h

This is the last Thursday night without college football or college basketball until next April.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  24m
Pat Forde says the Pac-12 has surpassed the SEC.

Top 25 teams - SEC: 8, Pac-12: 6

Top 13 recruiting classes - SEC: 8, Pac-12: 1

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  1h
"And for the 6th straight year, the Emmy for Best Comedy goes to Tom Crean for every time he faces a 2-3 zone!"

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  48m
Josh Shaw caught lying about jumping off a balcony to save his nephew. (He should've just told Pete Thamel that Lennay Kekua pushed him.)


Te'o

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  10h

Early in the 4th, and A&M has put up 52 on South Carolina. Turns out, Manziel was just a system QB.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  23h

Temple - 37
Vanderbilt - 7

Welcome back, Vandy!

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  7h
UT-Martin has had 2 chances to score today, and they were both stopped by a Favre interception. What are the odds.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  48m

ESPN is doing a 30 for 30 on the UK-Duke game from 1992. (Spoiler alert: Pitino doesn't guard the inbounds pass.)

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  12h

Bobby Knight runs over a cow with his car. He was reportedly pissed off because the cow refused to shot fake.

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  55m
In an attempt to distract people from the NFL awfulness, Penn State students demand the return of Paterno's statue. https://vine.co/v/Oz5vqttq3ve

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  20h
Something not quite right with this, but can't seem to put my finger on it...

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  12h

Kentucky football hires a DJ & Louisville basketball is actually landing some halfway decent recruits. It's like Freaky Friday.



Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  11h

#tbt pic.twitter.com/oNMOVbtfer

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Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  9h

And for the first time since Rick Springfield & Alf were popular, Kentucky beats Florida.




Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton  ·  9h

Props to Florida's MVP.