So being an Arkansas fan here in rainy SE Louisiana wearing my Arkansas jersey outside my apartment smoking a cigarette I start to think... What do I do that's more embarrassing than being a Hog fan right now?
3) I watch Cartoon Network. Not just Adult Swim, I mean I actually watch Looney Tunes, Regular Show, etc. I'm 35, by the way.
2) I drive really, really fast in my car. It's a sports car. I'll race ya... If you drive a Hyundai or such. If you have a really nice car (ie sporty)... I might pull out my phone and pretend I'm talking on it to get out of losing.
1) I, a 35 yo with a post-graduate degree... play... World of Warcraft.
Whew. I feel better. Go Hogs Go.