I had an Ohio University Fan Talk Ish to Me

[Wildhog]

Not Ohio State.  OHIO UNIVERSITY.  You know things are getting bad when that happens. 

Again, was on a tiny island off the coast of Moorea, at a Motu picnic (barbecue).  I see this guy wearing a green "OS-WHO?" shirt.  I figured him to be an Ohio fan.  I walk up to him and say, "Hey dude.  That a University of Ohio shirt?"

"No...It's OHIO University."

"Oh, well **** me.  OHIO University.  Was going to say I liked seeing you guys beat PSU."

"Yeah, well.  When you really look at it, that's what we were SUPPOSED to do.  Everyone was surprised but us.  We'd beat a lot of top teams."

"Haha, okay...If you say so."

"Where are you from?"

"Arkansas."

"OH, you guys are having a terrible year.  Who did you lose to again?  Louisiana-Lafayette?  That's awful."

"No.  It's Louisiana-Monroe."

And I walked away.  Thank God he hadn't seen the Bama score.