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My idiot sister-in-law
« on: August 27, 2012, 10:44:48 am »

Is getting married Sept. 15th at 2 o'clock.  >:(
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 10:45:33 am »

might wanna skip out on that
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 10:45:55 am »

DVR

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NO CELL VISITS

Throw rice and BREAK OUT..

good luck enjoying the wedding..

congrads though
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 10:46:56 am »

fake an injury!
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2012, 10:48:40 am »

Don't be rude.  Be sure to RSVP with a nice card.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2012, 10:51:25 am »

Tell her to reschedule the wedding.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2012, 10:52:49 am »

Is getting married Sept. 15th at 2 o'clock.  >:(

I had a good friend who got married during the LSU game in 2009.  The bride and groom actually got pretty upset during the reception because most of the attendees were huddled in country club bar watching the game.  I understand if someone doesn't follow football or watch the Hogs, but don't schedule a wedding where the guests either won't come or will be preoccupied during the entire event. 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2012, 10:53:10 am »

Tell her to reschedule the wedding.

Too late, invites already went out. The wife told me that yesterday, after I suggested she move it up to 11.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2012, 10:53:13 am »

Break your leg.  Can't travel to the wedding and you get a better seat in the stadium.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2012, 10:55:13 am »

Is getting married Sept. 15th at 2 o'clock.  >:(

Be ready to sleep on the sofa for awhile after you tell your wife you are going to the game........
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2012, 10:55:38 am »

Break your leg.  Can't travel to the wedding and you get a better seat in the stadium.

Best advice I've gotten so far. Now if I can just figure out how to do it.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2012, 10:57:40 am »

Best advice I've gotten so far. Now if I can just figure out how to do it.

If you can't pull the trigger on plan a, plan b is to get a lawyer to file divorce papers for you ASAP, you're off the hook for the wedding, then give reconciling on the 16th your best shot.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2012, 10:59:11 am »

But you'll get to see the TN-FL & TX-OlMiss games
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 10:59:28 am »

I would emphatically refuse and my wife would call her an idiot and side with me. Just sayin. Priorities. Razorbacks playing Bama > Everything
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 10:59:49 am »

fake an injury!
Or have someone break your leg...
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2012, 11:00:31 am »

I had that happen once when we were playing Auburn. I had two flat screens set up with the sound off during the wedding. I ended up with 3 quarters with sound. Everything went off without any issues.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2012, 11:01:02 am »

Tell her to reschedule the wedding.

One of my friends had to do this in 1982.  His inconsiderate wife scheduled their wedding for the first Saturday in December.  I was one of three groomsmen who already had tickets for the Hogs-Texas game in Austin.

Needless to say, she had to reschedule the wedding because we were going to the game.

She never did like me.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2012, 11:01:25 am »

Is getting married Sept. 15th at 2 o'clock.  >:(

Don't feel lonely bud, my grandson has a football game at 2 p.m. that same day and he expects me to be there.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2012, 11:01:32 am »

I would emphatically refuse and my wife would call her an idiot and side with me. Just sayin. Priorities. Razorbacks playing Bama > Everything

This.  My wife is as big of a Hog fan as I am and would laugh at someone for scheduling their wedding during a big game. 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2012, 11:01:54 am »

Any takers on who wants to break my leg? You have to do it with a hog hat on and a smile on your face and hand me kobeers.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2012, 11:02:11 am »

Best advice I've gotten so far. Now if I can just figure out how to do it.

Easy enough.  Just tell your tell your wife that you've always wanted to sleep with her sister.  Then close your eyes and brace yourself.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2012, 11:02:49 am »

One of my friends had to do this in 1982.  His inconsiderate wife scheduled their wedding for the first Saturday in December.  I was one of three groomsmen who already had tickets for the Hogs-Texas game in Austin.

Needless to say, she had to reschedule the wedding because we were going to the game.

She never did like me.

+1.  I admire someone who has his priorities straight.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2012, 11:02:52 am »

I would emphatically refuse and my wife would call her an idiot and side with me. Just sayin. Priorities. Razorbacks playing Bama > Everything

I'm sure I'm a real prick, but this is exactly what I would do.  No way I would miss that game for a funeral, I mean wedding.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2012, 11:03:43 am »

+1.  I admire someone who has his priorities straight.

They ended up divorced...so I was vindicated.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2012, 11:03:52 am »

Don't feel lonely bud, my grandson has a football game at 2 p.m. that same day and he expects me to be there.
Haha kids...
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2012, 11:04:09 am »

Work out a deal where you skip this one but promise to go to the sister-in-law's next wedding.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2012, 11:05:40 am »

Absolutely no chance I'd miss that game for an in-law wedding.

No chance.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2012, 11:06:05 am »

Last year, my wife scheduled our wedding on November 5. My wife's bestfriend's husband is an LSU fan. This was during the LSU-Bama game. His wife initially got mad at him for not coming, but then I got him off the hook telling her that if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't have wanted to come either. Lol.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2012, 11:06:23 am »

Another concern you should have is the "censored word" of a brother in law you're about to inherit that would let this happen in the first place!   ;)
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2012, 11:07:01 am »

Another concern you should have is the "censored word" of a brother in law you're about to inherit that would let this happen in the first place!   ;)

No kidding.  Let's not pin this solely on the sister-in-law. 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2012, 11:08:48 am »

Wouldn't your sister-in-law already be married to you brother? 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2012, 11:09:34 am »

Wouldn't your sister-in-law already be married to you brother? 

The sister of his wife?
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2012, 11:09:45 am »

I would emphatically refuse and my wife would call her an idiot and side with me. Just sayin. Priorities. Razorbacks playing Bama > Everything

This!!!  No way would I go to that...Sorry.  People that schedule things like this where other people are going to be involved have to check on things like this and make plans accordingly.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2012, 11:10:34 am »

I unfotunately am in the same delimma.  Good friend (obviously not a fellow razorback) getting married on the 15th.  Think the event starts at 5 though.  Hopefully the game will be over by then.  If not, I will be late to the wedding.  I'm not actually in it so that helps
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2012, 11:11:22 am »

Another concern you should have is the "censored word" of a brother in law you're about to inherit that would let this happen in the first place!   ;)

Yeah, that's who I would have a problem with.

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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2012, 11:12:15 am »

Go to the game and memorize this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE</a>
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2012, 11:12:44 am »

DVR is your salvation.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2012, 11:13:01 am »

BTW, I'll take your tickets off your hands.  No need in them going to waste.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2012, 11:13:10 am »

Seriously, only a complete imbecile would schedule a wedding on a game day during Razorback football season, and especially on Bama game day.  It's ludicrous!
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2012, 11:13:34 am »

I unfotunately am in the same delimma.  Good friend (obviously not a fellow razorback) getting married on the 15th.  Think the event starts at 5 though.  Hopefully the game will be over by then.  If not, I will be late to the wedding.  I'm not actually in it so that helps

I've never understood why people schedule stuff during football games.  Regardless of whether they follow or care about football at all, no doubt a large portion of their guest list does, and that whittles down potential attendees. 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2012, 11:13:44 am »

Don't feel lonely bud, my grandson has a football game at 2 p.m. that same day and he expects me to be there.

I got lucky, my kids game is at 1030 that morn!  :D

Some folks just dont put alot of thought into their plans or actions. My wife and I planned our wedding and the births of our kids around hunting and football seasons! My sister was born on 9 Nov. I asked my dad once, how he could have been so irresponsible!!
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2012, 11:14:22 am »

No kidding.  Let's not pin this solely on the sister-in-law.

No Doubt.  I was wondering why he didn't have something to say about this time and date.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2012, 11:14:50 am »

Last year, my wife scheduled our wedding on November 5. My wife's bestfriend's husband is an LSU fan. This was during the LSU-Bama game. His wife initially got mad at him for not coming, but then I got him off the hook telling her that if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't have wanted to come either. Lol.

Sounds like YOU should have stood up a little and not have it scheduled that day.

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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2012, 11:17:54 am »

Whoever the husband is should have his man card taken away. Even if he isn't an Arkansas fan.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2012, 11:18:37 am »

Well since you are going to a "wedding"  ;D  ;D  ;D

Can I have your tickets?  8)

But if not I will help you out. here is what you need to do.

1. Schedule a bachelor party for the A-hole.  Get drunk as a skunk.  Start a big brawl.  Fake a back injury that you received in the brawl defending your sister in laws honor.

2.  Tell the soon to be groom that you just need to let him know, that your sister in law was the biggest tramp in 3 counties.  Tell him every male within 50 miles is laughing at him.

3.  Go ahead and attend the wedding.  But REFUSE to be photographed and just make a nuisance of yourself.


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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2012, 11:18:43 am »

She scheduled her wedding on 'Bama Saturday.....you're gonna hate her for life anyway.....give her something to hate you back for....

See you at the game..!!
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2012, 11:23:03 am »

The sister of his wife?

I should have inserted this -  ;)

Also, insert obligatory Arkansas joke here __________.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2012, 11:23:29 am »

I am ashamed to say it but I missed the 4th quarter of the bama game in 2010 because of a good friends wedding.  We watched it as long as we could before we had to leave, and listened to the end of the 3rd quarter on the radio before walking in.   And to top it off there was absolutely no phone signal in the church to even check on the game.  Imagine my mood after having to walk away from the game at a 20-14 hogs lead, and come back to find out what had happened.  I told my wife that day that I don't care who it is ill never miss a big game again because of a wedding. 
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2012, 11:29:49 am »

Wouldn't your sister-in-law already be married to you brother? 

It's my wife's sister.
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Re: My idiot sister-in-law
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2012, 11:31:50 am »

Well since you are going to a "wedding"  ;D  ;D  ;D

Can I have your tickets?  8)

But if not I will help you out. here is what you need to do.

1. Schedule a bachelor party for the A-hole.  Get drunk as a skunk.  Start a big brawl.  Fake a back injury that you received in the brawl defending your sister in laws honor.

2.  Tell the soon to be groom that you just need to let him know, that your sister in law was the biggest tramp in 3 counties.  Tell him every male within 50 miles is laughing at him.

3.  Go ahead and attend the wedding.  But REFUSE to be photographed and just make a nuisance of yourself.




No bachelor party, he's a preacher. BUT, we could have one without him I guess.
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