What BP should have done

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Should have called a press conference, pointed his finger at the camera and said "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Dorrell", then he could have hired Betty to handle bimbo eruptions.  Anyone else's name brought up could be drug through the mud, called trailer trash, and attacked by the national media as opportunists. 

Had he just done that, he could have been our coach for at least 4 more years, had NWA Regional Airport named after him, achieved favorite son status, and been a paid speaker at all the institutes of higher learning around the country. 

The hypocrisy is over the top.  Has to be all Republicans supporting his firing cause I know Democrats never would.