Open letter to all 5- and 4-star recruits

[Biggus Piggus]

Please come to Arkansas to play football and occasionally attend classes.  We'll luv ya better'n them uns will.  We'd much rather sign you than the guys we just found the other day who want to sign with us because nobody else was recruiting them.  See, aren't we better?  We offer immediate playing time!

Thanks.  And go Hogs!

[CiriusPorker]

Nix that..you better attend class more than that...we don't want you missing any games if your lazy arse couldn't get out of bed on your own!