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KSU jokes
« on: January 03, 2012, 10:34:39 am »

But Light presents - Real Men of Genius

Real men of geni-i-i-i-i-u-us!

Today we salute you, Mr. Kansas State football fan!

Mr. Kansas State football fan!

You support a team that's one of the worst in college football history, yet you think it's an elite program.

We won a conference title!

Your team hasn't won a national championship. Or a BCS bowl. Or even have ... a winning record.

We're No. OOOOOOOOONNNNE!!

The only thing that matters to you? Beating Kansas, which is the very definition of a mediocre football program.

We've always been a basketball school any way!

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light oh feeble feline. Because while you think your team is elite, the rest of the country knows better.

Mr. Kansas State football fan!

Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 09:23:49 am »

Uhh.... that was a bit of a reach...


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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2012, 10:53:40 am »

Reach, no.........Bad, yes
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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 06:57:47 pm »

Heck, I liked it...especially after Bielema hired one of their coaches and their fans are wondering why their assistant coach would leave their elite program for Arkansas....now there is the real joke.
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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 07:27:29 pm »

so we beat an elite team in the cotton bowl
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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2013, 01:33:47 am »

I thought it was funny!
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Re: KSU jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2013, 12:16:29 pm »

More Kansas State jokes

1896 through 1988   299 wins   510 losses = .369 percent

2006 through 2008     17 wins    20 losses =  .459 percent

Now there is a joke...
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