The OFFICIAL " WHAT MITCH MEANT" thread

[hogsanity]

Just post a question about something Mitch said, and we will cryptically look at it to find the hidden meaning.

[HoggerNocker]

Be careful of what you say, he is online watching.

[_Collin1]

Be careful of what you say, he is online watching.

The avatar freaking rules......

[CiriusPorker]

STOP IT!  THis is ridiculous...NO ONE SHOULD READ ANYTHING into watch mitch was saying.  Can't you guys take it at face value?  He's a straight forward kid.  I want Mitch here as much as anyone.  I've posted my 'love letters' but this interview was not the Da Vinci code for JFB's sake.  If he sounded like he liked Arkansas, then he probably did.  Get over this interpreting what he said...the face value of what he said is what he meant.

[hogsanity]

I posted this in sarcasm.  But I figured eople were recording the interview to see what he really meant.  SInce most here believe EVERYTHING is spin, nothing is as it seems, and everyone is out ot trick someone. 

I think he meant EXACTLY what he said.

[CiriusPorker]

I posted this in sarcasm.  But I figured eople were recording the interview to see what he really meant.  SInce most here believe EVERYTHING is spin, nothing is as it seems, and everyone is out ot trick someone. 

I think he meant EXACTLY what he said.

It wasn't directed at you, but those who really are trying to figure it out..

[TouchdownRazrbcks]

What do you think he meant when he talked about what he had for breakfast?

[CiriusPorker]

What do you think he meant when he talked about what he had for breakfast?

I didn't wonder what he meant, but I thought about how i wished I had the same breakfast

[Hawgz4Life]

I am an expert cryptographer, so here goes....The eggs mean that he's ready to leave the nest..I wish I knew how they were prepared so that I could offer more insight on this aspect. The biscuts mean that his mind and soul is at ease with the situation...his spirit is warm and fluffy like a buttermilk biscut. Here's where it gets interesting, though. The Native Americans used to eat the heart of an animal they killed in a hunt in order to absorb the fight, the will and the nature of the animal. I believe I read on a thread that Mitch was raised by wolves in the wild, and this leads to what I'm about to tell you. Folks, Mitch ate pork this morning for breakfast...the sausages....they were HOG! Mitch has now absorbed the fight, the will and ferociousness of a wild boar....a Razorback if you will. A storm is coming. I, however, hope that anyone reading this realizes that I'm shovelling pure bullsh*t. I think Mitch gave a hell of an interview this morning and hope he knows we WANT him here. GO HOGS! LOL!

[pfrg999]

You have to play it backwards... Duhhh

[Shag66]

I wanna know if since MM said he liked baseball it meant that he was secretly waiting to see if he was gonna get a Double A contract with the Yankees... 

[Tomhog™]

The only question I pondered is when he said he didn't know where he was going to take his visits.  One of them would be this weekend.  Surely he would have made arrangements...

[Shag66]

The only question I pondered is when he said he didn't know where he was going to take his visits. One of them would be this weekend. Surely he would have made arrangements...

I'm betting it wouldn't take long... 

Hey coach, can I come this weekend? 

Sure Mitch! Lemme send the plane...  How many Cheerleaders you want as "Tour Guides"?

[Truffler]

If you play a recording of the interview backwards and listen to every 3rd word, he is actually reciting the words to the Arkansas fight song.  I take it as a good sign.

[CiriusPorker]

The only question I pondered is when he said he didn't know where he was going to take his visits. One of them would be this weekend. Surely he would have made arrangements...

I'm betting it wouldn't take long... 

Hey coach, can I come this weekend? 

Sure Mitch! Lemme send the plane...  How many Cheerleaders you want as "Tour Guides"?

well...Mitch was being conservative in his estimates of taking a visit.  I highly doubt he'll take both.  Once he sees the hell-hole that some of these universities call a college-town, he'll realize that NWA is the pLaCe

NW-SIDE!!!!!

[dukefan]

Mitch you sounded poised, and are playing the game!!  However if you really want to be a Razorback, and you want to have a good recruiting class the best thing would be to committ before Feb. !st.  Because we have several recruits hanging in the balance waiting to see what you do.  We could go from having a good recruiting class to a great one.  There is no doubt that with the staff we have in place you will excel, and would not get anymore recognition anywhere else.  You would be a God in this state forever!!!!  Mitch join this train because it is moving in the right direction, and we need you!!!!!  GO HOGS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shag66]

well...Mitch was being conservative in his estimates of taking a visit.  I highly doubt he'll take both.  Once he sees the hell-hole that some of these universities call a college-town, he'll realize that NWA is the pLaCe

NW-SIDE!!!!!

Ahh beautiful Tuscaloosa Alabama...  God's Armpit! 

The only place less desireable is the high livin' in Starkville Mississippi!

[silvertip]

The only question I pondered is when he said he didn't know where he was going to take his visits. One of them would be this weekend. Surely he would have made arrangements...

Seriously, Tomcat, I thought I heard him say he was going to be visiting with Gus & Alex Wood this weekend. That still leaves him the 21st-22nd and the 28th-29th. Then he's stopping by my house on the way home, but he won't tell me where the 2 visits are. He's jacking with me.

[CiriusPorker]

well...Mitch was being conservative in his estimates of taking a visit.  I highly doubt he'll take both.  Once he sees the hell-hole that some of these universities call a college-town, he'll realize that NWA is the pLaCe

NW-SIDE!!!!!

Ahh beautiful Tuscaloosa Alabama...  God's Armpit! 

The only place less desireable is the high livin' in Starkville Mississippi!

that is one of the funniest things i've read all day..God's Armpit..

I'd say God's DumpYard

[silvertip]

well...Mitch was being conservative in his estimates of taking a visit. I highly doubt he'll take both. Once he sees the hell-hole that some of these universities call a college-town, he'll realize that NWA is the pLaCe

NW-SIDE!!!!!

Ahh beautiful Tuscaloosa Alabama... God's Armpit!

The only place less desireable is the high livin' in Starkville Mississippi!

I really hope he gets to see South Bend in the dead of winter. I have several times & I just wish I could forget.

[tophawg19]

what he really said was hogsanity is an idiot for starting a topic like this .and the rest of us may be for replying 

[Shag66]

what he really said was hogsanity is an idiot for starting a topic like this .and the rest of us may be for replying

Ahh but Hogsanity just started this thread as a jest...  a small attempt at humor!

Doesn't mean the rest of us aren't idiots though!  As a matter of fact my wife called me an idiot less than 5 minutes ago!

[silvertip]

Hey, Mitch, I can tell you those Yankees in Indiana don't have a clue about sausage or biscuits or gravy or grits. And the slaw, my Gawd the SLAW!!

You'd have to come home every weekend just to git sum good grub, boy!

[silvertip]

what he really said was hogsanity is an idiot for starting a topic like this .and the rest of us may be for replying

Lighten up, tophawg. This very thread might be what seals the deal for the Hawgs.

HEY MITCH. Them Yankees ain't got no sense of humor either!!

[HOGWYLD]

I met my future ex wife in Starkville.

[tophawg19]

nope i think hogsanity telling him we couldn't recruit to Arkansas is what got mitch to de-committ in the 1st place . he thought we could get good players here till he heard hogsanity 

[Brer Hog]

Yeah, and they got a delicious dessert up there, too.  Ever hear of Rhubarb? Well, they serve Strawberry Rhubarb pie up there, you know way up north of the MDL where it gets wicked cold.   Let me tell you, the strawberry don't make the rhubarb any better. 

[Shag66]

I met my future ex wife in Starkville.

Was she a Double Wide?

and dammit I like Strawberry Rhubarb Pie!  Quit hatin'!!!!