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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #100 on: November 09, 2010, 06:12:59 pm »

This thread should been sponsored by Bud Light. They are getting plenty of free advertising.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #101 on: November 09, 2010, 06:15:35 pm »

I have yet to see a "hottie" in this.  Can't be a good recruiting tool to the school if this is the best they have to offer.

Just because these girls are not all blonde doesn't mean they are not hotties.  Personally for myself this thread is one of the best we have had and has already surpassed the poor vandy one. 
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #102 on: November 09, 2010, 06:21:33 pm »

Just because these girls are not all blonde doesn't mean they are not hotties.  Personally for myself this thread is one of the best we have had and has already surpassed the poor vandy one.

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #103 on: November 09, 2010, 06:48:26 pm »

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #104 on: November 09, 2010, 06:55:39 pm »

If a hot tamale is hitting you in the pie hole you A) went into the wrong bar B) Are in prison

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2010, 07:01:11 pm »

Now how did you find that one?
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Re: UTEP Hotties
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« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2010, 07:05:40 pm »

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2010, 07:09:47 pm »

If a hot tamale is hitting you in the pie hole you A) went into the wrong bar B) Are in prison
only a closet queen would attempt to turn a "hot chicks thread" into latent homo-erotic frolic zone....nice try, but I can see that you and I come from different generations because the term "hot tamale"....aw, to heck with it, fantasize as you please
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2010, 07:12:17 pm »

Damn I need to take me a trip to El Paso.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #111 on: November 09, 2010, 07:16:04 pm »

These are not representative of the hot latina types Im used to seeing in SoCal. I grew up in Barstow and we had hotter hanging out around the basketball court in the projects.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #112 on: November 09, 2010, 07:23:58 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3JB51NH_M

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #113 on: November 09, 2010, 07:51:18 pm »

only a closet queen would attempt to turn a "hot chicks thread" into latent homo-erotic frolic zone....nice try, but I can see that you and I come from different generations because the term "hot tamale"....aw, to heck with it, fantasize as you please

Haha, well we def came from different generations because I sure as hell was not there in 1969.

Im sorry I just dont find girls with their lips pierced and tattoos on their tits attractive, I can smell the raunchy wall mart perfume from here.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #115 on: November 09, 2010, 09:32:46 pm »

No, your more than average! Hogvillians with 2000+ posts = major horn dog. (Takes one to know one)

Yep, lol!
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #116 on: November 10, 2010, 02:17:32 am »



GIGITTY!!!
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #117 on: November 10, 2010, 02:32:24 am »

Here's a UTEP hottie we had once.



Bummer.... just photoshopped nolan's head on beyonce's body.  Couldn't match skin tones so I put him on Queen Latifa.... now I see this.  Moment gone.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #118 on: November 10, 2010, 06:20:23 am »

Plenty of 1's in here but I think Arkansas Tech (I went there) and UCA would demolish UTEP in a hotties thread. I'm just not all that impressed.

Don't get me wrong I would ga-shmoygadeed their ga-flavities with my googis. But like the fella said earlier, I'd feel the need to run home and plunge my junk with rubbing alcohol the next morning.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #119 on: November 10, 2010, 09:46:16 am »

The one on the far left's boobs have a mind of their own.

I'm going this way. FINE! I'M GOING THAT WAY.

I don't care where they go as long as they meet at the end of my nose.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #120 on: November 10, 2010, 09:51:20 am »

Lived there.  Been to 2-3 games there.  You ain't missin nuthin.  Most don't even habla english.
Didn't you find it odd that they were speaking English when you waqlked up and when you were walking away but when you were hitting on them, they no Habla?
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #121 on: November 10, 2010, 11:49:53 am »

Haha, well we def came from different generations because I sure as hell was not there in 1969.

Im sorry I just dont find girls with their lips pierced and tattoos on their tits attractive, I can smell the raunchy wall mart perfume from here.
Where are setting? I'm joining you. I like trashy women. Alot.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #122 on: November 10, 2010, 12:05:18 pm »

Just because these girls are not all blonde doesn't mean they are not hotties.  Personally for myself this thread is one of the best we have had and has already surpassed the poor vandy one. 

Please read my second post in this thread.  I've already covered this.
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« Reply #123 on: November 10, 2010, 12:06:13 pm »

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #124 on: November 10, 2010, 12:08:02 pm »

Please read my second post in this thread.  I've already covered this.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #125 on: November 10, 2010, 03:55:15 pm »

How fitting that my wife (who was born and raised in Albuquerque) just emailed me this.
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Sad thing is I could use them in a sentence and understood the meaning without reading the sentence they wrote!! Haha you married a latina (she used the b word that rhymes with weaner, but I did not want to offend)!!!!! Love you

Hoochie 
My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled 'tell me hoochie is!!!' 

Wafer 
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los pendejos didn't wafer me. 

Wheelchair 
My homie was downing a 40 and I said, hey where's mine? He says don't worry, wheelchair! 

Injure
Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won, I yelled injure face!

Tissue 
Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue! 

Juicy
Hey vato I will roll the joint and you tell me if juicy the cops!

Sodas 
My vieja complains a lot and sodas her sister!!

Juarez 
My vieja slapped me and I said Juarez  your problem?!

Water 
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

Cockatoo 
I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and said, hurry, I have to cockatoo!!! 

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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #126 on: November 10, 2010, 05:03:17 pm »

How fitting that my wife (who was born and raised in Albuquerque) just emailed me this.
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Sad thing is I could use them in a sentence and understood the meaning without reading the sentence they wrote!! Haha you married a latina (she used the b word that rhymes with weaner, but I did not want to offend)!!!!! Love you

Hoochie 
My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled 'tell me hoochie is!!!' 

Wafer 
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los pendejos didn't wafer me. 

Wheelchair 
My homie was downing a 40 and I said, hey where's mine? He says don't worry, wheelchair! 

Injure
Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won, I yelled injure face!

Tissue 
Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue! 

Juicy
Hey vato I will roll the joint and you tell me if juicy the cops!

Sodas 
My vieja complains a lot and sodas her sister!!

Juarez 
My vieja slapped me and I said Juarez  your problem?!

Water 
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

Cockatoo 
I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and said, hurry, I have to cockatoo!!! 

Texas  
My friend always Texas me dumb jokes!


excellent! I'm a proud card carrying member of "lovin the latina" club and will be until the day I die.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #127 on: November 11, 2010, 05:36:04 am »

How fitting that my wife (who was born and raised in Albuquerque) just emailed me this.
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Sad thing is I could use them in a sentence and understood the meaning without reading the sentence they wrote!! Haha you married a latina (she used the b word that rhymes with weaner, but I did not want to offend)!!!!! Love you

Hoochie 
My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled 'tell me hoochie is!!!' 

Wafer 
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los pendejos didn't wafer me. 

Wheelchair 
My homie was downing a 40 and I said, hey where's mine? He says don't worry, wheelchair! 

Injure
Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won, I yelled injure face!

Tissue 
Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue! 

Juicy
Hey vato I will roll the joint and you tell me if juicy the cops!

Sodas 
My vieja complains a lot and sodas her sister!!

Juarez 
My vieja slapped me and I said Juarez  your problem?!

Water 
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

Cockatoo 
I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and said, hurry, I have to cockatoo!!! 

Texas   
My friend always Texas me dumb jokes!


??

I guess this explains is why I just don't get the "humor" of this show:
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #128 on: November 11, 2010, 06:19:18 am »

Here's one for you athletic lovers out there.
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Re: UTEP Hotties
« Reply #129 on: November 11, 2010, 06:56:29 am »

Why do you hate brown people and only like blondes?

 Because brown people are of the debil.  Momma says so....
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« Reply #130 on: November 11, 2010, 06:59:30 am »

If a hot tamale is hitting you in the pie hole you A) went into the wrong bar B) Are in prison

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« Reply #131 on: November 11, 2010, 07:00:07 am »

Here's one for you athletic lovers out there.


Yuk!
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« Reply #132 on: November 11, 2010, 07:04:30 am »

Here's one for you athletic lovers out there.


nice first post...

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« Reply #133 on: November 11, 2010, 07:16:15 am »

How fitting that my wife (who was born and raised in Albuquerque) just emailed me this.
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Cockatoo 
I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and said, hurry, I have to cockatoo!!! 

Texas   
My friend always Texas me dumb jokes!

Liver and Cheese
My vato was hitting on my vieja, so I told him "liver alone, cheese mine"
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« Reply #134 on: November 11, 2010, 08:21:58 am »

Where are setting? I'm joining you. I like trashy women. Alot.

A little country in asia, if you like trashy women... hop on a flight, we got plenty.
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« Reply #135 on: November 11, 2010, 03:27:55 pm »

??

I guess this explains is why I just don't get the "humor" of this show:

I understand people that don't get jokes, but how can you not get a play on words?
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« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2010, 04:39:08 pm »

I understand people that don't get jokes, but how can you not get a play on words?

oh i get it. just not the humor part of it.
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« Reply #137 on: November 11, 2010, 04:48:49 pm »

oh i get it. just not the humor part of it.
Then you didn't "get" it...
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« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2010, 04:54:48 pm »

Lolly Malone

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« Reply #142 on: November 11, 2010, 05:04:50 pm »

muy caliente
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« Reply #143 on: November 11, 2010, 05:06:07 pm »

Then you didn't "get" it...

i also understand the stereotypical redneck "jokes" on the blue collar comedy tour and i don't think their funny either... i suppose it's the same type of humor. you've got to be one, to truly appreciate it.
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« Reply #144 on: November 11, 2010, 09:53:04 pm »

I'd tear thru them UTEP hotties like a West Texas twister thru a trailer park! :)
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« Reply #145 on: November 11, 2010, 11:18:31 pm »

i also understand the stereotypical redneck "jokes" on the blue collar comedy tour and i don't think their funny either... i suppose it's the same type of humor. you've got to be one, to truly appreciate it.
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« Reply #147 on: November 12, 2010, 04:29:01 am »

I guess it means UTEP is depleted of hotties when we start putting pictures of George Lopez.
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« Reply #148 on: November 12, 2010, 05:48:50 am »

I guess it means UTEP is depleted of hotties when we start putting pictures of George Lopez.

lol yeah. and random beauty queen "graduates" of utep. i'm surprised someone hasn't posted a jessica alba yet and said... "i think she went to utep."
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