Tiger Woods thread (merged)

[WizardofhOgZ]

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/Whitlock-tiger-needs-to-just-walk-away-21810

Just to clarify; I don't necesarilly agree, nor disagree with Whitlock's column.  I simply thought it was thought provoking and provided the link so others could read. 

[Break & Run]

no he shouldn't. he's the best golfer ever. all athletes end up having an affair, it's nothing new.

[bsking]

Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.  Go win the Masters and no one will remember.

[Racinray]

playing and winning cures all....

[Hoggies]

no he shouldn't. he's the best golfer ever. all athletes end up having an affair, it's nothing new.

he is NOT the best golfer ever BG. Jack is. IF tiger breaks it then we both can call him that.

[go hogues]

all athletes end up having an affair, it's nothing new.

All athletes, politicians, etc.  These days, I'm just relived at the ones who were not caught in boys bathrooms or in a barn.
they all do it because they all feel as though they are above any kind of moral code. Sadly, no one cares anymore, so if he comes back and wins tournaments, he'll be redeemed.

[HamHands]

And another thing, he doesn't owe any fan an apology! He owes his wife and kids an apology but not me.

[vandybuff]

..... brought to you by Cialis and KY's "His and Hers".

[dddollars]

Do we have to start on this.... Ah no one cares... He should get striat then golf again simple hes not president

[dddollars]

"I did not have sexual relations with that women"

[Pigsknuckles]

Homer Simpson, is that you?

("When the going gets tough, quit.")

[kingofdequeen]

Tiger > Nicklaus

[Rush Hog]

I heard he was going to announce today that he was giving up sex for Lent, well.... sex that's not with his wife.

[dddollars]

Well hes coming across compassionate.... Tiger would make a good politician.

[psooie]

His nose is growing

[vandybuff]

I posted this as a light-hearted joke --- now they are feeding the audio and video to even the bloomberg outlets --- jeez this is overblown (ooops  -  no pun intended) and I am becoming sorry I posted it.   

[honestabe]

He sounds fake as hell.  Like a robot.

[kingofdequeen]

He sounds fake as hell.  Like a robot.

have you ever listened to Tiger?  he ALWAYS sounds like a robot.

[Hoggies]

Tiger > Nicklaus

really? prove it. the ONLY thing that really matters are MAJORS. I think he is 7 behind.

[dddollars]

Wow know hes talking about buddism?!

[honestabe]

Wow know hes talking about buddism?!

That was comical.  This train wreck is unbelievable and I can't turn the channel.

[Hoggies]

have you ever listened to Tiger?  he ALWAYS sounds like a robot. idiot.

had to fix

[honestabe]

And the Oscar goes to.......

[vandybuff]

? Seeking advice from his peers in therapy?  Let us see, how many African American Billionaire golfers are there in Hattiesburg, Mississippi?

[ap89]

Is he gonna apologize to Fuzzy Zoeller for being a hipocritical jacka$$?

[99toLife]

What was the over under on hugs!   Wow!

[Landonhog]

That was just strange...

[kingofdequeen]

lol...ONLY tiger can say this.

"no questions about rumors..ever".

[vandybuff]

some appropriate background music:

http://new.music.yahoo.com/brenda-lee/tracks/im-sorry--1723393

[kingofdequeen]

The Jim Rome Show will be an ALL-TIMER today.

[razoredge178]

Pathetic press conference.

No doubt he was super-nerd at Stanford.

[Boarcephus]

Is his wife with him?

[razoredge178]

And I LOVE how he sternly asked the poperazzi to quit following his family...

Ever heard of BACKFIRE? Get ready Tiger!

[dddollars]

? Seeking advice from his peers in therapy?  Let us see, how many African American Billionaire golfers are there in Hattiesburg, Mississippi?

HAHA +1 Thats to good. Late Breaking Tiger reaches out to King Of Mississippi The Honorable Hottie...

[psooie]

HA! they guy on MSNBC just called tiger a good role model, good spin for tiger woods inc

[99toLife]

Now you know why The Golf writers didn't send anyone...it was a boo hoo Tiger fest that said NOTHING!

[ThrillaHog]

Overblown. Whats funny to me is that people are running around acting like they are so hurt by this.

[dddollars]

Is his wife with him?

No... Shes looking for all the mistresses with a 9 Iron in hand

[StoernerJonesFan]

Per ESPiN

"One of the dumbest things i heard was when Brit Hume [of Fox News] said Tiger should abandon his Buddhism and turn to Christianity."

Yet another reason Fox News has no business being on television.  Go ahead, Tiger, abandon your faith so you can accomodate the faith we the inept news show chooses as being the right one. 

[kingofdequeen]

The Golf Writers know better.  If they get 1" on the wrong side of Eldrick, they will lose access to their golden goose.

to quote Briny Baird:  "my kids are going to college b/c of Tiger Woods".

[LordStanleysHog]

? Seeking advice from his peers in therapy?  Let us see, how many African American Billionaire golfers are there in Hattiesburg, Mississippi?

At a $$$$ rehab facility... maybe not billionaires but theres some money there.

[Hoggies]

The Golf Writers know better.  If they get 1" on the wrong side of Eldrick, they will lose access to their golden goose.

to quote Briny Baird:  "my kids are going to college b/c of Tiger Woods".

I will say we shall take back AMERICA because of woods and obama.

[StoernerJonesFan]

Per ESPiN

"One of the dumbest things i heard was when Brit Hume [of Fox News] said Tiger should abandon his Buddhism and turn to Christianity."

Yet another reason Fox News has no business being on television.  Go ahead, Tiger, abandon your faith so you can accomodate the faith we the inept news show chooses as being the right one. 

Whoops...forgot...dont mention the crapiness of Fox News on Hogville or you'll get smited...

[vandybuff]

The Golf Writers know better.  If they get 1" on the wrong side of Eldrick, they will lose access to their golden goose.

to quote Briny Baird:  "my kids are going to college b/c of Tiger Woods".

So true - he was becoming the only reason the professional sport of golf existed.  May go there again, who knows.

[dddollars]

Per ESPiN

"One of the dumbest things i heard was when Brit Hume [of Fox News] said Tiger should abandon his Buddhism and turn to Christianity."

Yet another reason Fox News has no business being on television.  Go ahead, Tiger, abandon your faith so you can accomodate the faith we the inept news show chooses as being the right one.

Hes an anylist now not an anchor do you realize the difference? All he said was that he thought Christianity offered redemption and forgiveness which was what he needed and that Buddhism didn't offer that. People are no longer aloud to have an opinion?

[Hawgon]

Professional golfers are probably a bit torn.  They probably like the lack of Tiger hoopla out there right now, but of course, the lack of hoopla hurts them as well.

I would imagine most want him to come back and to be competitive, but not overpowering.  They want him to come back.  They just want him to suck a little so that the rest of them can win some tournaments.

[vandybuff]

bye for now - I feel a bit guilty starting this thread......

[StoernerJonesFan]

Hes an anylist now not an anchor do you realize the difference? All he said was that he thought Christianity offered redemption and forgiveness which was what he needed and that Buddhism didn't offer that. People are no longer aloud to have an opinion?

Per ESPiN
"He should abandon Buddhism in favor of Christianity" - Brit Hume

I've known both networks to really screw the pooch on...well everything...so i wouldnt be surprised if this came out of Hume's mouth or if ESPiN embellished the truth.

[dddollars]

bye for now - I feel a bit guilty starting this thread......

Ya lol not your best work vandy....

[SC-RAZOR]

And the Oscar goes to.......

+1 That was good