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Drewhog

August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
Check it...



"How many smoke draws are we going to run today kids?  That's right, 10!"

"Heyyyy" in a really feminine afflection/tone.

"Hey #1, check out this air-punch, it is just as special as our seniors, I promise!"

"Yes honey, I worked out today...", motioning to his wife/news anchorwoman friend in the stands.

"Which fingers do I use for the shocker boys?  That's what we sure hootin' dad gum boy howdy are about to do to Texas Tech.  I'm cool, right?"

That's all I can come up with for now...

Pyotr Tchaikhogsky

August 17, 2009, 12:49:08 am #1 Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 12:55:24 am by Russ Swinegold
Doin' the truffle shuffle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."  -Frank Sinatra
 

RazorWire™

August 17, 2009, 12:51:31 am #2
Somebodah let go of the rope ...

56Hog

August 17, 2009, 01:07:00 am #3
"The press is on its way boys.  Remember how I showed you...and-a one...and-a two...and bounce, bounce, BOUNCE!"
"This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy." - Winston Churchill

mj4president

August 17, 2009, 01:08:29 am #4
"This is for all you jaw jackers, smack talkers, and wantebees over at hogsville." Houston Nutt.
"Let's do this tonight! Nothing like a legendary night to remember. I'll tell all my grand pups one day about the 3 am walk off home run by Jared Gates." MJ4President just hours before it happened.

RazorWire™

August 17, 2009, 01:09:00 am #5
Remember : Smoke draw is a three step drop like so , pause ; hand the ball off !

Calling All Hogs

August 17, 2009, 01:24:13 am #6
This picture remains me of the old cartoon on Saturday Night Live with Ace and Gary. Nutt looks kinda gay here but just enough to make you wonder. lol

RazorWire™

August 17, 2009, 01:32:31 am #7
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... so I had White in this hand and Broyles in this hand. And that's how I got a 2 year free pass.

Lando Calrissian

August 17, 2009, 01:32:57 am #8
Where's Danny???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haGfGkX-MbA&feature=youtube_gdata

Quote from: HawgBallLvrKentucky would be in the same position right now at #1 even with Pel as their HC.

Quote from: IronHogJohn Stockton wouldn't sniff today's NBA.

Quote from: jacksonpollackEvery time I look around in BWA I get dizzy. It is hard to judge the capacity. During the Auburn game I tried to count all the people in attendance but got lost at around 30,000.

dhornjr1

August 17, 2009, 01:45:39 am #9

porkchopsdontfloat

August 17, 2009, 02:09:26 am #10
"This is how you tighten both chinstraps"
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Hog-O-Licious

August 17, 2009, 02:22:40 am #11
"and if you jerk 'em both towards your face....."
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HOGSWEAT

August 17, 2009, 03:02:05 am #12
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
Check it...



"How many smoke draws are we going to run today kids?  That's right, 10!"

"Heyyyy" in a really feminine afflection/tone.

"Hey #1, check out this air-punch, it is just as special as our seniors, I promise!"

"Yes honey, I worked out today...", motioning to his wife/news anchorwoman friend in the stands.

"Which fingers do I use for the shocker boys?  That's what we sure hootin' dad gum boy howdy are about to do to Texas Tech.  I'm cool, right?"

That's all I can come up with for now...

Look maw! No golden handcuffs!
 

usnavyhogfan

August 17, 2009, 06:03:58 am #13
who farted?
The dream is free, the journey is not.

LeArrEssSea

August 17, 2009, 08:40:14 am #14
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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"We're about to beat 7th ranked TX Tech in the Cotton Bowl."

Cementhog

August 17, 2009, 05:46:16 pm #15
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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If you keep your fingers clinched like this they can't tell if you have chewed off all your fingernails or not.
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Class of 86

Burt B.

August 17, 2009, 07:08:39 pm #16
Quote from: Cementhog on August 17, 2009, 05:46:16 pm
If you keep your fingers clinched like this they can't tell if you have chewed off all your fingernails or not.

haha

O'Squeal

August 19, 2009, 12:22:04 pm #17
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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I just Hotty Toddy in my underpants.......

Opinions are like a$$holes...everyone has one and they all stink.

Hawgndaaz

August 19, 2009, 01:01:16 pm #18
Quote from: KC_Hawg on August 17, 2009, 02:00:21 am
Star of third quarter against Arkansas, 2009 . . .

Okay third string, your turn.

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DeltaBoy

August 19, 2009, 02:34:09 pm #19
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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I'm going to knock Lanny Beavers out with my jab and smokedraw punch!
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

stronguard

August 19, 2009, 03:03:07 pm #20
Quote from: DeltaBoy on August 19, 2009, 02:34:09 pm

Look guys!  I made hand puppets with the dry erase markers!

or

Just look at these awesome handeroffers on the end of my arms!
If you don't know, now you know.

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Burt B.

August 19, 2009, 07:58:56 pm #21
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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If anyone says anything bad about us, I'll send rebelbruiser to knock his @$$ out!

hoggystyle78

August 19, 2009, 08:19:46 pm #22
"I grabbed ole Frank's butt cheeks like this, and spreaded em WIIIIDE!, gotta get the whole head up in there real good, gotta be able to tell what he had for dinner last night." "We had a "special" relationship guys, that's for sure."

ozarkshogfan

August 20, 2009, 10:08:37 pm #23
"Hey, guess what hand my play book is in"  ???
 

FaytownHog

August 20, 2009, 11:05:01 pm #24
Quote from: Drewhog on August 17, 2009, 12:34:38 am
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who's got two thumbs and is in way over his head in the SEC......THIS GUY!

PorkSoda

August 27, 2009, 05:34:08 pm #25
If someone paid me a cool 3 mil to leave, I'd be dancing too.
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ― Edgar Allan Poe
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Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.

HawgPilot

August 27, 2009, 08:14:03 pm #26
Seriously, why does every photo taken of TCTWF make him look like an idiot ???

ozarkshogfan

August 30, 2009, 01:17:09 pm #27
Quote from: HawgPilot on August 27, 2009, 08:14:03 pm
Seriously, why does every photo taken of TCTWF make him look like an idiot ???
Because he is!

SteveInArk

September 03, 2009, 06:49:08 pm #28


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