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A Little Levity
« on: January 12, 2009, 07:45:40 pm »

Who's there?

Owen...

Owen who?

Owen Five


« Last Edit: January 30, 2015, 07:27:59 pm by DEVICEHIGH »
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 09:01:47 pm »

Ouch.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 09:06:34 pm »

Isn't he cousins with Owen Nine from Ohio?
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 09:11:07 pm »

Lmao!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 09:16:05 pm »

LMAO!  That is freaking funny!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 09:25:58 pm »

haha nice!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 11:57:24 pm »

He probably googles his name 10 times a day to see what the world thinks about him...
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 12:01:41 am »

HAHA. Good one!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 12:31:05 am »

I especially like the pic with the eggs coming out of, well, you know.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 01:09:34 am »

lol good one man
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 09:49:10 am »

Don't call him Big Game Bob for nothing.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 11:24:09 am »

+1
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 08:00:11 pm »

+1
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2010, 08:24:33 pm »

+1
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 08:25:35 pm »

+1
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2010, 07:51:00 pm »

good stuff +1
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A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2010, 12:59:27 pm »

1. What does the average Ole Miss player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool

2. What do you get when you put 16 Miss State Cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

3. How do you get a Auburn cheerleader in your room?
A: Grease her hips and push real hard.

4. How do you get a former Georgia player and graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

5. How do you know if an Alabama player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit running down BOTH sides of his truck.

6. What does Kentucky football have in common with Possums?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7. What are the longest three years of an LSU players life?
A: His Freshman year.

8. How many Florida Freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a Sophomore course.

9. When O.J. was being chased in his white Chevy Blazer, where was he headed?
A: Vanderbilt...he knew no one would ever think of finding a Heisman winner there.

10. How do you keep a S. Carolina football player out of your front yard?
A: Erect a goal post.

11. Why did Tennessee choose orange for their team colors?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash alongside the road on Monday.

Feel free to come up with your own little comparisons. A little humor is a good thing.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2010, 01:45:31 pm »



3. How do you get a Auburn cheerleader in your room?
A: Grease her hips the door jam, and push real hard throw a twinkie on the bed and she'll get herself in.




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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2010, 03:19:14 pm »

Q:  Why was Jesus born in Bethelhem and not Starkville?

A:  They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2010, 03:48:32 pm »

Q: Why weren't the police called when an Alabama middle school teacher struck her student?

A: In Alabama, the police don't interfere in marital disputes.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2010, 03:52:15 pm »

OK, I just spit up on my keyboard. When I clean that up, I'll move on to #2. :)
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2010, 05:11:19 pm »

OK, I just spit up on my keyboard. When I clean that up, I'll move on to #2. :)

Glad you liked it.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2010, 07:14:50 pm »

Glad you liked it.

...and forwarded it on to my brother, and closest Razorback friend...
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2010, 11:21:34 pm »

1. What does Auburn call a Christmas Eve game against Arkansas State?

A: The Nightmare Before Christmas

2. What do you get Houston Nutt for his birthday?

A: Unlimited texting

3. Les Miles and Houston Nutt walk into a bar.... What do you have?

A: Two jokes in one!

4. What does Florida call a victory over Arkansas?

A: A business expense.

5. What does a ref call it?

A: A new boat


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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2010, 11:55:52 pm »

I suck at this joke stuff. I won't quit my night job.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2010, 01:50:09 am »

Q. What does HDN and a a maxipad have in common?

A1. They are both great at hiding the bleeding.

A2. Everything.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2010, 01:54:44 am »

Q: You know how they know that the toothbrush was invented in Tiger Stadium at LSU?

A: In any other place it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2010, 05:20:03 am »

What's the difference between a Bama cheerleader and a catfish?
One's slimy, has whiskers, and smells.  The other's a fish.

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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2010, 09:45:18 am »

What kind of battery does it take to shock Houston Nutt?


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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2010, 09:57:19 am »

Great job guys. I think the cheerleader/catfish is my favorite! hahaha
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2010, 12:00:42 pm »

Did you hear that Ole Miss is going to hire Heidi Fleiss to replace Houston Nutt?

They figure she'll blow a few, but she won't choke on the big one.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2010, 09:37:03 pm »

Guy's driving in rural Alabama, when he sees a farm. On this farm he sees an outhouse, which is a bit normal now a days, but the chimney with smoke coming out of it really intrigued him. So he pulled over and saw the farmer on his tractor. Once the tractor came around to him, the driver asked about the outhouse.

"oh, I rented it out to an Alabama student. He needed some cheap housing"

Satisfied, the drive went on his merry way. The next week, as he drove by the farm again, he noticed a second chimney on the outhouse. He stopped and asked the farmer about the chimney.

"oh that Bama kids smart. He sublet the lower level to an Auburn student to help pay the rent"

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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2010, 10:12:38 pm »

Here's a funny joke...

What does Houston Nutt do for a living?
A: Run a division 1 SEC football program!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2010, 10:18:09 pm »

Check my avatar.....that's all I got.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2010, 10:18:40 pm »

What kind of battery does it take to shock Houston Nutt?


1 AA

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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2010, 10:20:19 pm »

Here's a funny joke...

What does Houston Nutt do for a living?
A: Run a division 1 SEC football program!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Too unbelievable to be funny.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2010, 10:47:05 pm »

OJ was in a White Ford Bronco. Idk if u threw that in there to see who was paying attention. Not being a smart axx
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2010, 04:38:44 am »

What do you call an Ole Miss player using a laptop?


Thief.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:13 am »

Why do the Ole Miss coaches go to a Vet instead of a Doctor?
Because Vets are used to dealing with Horsesh*t
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2010, 10:10:27 am »

What do you call guys that make the fat lady sing?
Auburn Lock
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2010, 01:10:35 pm »

How many batteries does it take to shock Ole Miss?

1AA
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« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2010, 07:21:19 am »

You guys may have already seen this, but for those who havn't, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLZHHaRZ0mA
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2010, 05:52:33 pm »

You guys may have already seen this, but for those who havn't, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLZHHaRZ0mA

It was new to me, so thanks.  ;)
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2011, 11:32:58 pm »

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2011, 06:53:50 pm »

When I hear "Roll Tide", this always comes to mind:

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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2011, 07:12:03 pm »

driving through mississippi and into alabama i kept seeing women with signs saying 'i'm a virgin will do anything for sex' finally deep in bama i stopped a guy wearing a bama hat and asked him what was going on with all these women. he just gave me a strange look and said ' heck with all these sheep who needs em'
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2011, 02:06:09 pm »

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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2011, 08:04:56 pm »

driving through mississippi and into alabama i kept seeing women with signs saying 'i'm a virgin will do anything for sex' finally deep in bama i stopped a guy wearing a bama hat and asked him what was going on with all these women. he just gave me a strange look and said ' heck with all these sheep who needs em'
Classic and true, just simply classic!!
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Re: A Little Levity at the Expense of Our SEC Brethren
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2011, 12:33:39 pm »

Chizik:  "We look forward to having Gus stay with us through the bowl game
and hope to send him out with a victory."

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