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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #600 on: September 21, 2017, 06:54:37 pm »

An aggie, an ol'boy from Oklahoma and an ol' boy from a Arkansas are wandering lost in the desert. One of them finds a magic lamp buried in the sand. The boy from okla rubs it and a Genie pops out. The genie says ya'll have 3 wishes. The boy from Oklahoma says I wish I were the wealthiest man on earth and away from here. Wish granted. The ol' boy from arkansas said I wish I were somewhere with 100 of the most beautiful women in the world.  Wish granted. The aggie said I'm lonely I wish those guys hadn't left. Wish granted.
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #601 on: September 21, 2017, 07:16:34 pm »

An aggie, an okie and an arky go into a diner for breakfast. The waitress asks what they would like. The arky says "How about some sugar, sugar ". The waitress giggles. The okie says"How about some pudding, puddin' ". The waitress giggles. The aggie watches what they're doing and thinks fast and says "I want some bacon, pig".
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #602 on: September 21, 2017, 07:28:07 pm »

What do you get when you put 32 aggies in the same room?




A full set of teeth.
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #603 on: September 21, 2017, 07:29:34 pm »

What do you get when you put 32 aggies in the same room?




A full set of teeth.

A collective IQ of 16.
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #604 on: September 21, 2017, 07:39:28 pm »

A collective IQ of 16.

Lol! Thats generous
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #605 on: September 21, 2017, 08:48:10 pm »

Aggie told his buddy "I'm gonna quit drinking.  Last night was the last straw, I came home and blew chunks."

Buddy said "So what?  I've done that countless times."

Aggie said "No you don't understand, chunks is MY DOG."

Hey, old buddy! Good to see you still have a sense of humor.
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #606 on: September 21, 2017, 08:55:22 pm »

The A&M grad got a job working for the Dallas police department.

The first day on his beat he found a pig wandering around Deep Ellum.

Having not covered what to do with random farm animals in police school, the aggie called his supervisor and said, "I found this pig wandering around Deep Ellum, what should I do with him?"

The supervisor rolled his eyes, sighed, and said, "ah, hell, take him to the Dallas zoo" thinking that would solve the problem and get the aggie back on his beat quickly.

The next day, the supervisor is walking through the squad room when he sees the aggie. Seated next tot he aggie is the pig.

The supervisor said, "Aggie, I thought I told you to take that pig to the Dallas zoo?"

The aggie replied, "Oh, I did. We had so much fun we are going to the Rangers game tonight."
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #607 on: September 21, 2017, 09:33:28 pm »

Win or lose, at least we aren't this



Nearly as bad as the quarterback from Tennessee, his name is escapes me now, wore those little bikini drawers with his buddies posing on the dock. Too funny.....
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #608 on: September 21, 2017, 09:44:43 pm »

How do you get a one armed Aggie out of a tree?

Waive at him!
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #609 on: September 21, 2017, 09:57:55 pm »

Win or lose, at least we aren't this



The more I look at this the more I'm convinced it actually is Sam Bradford.
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #610 on: September 22, 2017, 07:31:17 am »

right now we are the joke

Lighten up dude!
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Re: Aggie Jokes
« Reply #611 on: September 22, 2017, 07:45:46 am »

Why doesn't aTM teach driver's ed and sex ed in the same semester?

The mule gets too tired.
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