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RB Sports Discussion => Monday Morning Quarterback => Topic started by: #1Fan on November 09, 2017, 03:31:39 pm

Title: It's a microwave world
Post by: #1Fan on November 09, 2017, 03:31:39 pm
"I get it. It's a microwave world," he said. "Everybody wants things now."

He really doesn't get it.

http://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2017/11/09/arkansas-coach-struggling-match-times-wisconsin-lafayette-qb-kelley-may-play-lsu/848476001/
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: hoghearted on November 09, 2017, 03:34:02 pm
So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: The Hawg Marshal on November 09, 2017, 04:07:31 pm
So close.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Ex-Trumpet on November 09, 2017, 04:08:20 pm
Really large potatoes take a lot longer to cook before they explode.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: 10thPlanet on November 09, 2017, 04:10:35 pm
Popcorn! Sorry.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: _Hamlet_ on November 09, 2017, 04:15:46 pm
Total defense, 422 yards a game. That is hot.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 09, 2017, 04:18:30 pm
I'm hungry
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Ex-Trumpet on November 09, 2017, 04:20:15 pm
Proper use of a microwave.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XZidrMVAZoQ/TxOYdBzXqmI/AAAAAAAAAhI/PdhvI1RMvZ4/s1600/IMG_1881.jpg)
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: SooieGeneris on November 09, 2017, 04:37:46 pm
The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Dwight_K_Shrute on November 09, 2017, 04:40:53 pm
When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: farmhawg on November 09, 2017, 04:48:07 pm
The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
I donít have to wonder about the look on his face.....
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Bacons Rebellion on November 09, 2017, 04:52:23 pm
When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Maybe this explains some of our clock management issues.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Grag T on November 09, 2017, 07:32:29 pm
Not at all surprising that he would use an analogy with food
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: greasy_corner on November 09, 2017, 08:47:01 pm
So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.

Cochon De Lait....he'll see it this Saturday.  A full on ass whopping.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 09, 2017, 08:49:40 pm
Beep...beep..
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on November 09, 2017, 08:50:19 pm
When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Then said hot pocket is hot enough to melt lead around the edges and still ice age frozen enough in the middle to preserve a mammoth.

I did though come up with the idea for the Frito Pie hot pocket so thatís a plus for hot pockets....
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: hawgon on November 09, 2017, 08:51:36 pm
Sounds like his microwave works about as well as everything else he tries.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 09, 2017, 09:02:59 pm
It's a toaster oven world
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: 31to6 on November 09, 2017, 09:54:51 pm
"I get it. It's a microwave world," he said. "Everybody wants things now."

He really doesn't get it.

http://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2017/11/09/arkansas-coach-struggling-match-times-wisconsin-lafayette-qb-kelley-may-play-lsu/848476001/
I am pretty fed up with his "outside world" talk.

Look, A-hole, the support of the "outside world" is the ONLY reason you get paid millions to coach a bunch of guys playing a game.

The
Only
Reason
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 10, 2017, 08:54:07 am
My stomach is growling...

Do you think CBB has a microwave next to his desk?
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: farmhawg on November 10, 2017, 08:55:45 am
Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonaldís cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 10, 2017, 08:59:56 am
Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonaldís cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.

If's its those dollar cheeseburgers...that chute better drop 10 at a time
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: farmhawg on November 10, 2017, 09:02:20 am
Thatís why heís been pissy at the press.....
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: theFlyingHog on November 10, 2017, 09:04:52 am
Thatís why heís been pissy at the press.....
I figured he stubbed his toe on the podium in his flip flops
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: farmhawg on November 10, 2017, 09:06:36 am
He canít feel his toes, too much pressure.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: hawgon on November 10, 2017, 09:34:54 am
I figured it was because his eyes appear to be fattening shut.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: DeltaBoy on November 10, 2017, 09:40:20 am
He is Toast.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: PorkRinds on November 10, 2017, 10:00:40 am
He is Toast.

Nah. Heís the whole loaf!
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: twistitup on November 10, 2017, 10:08:58 am
Flip flops. Pork rinds, microwave, a Snuggie, rich....dude's got the life
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: SDZ_Hog on November 10, 2017, 10:15:16 am
4.4 million reasons why it is a microwave world.  Come on down to 2million if you want a crockpot world.
Title: Re: It's a microwave world
Post by: BearsBisonsBoars on November 10, 2017, 10:34:42 am
No. We've received a microwave product on a bbq timetable.