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Title: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 05, 2017, 07:03:46 pm
I'll go ahead and admit I've been 50/50 so far this year but I was eerily accurate when predicting the score in last week's weather/prediction thread. 

Looks like rain and possibly thunderstorms Saturday afternoon in Columbia.  I don't think anyone could deny we've played some good football in wet conditions under CBB.  I believe that our running game will be all we need to take care of business on Saturday.  South Carolina will struggle trying to throw in this monsoon so look for a turnover or two and a freak play or two involving special teams.  Also look for a touchdown or big run back on a fumble or interception by our defense.  Mid afternoon games are our specialty and this is going to give us some confidence and momentum for the rest of the season. 

Make sure to set your dvr's to record the show after the game because a weather delay is likely. 

Hogs win of course 35 to 17. 
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: PonderinHog on October 05, 2017, 07:05:32 pm
Great!  'Cause I was worried.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 05, 2017, 07:08:07 pm
Great!  'Cause I was worried.

A guy like you probably gets a lot of invites to the alma sonic I'd bet.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on October 05, 2017, 07:16:26 pm
I'll go ahead and admit I've been 50/50 so far this year but I was eerily accurate when predicting the score in last week's weather/prediction thread. 

Looks like rain and possibly thunderstorms Saturday afternoon in Columbia.  I don't think anyone could deny we've played some good football in wet conditions under CBB.  I believe that our running game will be all we need to take care of business on Saturday.  South Carolina will struggle trying to throw in this monsoon so look for a turnover or two and a freak play or two involving special teams.  Also look for a touchdown or big run back on a fumble or interception by our defense.  Mid afternoon games are our specialty and this is going to give us some confidence and momentum for the rest of the season. 

Make sure to set your dvr's to record the show after the game because a weather delay is likely. 

Hogs win of course 35 to 17. 


Solid breakdown by Pillowhead as usual. If my math is right, the Hogs win 72% of the time that Pillowhead's weather breakdowns are at least 50/50. Clearly another insight that favors the Hogs.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: phadedhawg on October 05, 2017, 07:17:28 pm
A guy like you probably gets a lot of invites to the alma sonic I'd bet.

*snort*
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Arky on October 05, 2017, 08:19:49 pm
Solid breakdown by Pillowhead as usual. If my math is right, the Hogs win 72% of the time that Pillowhead's weather breakdowns are at least 50/50. Clearly another insight that favors the Hogs.
pillow is the man......or woman...b
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 05, 2017, 09:18:07 pm
pillow is the man......or woman...b

I wish the mods would change my name to Sluggo Jackson.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: The Hawg Marshal on October 05, 2017, 09:21:46 pm
Solid breakdown by Pillowhead as usual. If my math is right, the Hogs win 72% of the time that Pillowhead's weather breakdowns are at least 50/50. Clearly another insight that favors the Hogs.
60% of the time it works every time.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Polecat on October 05, 2017, 10:49:59 pm
the players are still pissed from the A&M loss. Carlos Hall will make the trip and inspire the boys before sharing a Black n Mild with Sterling Sharpe.
All things point to Hog victory
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: PORKULATOR on October 05, 2017, 11:15:51 pm
One of these days I'm gonna beat you to it and post, "mid day start time, alcoholic fan bases and sweltering jock straps favor the hogs
Then just post Bo and Finnebaum overlapping each other
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 06, 2017, 09:00:27 am
Sorry boys

We are going to be eating macaroni and hot dogs after this one

On our way to 8-4

CBB is going to be using his impressive lobster connections to have 120 lobsters for Sunday dinner in Fayetteville....gonna be just like Sunday on the farm...in Nantucket.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Grag T on October 06, 2017, 09:24:15 am
I had spent many weeks trying to create a foolproof algorithm using rainy weather + lobster to try to determine college football wins but Pillowhead clearly beat me to it.  I suppose it's for the best, I was just finding more problems than answers so I'm just thankful we have Mr. Jackson here to do the work that only he can do  8)
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 06, 2017, 09:27:06 am
I had spent many weeks trying to create a foolproof algorithm using rainy weather + lobster to try to determine college football wins but Pillowhead clearly beat me to it.  I suppose it's for the best, I was just finding more problems than answers so I'm just thankful we have Mr. Jackson here to do the work that only he can do  8)

The forecast is looking worse by the minute....a veritable monsoon on Saturday.  I wonder what CBB will wear to keep himself dry?
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Dwight_K_Shrute on October 06, 2017, 09:31:58 am
The forecast is looking worse by the minute....a veritable monsoon on Saturday.  I wonder what CBB will wear to keep himself dry?

Nike branded tarpaulin with a forward facing hog.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 06, 2017, 03:59:35 pm
Quite a bit of talk on Bo's afternoon show's message board about jelly sandwiches.  Quite a bit.  Now that the media is getting mixed up in this we might finally get some answers about exactly what magical physiological transformation is going on with our players and probably coaches too at halftime in our locker room.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: PonderinHog on October 06, 2017, 04:00:47 pm
Nike branded tarpaulin with a forward facing hog.
That sounds hideous!
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Potosihog on October 06, 2017, 04:03:52 pm
I'm telling you guys, it's not the weather or the start time.  It is the windbreaker.  If you don't believe me just look back to last week's post.

Pillowhead is a fine prognosticator.  But he gets tunnel vision in the eye of the storm.  And though a storm is blowing in from the gulf, the massive front facing hog on the front of that windbreaker will scare those cocks straight back into the locker room.

Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 06, 2017, 04:07:52 pm
I'll go ahead and admit I've been 50/50 so far this year but I was eerily accurate when predicting the score in last week's weather/prediction thread. 

Looks like rain and possibly thunderstorms Saturday afternoon in Columbia.  I don't think anyone could deny we've played some good football in wet conditions under CBB.  I believe that our running game will be all we need to take care of business on Saturday.  South Carolina will struggle trying to throw in this monsoon so look for a turnover or two and a freak play or two involving special teams.  Also look for a touchdown or big run back on a fumble or interception by our defense.  Mid afternoon games are our specialty and this is going to give us some confidence and momentum for the rest of the season. 

Make sure to set your dvr's to record the show after the game because a weather delay is likely. 

Hogs win of course 35 to 17.
Well if you say so. Whew, for a few minutes I was worried about the whole outcome; however, since you're "crunched the numbers", entered the algorithms, put all this relevant information in your handy, dandy computer I will bet the farm.........unfortunately that means it will be on the Gamecocks.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: KlubhouseKonnected on October 06, 2017, 04:09:37 pm
Course it do
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: HogPharmer on October 06, 2017, 04:09:39 pm
This thread is very disrespectful to CBB

No mention of food of any kind, an obvious swipe at Bret by the OP. “Underhanded “? Yeah I don’t think so

Just sad

Well... someone did mention the Alma Sonic....
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: HogPharmer on October 06, 2017, 04:13:08 pm
well lookie here - the return of the smartass

I've always been here... lurking in the shadows....
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 06, 2017, 04:26:01 pm
pillow is the man......or woman...b
Are you honestly sure it's either ??? ::) :-X
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: jgphillips3 on October 06, 2017, 04:37:13 pm
Are you honestly sure it's either ??? ::) :-X

Exactly, there are what...83 genders now?
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 06, 2017, 04:58:08 pm
Pillowweed (Sloggo) getting featured by Mike Irwin on a KNWA story last spring went straight to his head. Trust me, we had to hear ALL ABOUT IT at a family picnic this past summer. The only storm he's ever seen was a large lightning storm in Kansas City once (something else we have to hear about at family functions as well, EVERY summer), and he swears it was the greatest fight against nature that mankind has ever endured.

Please don't encourage him.

Of all people to quote. 
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: HogPharmer on October 06, 2017, 05:01:59 pm
Pillowweed (Sloggo) getting featured by Mike Irwin on a KNWA story last spring went straight to his head. Trust me, we had to hear ALL ABOUT IT at a family picnic this past summer. The only storm he's ever seen was a large lightning storm in Kansas City once (something else we have to hear about at family functions as well, EVERY summer), and he swears it was the greatest fight against nature that mankind has ever endured.

Please don't encourage him.

Just imagine if it had been a Robert Shields piece...

Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 06, 2017, 05:05:54 pm
Just imagine if it had been a Robert Shields piece...
Oh no, not THAT!!!!! >:( :o :'(
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Poker_hog on October 06, 2017, 05:08:16 pm
I'll go ahead and admit I've been 50/50 so far this year but I was eerily accurate when predicting the score in last week's weather/prediction thread. 

Looks like rain and possibly thunderstorms Saturday afternoon in Columbia.  I don't think anyone could deny we've played some good football in wet conditions under CBB.  I believe that our running game will be all we need to take care of business on Saturday.  South Carolina will struggle trying to throw in this monsoon so look for a turnover or two and a freak play or two involving special teams.  Also look for a touchdown or big run back on a fumble or interception by our defense.  Mid afternoon games are our specialty and this is going to give us some confidence and momentum for the rest of the season. 

Make sure to set your dvr's to record the show after the game because a weather delay is likely. 

Hogs win of course 35 to 17. 


So you're saying cold wet weather is bad for the cocks?
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: HogPharmer on October 06, 2017, 05:10:12 pm
So you're saying cold wet weather is bad for the cocks?

Better wear a raincoat
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: OneTuskOverTheLine™ on October 06, 2017, 05:19:07 pm
I had spent many weeks trying to create a foolproof algorithm using rainy weather + lobster to try to determine college football wins but Pillowhead clearly beat me to it.  I suppose it's for the best, I was just finding more problems than answers so I'm just thankful we have Mr. Jackson here to do the work that only he can do  8)

 Pillow head is "actually" not ready to come out as female yet... Therefor {!} is the symbol PJ will be using. It's neither male, female, or even human. That symbol will represent the Dumas originally known as Pillwater Jaqueline...
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 06, 2017, 06:31:05 pm
So you're saying cold wet weather is bad for the cocks?
I would guess only if it makes 'em shrink up if it get too cold. ;) ;) :) 8)
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Porkette on October 06, 2017, 08:12:59 pm
 I've started to look forward to these posts every week  :D
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: LZH on October 06, 2017, 08:18:58 pm
We could be playing in the Mohave desert or in hurricane Irma and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. What are you guys going to keep reaching for to justify fat boy's record?
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 06, 2017, 11:28:06 pm
We could be playing in the Mohave desert or in hurricane Irma and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. What are you guys going to keep reaching for to justify fat boy's record?
Come on Alice, lighten the frig up.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Großer Kriegschwein on October 07, 2017, 03:30:12 am
Nike branded tarpaulin with a forward facing hog.

Bruh.

That was frickin funny.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on October 07, 2017, 08:30:24 am
Quite a bit of talk on Bo's afternoon show's message board about jelly sandwiches.  Quite a bit.  Now that the media is getting mixed up in this we might finally get some answers about exactly what magical physiological transformation is going on with our players and probably coaches too at halftime in our locker room.

Good to know. Hope there is continued exposure around what we are doing during halftime. I don’t care if it comes via some grainy, convenience store-like security camera feed, but someone needs to confirm what it is we’re doing. I don’t know if any of the local media have the fortitude for such a story. Need someone that’s not afraid to stir the pot. Not afraid to get his hands dirty, too. And, someone not afraid and able to blend in with the surroundings. This seems like a job for pondwater jack....
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: texas tush hog on October 07, 2017, 10:03:15 am
This thread is very disrespectful to CBB

No mention of food of any kind, an obvious swipe at Bret by the OP. “Underhanded “? Yeah I don’t think so

Just sad

Respect is earned not given. Ask the Marines.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 07, 2017, 10:12:14 am
Respect is earned not given. Ask the Marines.
Wow, really :o ??? I'm sure this is the absolute first time any of us have heard such. Thanks for your supreme wisdom.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 07, 2017, 10:27:14 am
what if I were in the Delaware Air National Guard? Would I be able to give opinions then?
Apparently not. Obviously that privilege is relegated to the "Few, the Proud, the Marines".
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 07, 2017, 10:32:19 am
they wouldn't allow me in  >:(
Who, the Marines ???
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on October 07, 2017, 11:11:31 am
Respect is earned not given. Ask the Marines.

I was a lifeguard one summer in Union County. Does that have any merit? How bout the North Dakota Coast Guard? I was part of that too.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on October 07, 2017, 11:24:13 am

the French Foreign Legion
Well I can understand why you wouldn't qualify to earn respect. Most of you guys are heavy drinkers and gamblers.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Hogarusa on October 07, 2017, 11:29:38 am
All weather and times favors the Hogs. Stats dont lie
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 07, 2017, 03:00:05 pm
A driving rainstorm, just as I predicted, helps our chances. 

On another note the kicker for LSU looks like he could start at linebacker.  My only fear is this game is going to be determined by special teams execution or lack thereof. 

Main two things I've heard from all the gas bags on tv and the radio is that their quarterback is a coach's son and we don't want to kick a field goal if we can possibly avoid it.  Seems like everyone just keeps repeating those two things.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: From Tusk Till Dawn on October 07, 2017, 03:03:44 pm
The announcers said its hot but looks dry so we'll see
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on October 07, 2017, 05:26:00 pm
The announcers said its hot but looks dry so we'll see

Fake news. Announcers were at the wrong game. It’s pouring in Columbia.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Skandar Jackson on October 07, 2017, 05:39:47 pm
I'll go ahead and admit I've been 50/50 so far this year but I was eerily accurate when predicting the score in last week's weather/prediction thread. 

Looks like rain and possibly thunderstorms Saturday afternoon in Columbia.  I don't think anyone could deny we've played some good football in wet conditions under CBB.  I believe that our running game will be all we need to take care of business on Saturday.  South Carolina will struggle trying to throw in this monsoon so look for a turnover or two and a freak play or two involving special teams.  Also look for a touchdown or big run back on a fumble or interception by our defense.  Mid afternoon games are our specialty and this is going to give us some confidence and momentum for the rest of the season. 

Make sure to set your dvr's to record the show after the game because a weather delay is likely. 

Hogs win of course 35 to 17.

I was right as usual. Just had the teams mixed up.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Darrell Royal's Floating Flaming Fulminating Spectral Head on October 07, 2017, 05:41:20 pm
I was right as usual. Just had the teams mixed up.

I think your analysis was spot on. Team did not cooperate.
Title: Re: Rainy weather and mid afternoon start time favors Hogs
Post by: Ex-Trumpet on October 07, 2017, 05:44:54 pm
Is it raining yet?