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Coach Bielema

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Randy Beaver

January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.

Hayden1865

January 08, 2018, 03:05:50 pm #1
Bielema jogging?
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dethnode

January 08, 2018, 03:07:04 pm #2
Troll,
Bielema doesn't jog...

Pigsknuckles

January 08, 2018, 03:07:57 pm #3
4 Miles?
"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

smb

January 08, 2018, 03:08:12 pm #4
Pictures or it didn't happen?
GeorgiaHOG

Ray_Finkle

January 08, 2018, 03:08:28 pm #5
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.

that you coach B?

Lanlord

January 08, 2018, 03:08:37 pm #6

STLhawg

January 08, 2018, 03:09:46 pm #7
Quote from: dethnode on January 08, 2018, 03:07:04 pm
Troll,
Bielema doesn't jog...
I would tend to agree with you. 

Mo_Better_Hogs

January 08, 2018, 03:12:35 pm #8
Maybe it's a little late this year for Bielema. Unless it's one of those vague positions like offensive film coordinator or something.

hogcards

January 08, 2018, 03:18:03 pm #9
Quote from: Hayden1865 on January 08, 2018, 03:05:50 pm
Bielema jogging?

He can't walk and chew gum at the same time.  If he attempted to run, the sheer weight from his girth would buckle his legs.

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247Hog

January 08, 2018, 03:25:47 pm #10
Quote from: hogcards on January 08, 2018, 03:18:03 pm
He can't walk and chew gum at the same time.  If he attempted to run, the sheer weight from his girth would buckle his legs.



I'm probably in the minority here but i, for one of the few times ever, felt sorry for Bret in that gif.
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farmhawg

January 08, 2018, 03:26:01 pm #11
Troll.
From theflyinghog

Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

(notOM)Rebel123

January 08, 2018, 03:29:46 pm #12
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile yard run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.

FIFY
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sowmonella

January 08, 2018, 03:30:56 pm #13
Trolling from his first post.
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hogs7199

January 08, 2018, 03:31:46 pm #14
4 miles... He didn't jog 4 miles total the entire time he was coach here.

Redhogs

January 08, 2018, 03:34:35 pm #15
Quote from: hogs7199 on January 08, 2018, 03:31:46 pm
4 miles... He didn't jog 4 miles total the entire time he was coach here.
In his entire life...fixed that for ya.. ::) ::)
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Grizzlyfan

January 08, 2018, 03:42:10 pm #16
Has Bret been invited back for the Coaches roundtable during tonights championship game?

SemperHawg

January 08, 2018, 03:45:04 pm #17
He wasn't terrible on Pardon My Take today... kept it pretty subdued.

It's really funny when coaches go on PMT, those dudes use all kinds of profanity and swing from the hip on a bunch of stuff and you can tell the coaches don't know how to handle it, but they have to go on when invited because of the popularity and the reach it gives them.

AirWarren

January 08, 2018, 03:56:51 pm #18
Quote from: 247Hog on January 08, 2018, 03:25:47 pm
I'm probably in the minority here but i, for one of the few times ever, felt sorry for Bret in that gif.


Yeah. That had to of sucked.

RaisinHog

January 08, 2018, 03:57:20 pm #19
4 miles geeze I couldn't do 4 miles if you held a gun to my head

Tyro3

January 08, 2018, 03:58:53 pm #20
Okay with that post, I am beginning to think maybe Rand Beaver may just be a horny rat.

HogFansReunited

January 08, 2018, 03:59:39 pm #21
Quote from: AP85 on January 08, 2018, 03:56:51 pm

Yeah. That had to of sucked.

I know I would have been embarrassed as heck.  Thankfully I don't have cameras on me all day.
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12247

January 08, 2018, 03:59:57 pm #22
I am not a Bielema fan but seeing him go down did not make me happy.  Anyone can stumble and fall.  Done it myself several times.  Don't know when that happened but I sincerely hope he wasn't injured.

hogcards

January 08, 2018, 04:13:00 pm #23
Quote from: 12247 on January 08, 2018, 03:59:57 pm
I am not a Bielema fan but seeing him go down did not make me happy.  Anyone can stumble and fall.  Done it myself several times.  Don't know when that happened but I sincerely hope he wasn't injured.

Oh I'm sure he's fallen a lot.
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HF#1

January 08, 2018, 04:18:44 pm #24
Must have been when we had those earthquakes...
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Hog N Bama

January 08, 2018, 04:36:05 pm #25
It was a sign of what was ahead, literally

WaltonCollege

January 08, 2018, 04:36:45 pm #26
Quote from: hogcards on January 08, 2018, 03:18:03 pm
He can't walk and chew gum at the same time.  If he attempted to run, the sheer weight from his girth would buckle his legs.



This epitomizes bielema teams after halftime

rude1

January 08, 2018, 04:49:15 pm #27
Trash can please. Fat Man jogging 4 miles? Obviously lying to stir the pot!!!!!

The OTR

January 08, 2018, 04:50:06 pm #28
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.

I must say that you finding Coach B running was a rare find indeed.  Next time anyone here needs to find a needle in a haystack I'd say Randy is your man. He sees and finds stuff most of us would never find.

rogersvillemohog

January 08, 2018, 04:52:57 pm #29
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Coach Bielema

Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.

Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
after his 4 mile run.

You met a crack head running away from the cops in Wilson Park, not Bielema.
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Fan1958

January 08, 2018, 04:56:34 pm #30
Mods might wanna police the user names a bit closer.
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hawgmasta

January 08, 2018, 04:58:56 pm #31
I always appreciate a first time poster who be trolling. You'll fit in perfectly here. .

hogcards

January 08, 2018, 05:04:07 pm #32
Quote from: Fan1958 on January 08, 2018, 04:56:34 pm
Mods might wanna police the user names a bit closer.

Lol

I just noticed that.
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"Racist -- a person who wins an argument with a liberal."~Rush Limbaugh

#lgb
#mediaistheenemy
#stoleninarizona

Jimbob111

January 08, 2018, 06:06:19 pm #33
I don't know which was the better troll:  The obvious Bielema jogging, the hyperbolic 4 miles, or the coup de grace..."good coach".
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Am I the only one that misses the old, interesting game threads?

HeathWimp

January 08, 2018, 06:07:10 pm #34
Post of the year so far.

I'm sure Bert gets a good workout counting all that cold hard cash he "earned" in his buyout.
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Dirty

January 08, 2018, 06:21:20 pm #35
🏃 four miles to a 🍕 place!

longtimeHogfan

January 08, 2018, 06:26:56 pm #36
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.

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Chestodrawers

January 08, 2018, 06:29:04 pm #37
Quote from: Randy Beaver on January 08, 2018, 03:04:24 pm
Has Coach Bielema been rumored to be coaching anywhere next season, NCAA or NFL?  Met him one time when we were both jogging at Wilson Park in Fayetteville.  Great guy.  Nice enough to stop and talk Razorback football with me for a few minutes after his 4 mile run.  Really hope he catches on somewhere.  Good coach.
Why would he ever need to work again?

Wild Bill Hog

January 08, 2018, 06:29:52 pm #38
Quote from: Jimbob111 on January 08, 2018, 06:06:19 pm
I don't know which was the better troll:  The obvious Bielema jogging, the hyperbolic 4 miles, or the coup de grace..."good coach".

He posted a thread earlier wanting to know if there was an active ASU  forum.  Obviously a troll.

(notOM)Rebel123

January 08, 2018, 08:55:10 pm #39
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