There's only one explanation

[The OTR]

For this first half. 

The team found a bunch of leftover jelly sandwiches from football season in Tupperware containers in a old fridge in the Broiled center.

I hope they don't find any more at halftime. 

[navyhog24]

They've been coming out flat for the last few games. This isn't new. It's really sad that this is the new normality/habit. MA better do some soul searching and have an intervention with this team before it's too late.