The Truth About the Gus Fuss

[hoggin das]

This just in conspiracy Nutts: A well-placed source has confirmed that Markuson, Herring and Shibest have secretly hired a team of Nutt-hugging mechanical engineers to pipe helium into Malzahn's office, which has made his voice raise two octaves.

This was of course done to make him sound like a wussy in front of the players.

It has also come to light that they drugged him the night before the Vandy game and repeatedly-played subliminal messages while he slept that stated "I-formation is our salvation" and "We need a ton of off-tackle run."  Finally, there was "If you run the spread, you'll soon be dead!!"

This explains everything!! The only question is, to what extent is the king pin, HDN, behind this? So far, there has been no comment from Dale, which is typical and proves this is all true, as far as I'm concerned!!

I wish I could reveal my source, but trust me, it is someone in the know that is very close to the investigation.    

I don't see how HDN survives this one.

[Arazorbackguy1]

Did you honestly spend more than five minutes thinking about this post?  If so, I am sorry.

[PAHog]

Where are smites when you need them?

[UALRGrad]

I have posted some lame crap before but I would edit/delete this thing.

[OnYourToes]

3 words
The last 2 are Trash Can
The first one is up to you

[cubbie]

I thought it was funny

[gohawgzgo]

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