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The use of derogatory nicknames for other conferences

Started by BrooklynRoss, January 08, 2008, 10:12:00 pm

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BrooklynRoss

Now that the BCS Championship Game is over and it's become obvious to ourselves and the public at large that the SEC is clearly playing in a literally different league than the other flea-bitten has-beens that collectively cower in shivering masses throughout the rest of this fine country, I feel obligated to offer a thread concerning the creation and adoption of admittedly juvenile, however, extremely humorous nicknames for the vile and repugnant conferences that carry the curse of not being the SEC.

The following are simply my own incomplete and hare-brained ideas and are presented with the intention of starting discussion as to what could be our eventual standardized nicknames for the various deplorable conferences. Feel free to add your own. All contributions will be considered for approval or lambasting to the democratic republic of Hogville.

The Big East could be THE BIG LEAST
The Big 10 could be THE BIG THIN (referring, of course, to their obvious lack of talent.)
The ACC could be called The Blasé CC (surely someone can top this)
The Atlantic 10 could be referred to as THE ATLANTIC CHAGRIN
The Big 12 could be changed to THE BIG SHELVED (you can see I really could use some help here.)
Conference USA could be CONFERENCE U R LAME
The Pack 10 would become the LACK 10
the WAC conference is self-explanitory and needs no change.
The Independents would be referred to as the INDEPEN-DONT'S

and so on.
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ErieHog

Its the Big Televen.   Given the high-handed smug academic superiority approach of their Commissioner after last year's MNC game, it is always ideal to remind them that they apparently can't count.
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BrooklynRoss

I support the Razorbacks in the city that never sleeps.

BrooklynRoss

Quote from: ErieHog on January 08, 2008, 10:20:50 pm
Its the Big Televen.   Given the high-handed smug academic superiority approach of their Commissioner after last year's MNC game, it is always ideal to remind them that they apparently can't count.

Ha, yeah, that works, thanks.
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txkrazorback

SEC-"Super Excellent Conference"
All others-WCC- the "Who Cares Conferences"
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The stAte's University

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wholehog92

Quote from: SgtPepper on January 09, 2008, 11:24:42 am
The SEC could be the SUC.

Shall we discuss Sun Belt?  Or the last time a sunbled won the national championship game?  Or the last time a suckbelt team beat Arkansas?  They had their chances this year for damn sure an also ran in the SEC vs half the suckbelt.
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We got mauled by Big Shelved team.  Should we really be doing this?

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awwyeah84

the PAC-1
because USC is the only team worth mentioning

DeltaBoy

Quote from: awwyeah84 on January 09, 2008, 12:45:46 pm
the PAC-1
because USC is the only team worth mentioning

Phat Phil might disagree with that.
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PowderedToastMan

I always called the Big XII the Little XII.
But, this year it didn't really work out bc Mizzou, Kansas, and OU had good seasons.
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rljjr

I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather Arkansas be good. Don't get me wrong, I love the SEC and recognize it as the greatest conference in ALL sports combined, but man, I can't wait for Petrino and Pel to bring us to national prominence again and for DVH and JM to keep doing what they're doing! WPS!!!

1964

ACC = Always Chokes Conference
Big 12 = Big Smelled
Pac-10 = Fudge-Pac-10
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Quote from: wholehog92 on January 09, 2008, 11:51:55 am
Shall we discuss Sun Belt?  Or the last time a sunbled won the national championship game?  Or the last time a suckbelt team beat Arkansas?  They had their chances this year for damn sure an also ran in the SEC vs half the suckbelt.

SuckBelt?  BWHAAHAHahahahaaaa . . . +1
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FG560

 PAC 10=Posers athletic conference because they think they are a power conference. 

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agr347

Quote from: txkrazorback on January 08, 2008, 10:37:46 pm
SEC-"Super Excellent Conference"
All others-WCC- the "Who Cares Conferences"

I'll back this one
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mbgrulz


sasnakrafan

i've always like the dirty dozen.. but who to apply to i don't know?

sigmachi272

Quote from: wholehog92 on January 09, 2008, 11:51:55 am
Shall we discuss Sun Belt?  Or the last time a sunbled won the national championship game?  Or the last time a suckbelt team beat Arkansas?  They had their chances this year for damn sure an also ran in the SEC vs half the suckbelt.

ask alabama about ULM... LOL