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SRFL

January 12, 2009, 07:45:40 pm Last Edit: January 30, 2015, 07:27:59 pm by DEVICEHIGH
Who's there?

Owen...

Owen who?

Owen Five



Oklahawg

I am a Hog fan. I was long before my name was etched, twice, on the sidewalks on the Hill. I will be long after Sam Pittman and Eric Mussleman are coaches, and Hunter Yuracheck is AD. I am a Hog fan when we win, when we lose and when we don't play. I love hearing the UA band play the National Anthem on game day, but I sing along to the Alma Mater. I am a Hog fan.<br /><br />A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching. - Bart Giamatti <br /><br />"It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth,' and so it goes away. Puzzling." ― Robert M. Pirsig<br /><br />Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.  – Yogi Berra

 

Hawgrox

Isn't he cousins with Owen Nine from Ohio?

usnavyhogfan

The dream is free, the journey is not.

RazorBassin

LMAO!  That is freaking funny!

ohenry


Pistol Pete

He probably googles his name 10 times a day to see what the world thinks about him...

Zen_Hog


dr_arkansawyer

I especially like the pic with the eggs coming out of, well, you know.
We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be done.

Theodore Roosevelt
1858-1919, Twenty-sixth President of the USA

Fatmanhog

to nutt or not to nutt, thats not even a question any more.

POST 1475 OF I JUST STEVEN HILL...
Quote from: alohawg on October 26, 2009, 03:44:04 PM
I think his comes naturally, hermaphrodite??? A new nickname maybe, 'the mighty hermaphrodity'

The Hermaphronutt

hogball33

Don't call him Big Game Bob for nothing.

hawgrunner


hoghelmet14

Proud to be an American!  Proud to be an Arkansas Razorback Fan!

 

Tulrazorback


lonehog


doghog


MuskogeeHogFan

1. What does the average Ole Miss player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool

2. What do you get when you put 16 Miss State Cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

3. How do you get a Auburn cheerleader in your room?
A: Grease her hips and push real hard.

4. How do you get a former Georgia player and graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

5. How do you know if an Alabama player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit running down BOTH sides of his truck.

6. What does Kentucky football have in common with Possums?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7. What are the longest three years of an LSU players life?
A: His Freshman year.

8. How many Florida Freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a Sophomore course.

9. When O.J. was being chased in his white Chevy Blazer, where was he headed?
A: Vanderbilt...he knew no one would ever think of finding a Heisman winner there.

10. How do you keep a S. Carolina football player out of your front yard?
A: Erect a goal post.

11. Why did Tennessee choose orange for their team colors?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash alongside the road on Monday.

Feel free to come up with your own little comparisons. A little humor is a good thing.
Go Hogs Go!

duck slayer

Quote from: MuskogeeHogFan on September 07, 2010, 12:59:27 pm


3. How do you get a Auburn cheerleader in your room?
A: Grease her hips the door jam, and push real hard throw a twinkie on the bed and she'll get herself in.





Uncle_dad

Q:  Why was Jesus born in Bethelhem and not Starkville?

A:  They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

clockwisehog

Q: Why weren't the police called when an Alabama middle school teacher struck her student?

A: In Alabama, the police don't interfere in marital disputes.
"Doctors are always trying to tell me, you've got to start slowing it down.  But there's more old drunks than there are old Doctors, so I guess we should have another round" -- Willie Nelson

Pigsknuckles

OK, I just spit up on my keyboard. When I clean that up, I'll move on to #2. :)
"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

MuskogeeHogFan

Quote from: Pigsknuckles on September 07, 2010, 03:52:15 pm
OK, I just spit up on my keyboard. When I clean that up, I'll move on to #2. :)

Glad you liked it.
Go Hogs Go!

Pigsknuckles

"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

doubledragon

1. What does Auburn call a Christmas Eve game against Arkansas State?

A: The Nightmare Before Christmas

2. What do you get Houston Nutt for his birthday?

A: Unlimited texting

3. Les Miles and Houston Nutt walk into a bar.... What do you have?

A: Two jokes in one!

4. What does Florida call a victory over Arkansas?

A: A business expense.

5. What does a ref call it?

A: A new boat



 

doubledragon

I suck at this joke stuff. I won't quit my night job.

PigWine

Q. What does HDN and a a maxipad have in common?

A1. They are both great at hiding the bleeding.

A2. Everything.

PoormansRobbyHampton

Q: You know how they know that the toothbrush was invented in Tiger Stadium at LSU?

A: In any other place it would have been called a teethbrush.

razobak

What's the difference between a Bama cheerleader and a catfish?
One's slimy, has whiskers, and smells.  The other's a fish.

Go Hogs, Beat Refs!

Mick Hogger

What kind of battery does it take to shock Houston Nutt?


1 AA
Quote from: forrest city joe on Today at 10:06:10 am
ok i get you. but do you have to post it over and over and over and over? and for the 100th time. Mike is going to be coach here no matter if you like it or not.

Johnny America

Great job guys. I think the cheerleader/catfish is my favorite! hahaha
God is not real.


Uncle_dad

Did you hear that Ole Miss is going to hire Heidi Fleiss to replace Houston Nutt?

They figure she'll blow a few, but she won't choke on the big one.

josh_sec33

Guy's driving in rural Alabama, when he sees a farm. On this farm he sees an outhouse, which is a bit normal now a days, but the chimney with smoke coming out of it really intrigued him. So he pulled over and saw the farmer on his tractor. Once the tractor came around to him, the driver asked about the outhouse.

"oh, I rented it out to an Alabama student. He needed some cheap housing"

Satisfied, the drive went on his merry way. The next week, as he drove by the farm again, he noticed a second chimney on the outhouse. He stopped and asked the farmer about the chimney.

"oh that Bama kids smart. He sublet the lower level to an Auburn student to help pay the rent"

Quote from: Hogstocking on February 07, 2008, 11:45:16 am
The 'fence' has been replaced by the Great Wall of China wrapped in barbed wire guarded by snipers. 

Quote from: Fayettechill14 on September 06, 2012, 05:43:24 pm
On a scale of "DGB is a Hog" to "Bobby had a girl on the back of that bike," how sure are you?

carlspackler

Here's a funny joke...

What does Houston Nutt do for a living?
A: Run a division 1 SEC football program!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HogNuttz

Work harder!!!......millions of illegals, welfare bums, multi-millionaire financial CEO's who've trashed their companies, unionized auto workers in Detriot, and other recipients of our governments social programs depend on you.

H O G S


Prosciutto

Quote from: carlspackler on September 09, 2010, 10:12:38 pm
Here's a funny joke...

What does Houston Nutt do for a living?
A: Run a division 1 SEC football program!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Too unbelievable to be funny.

HawgFan70

OJ was in a White Ford Bronco. Idk if u threw that in there to see who was paying attention. Not being a smart axx
being smited is a sign of having a backbone and not joining in with lil smiter gangs, fire away kids

jesterzzn

What do you call an Ole Miss player using a laptop?


Thief.

snoot hoggy hog

Why do the Ole Miss coaches go to a Vet instead of a Doctor?
Because Vets are used to dealing with Horsesh*t

snoot hoggy hog

What do you call guys that make the fat lady sing?
Auburn Lock

CurDog64

How many batteries does it take to shock Ole Miss?

1AA

razorsharptusk

You guys may have already seen this, but for those who havn't, check this out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLZHHaRZ0mA
GO HOGS!!

SteveInArk

- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown

NB1066

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Women are all born angels, and when someone breaks their wings they simply continue to fly around on broomsticks! They're flexible like that!!

SteveInArk

When I hear "Roll Tide", this always comes to mind:

- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown

tophawg19

driving through mississippi and into alabama i kept seeing women with signs saying 'i'm a virgin will do anything for sex' finally deep in bama i stopped a guy wearing a bama hat and asked him what was going on with all these women. he just gave me a strange look and said ' heck with all these sheep who needs em'
if you ain't a hawg you ain't chitlins

SteveInArk

- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown

82abn Ard

Quote from: tophawg19 on September 19, 2011, 07:12:03 pm
driving through mississippi and into alabama i kept seeing women with signs saying 'i'm a virgin will do anything for sex' finally deep in bama i stopped a guy wearing a bama hat and asked him what was going on with all these women. he just gave me a strange look and said ' heck with all these sheep who needs em'
Classic and true, just simply classic!!

SteveInArk

Chizik:  "We look forward to having Gus stay with us through the bowl game
and hope to send him out with a victory."

- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown