Looks like Tiger's driving hasn't improved.......

[ricepig]

https://twitter.com/SportsTalkwBo/status/869210309696913408

[Gohogs600]

Looks like another "terrible drive" from Mr. Woods... his friends should have "chipped in" and got him a ride home....

[hogbud]

Rock bottom

[Dillar Dog]

Hooked that drive, Johnny.

[ricepig]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2712449-tiger-woods-says-dui-arrest-was-unexpected-reaction-to-pain-medication

[DOGALUM]

Dude will be dead within three years.  Suicide....overdose....something.  Life outside of competing for championships is too much for him.  Nobody prepared him for it.

[EastexHawg]

This will have no effect on his chances of being a dominant golfer again.  Odds can't get any lower than 0%.

[TheJoeyBucketz]

Still hasn't found a driver that works, I see.

[TomasPistola]

This will be yet another divot in his life.

[EastexHawg]

Tiger's statement was classic Tiger.  He went on and on about how sorry he is about what he has done, and how he takes full responsibility for what he has done...and then says he didn't do it.

Apparently the prescription drugs he was using caused insomnia.  That's why he was out driving around in a way that caused police to pull him over at 3 a.m.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Apparently the Perkins Restaurants in Jupiter stay open 24 hours.

[HognitiveDissonance]

Reports say the car was stopped in the right hand lane(not on the shoulder) and that Woods was asleep at the wheel. Looking at his eyes in the mug shot, I believe it.

As the old saying goes, nothing good ever happens after midnight. How many people like this do you think are on the roads from 12am - 5am ? Scary.

[hawgon]

Sounds like Ambien walrus.

[Wildhog]

Tiger's statement was classic Tiger.  He went on and on about how sorry he is about what he has done, and how he takes full responsibility for what he has done...and then says he didn't do it.

Apparently the prescription drugs he was using caused insomnia.  That's why he was out driving around in a way that caused police to pull him over at 3 a.m.

The police account seems to support this.

[EastexHawg]

The police account seems to support this.

He was given a DUI.  They don't issue those when you're under your blanket in the recliner dozing after taking the medicine your doctor gave you, so I'm not sure what about the police report "supports" Tiger.  If he had killed the dad who is throwing newspapers as a second job I'm sure the family would have felt comforted that Tiger says he wasn't drinking.

[Wildhog]

He was given a DUI.  They don't issue those when you're under your blanket in the recliner dozing after taking the medicine your doctor gave you, so I'm not sure what about the police report "supports" Tiger.  If he had killed the dad who is throwing newspapers as a second job I'm sure the family would have felt comforted that Tiger says he wasn't drinking.

Where did I excuse what he did?  He obviously shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Where did I excuse what he did?  He obviously shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

And he should have done something about that hair for his mugshot.

[EastexHawg]

Where did I excuse what he did?  He obviously shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

Tiger apologized and said he was taking responsibility for his action.  He then launched into, "Yeah, but I wasn't drinking."  Why would he do that?  Let me answer.  He did it to excuse himself, to try to make people think, "Well, Tiger isn't a mean ol' lousy drunk driver, he was just following doctor's orders!"  It was designed to mitigate, to illicit sympathy, which is the exact opposite of assuming responsibility. 

It's like when he was busted (literally) for banging whores and porn actresses (redundant, I know).  What did Tiger do?  He entered rehab for a "sex addiction".  He wasn't a philandering scumbag.  No, he was a VICTIM who needed treatment for an illness.

LMAO.

[Wildhog]

Tiger apologized and said he was taking responsibility for his action.  He then launched into, "Yeah, but I wasn't drinking."  Why would he do that?  Let me answer.  He did it to excuse himself, to try to make people think, "Well, Tiger isn't a mean ol' lousy drunk driver, he was just following doctor's orders!"  It was designed to mitigate, to illicit sympathy, which is the exact opposite of assuming responsibility. 

It's like when he was busted (literally) for banging whores and porn actresses (redundant, I know).  What did Tiger do?  He entered rehab for a "sex addiction".  He wasn't a philandering scumbag.  No, he was a VICTIM who needed treatment for an illness.

LMAO.

Meh.  Guess I'm not getting the enjoyment out of it that you are.

[EastexHawg]

Meh.  Guess I'm not getting the enjoyment out of it that you are.

Nope, I doubt it.  I've never pretended I don't dislike Tiger.  The more we find out about him the easier that is to understand.

I bet if we found out Justin Bieber had been charged with some heinous offense we could (mostly) all enjoy his downfall.  It's sort of like that for me.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

I bet if we found out Justin Bieber had been charged with some heinous offense we could (mostly) all enjoy his downfall.  It's sort of like that for me.

Well, Tiger was actually GOOD at golf once upon a time, whereas Bieber...

[EastexHawg]

Well, Tiger was actually GOOD at golf once upon a time, whereas Bieber...

You certainly have a point there.

[sowmonella]

And he should have done something about that hair for his mugshot.

ESPN took care of it. 

[GoHogs1091]

I feel bad for Southern Hills, Augusta National, and St. Andrews.

Those 3 now have their Major Championship winners list legacy associated with that arrestee and mugshot. 

[majestic]

I feel bad for Southern Hills, Augusta National, and St. Andrews.

Those 3 now have their Major Championship winners list legacy associated with that arrestee and mugshot. 

What a dork.

[Arky]

I feel bad for Southern Hills, Augusta National, and St. Andrews.

Those 3 now have their Major Championship winners list legacy associated with that arrestee and mugshot. 

who gives a damn.....they don't

[95_alum]

who gives a damn.....they don't

Augusta National doesn't give a damn? 

[EastexHawg]

I feel bad for Southern Hills, Augusta National, and St. Andrews.

Those 3 now have their Major Championship winners list legacy associated with that arrestee and mugshot. 

Okay, I have resisted the urge to say this before now, but...

This can't possibly be real.  You have taken the chain yanking too far this time.

[EastexHawg]

Tiger's car showed signs of recent impact when the police arrived.  Wonder what he hit?

[McKdaddy]

Okay, I have resisted the urge to say this before now, but...

This can't possibly be real.  You have taken the chain yanking too far this time.

I sometimes wonder if he is real or another pseudo-personality like those that thrive in the Tavern.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Tiger's car showed signs of recent impact when the police arrived.  Wonder what he hit?

Elin.


Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[onebadrubi]

Meh.  Guess I'm not getting the enjoyment out of it that you are.

He's just anti tiger like gohogs or whatever loves Langer, Clemson boy, and conque

[onebadrubi]

Augusta National doesn't give a damn? 

I bet they'd let him play there tomorrow, with the Instagram model he was supposedly with before too

[EastexHawg]

He's just anti tiger like gohogs or whatever loves Langer, Clemson boy, and conque

And Tiger keeps proving how irrational I've been for the last decade...

[Wildhog]

Surprised the dashcam video hasn't been posted yet.

[majestic]

Surprised the dashcam video hasn't been posted yet.

It has. He's totally out of it.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

He's totally out of it.

Kinda like all his tournaments the last few years.




Ba-dum-bum!

[hogbud]

Ambien

[Rzbakfromwaybak]

[quote author=EastexHawg
Tiger's car showed signs of recent impact when the police arrived.  Wonder what he hit?


Well, bet Tiger didn't know who, or what he hit.  He probably didn't know where he was....or where he had really been.  Wonder if there were any hit & runs in the vicinity that morning ? He was totally wasted.

[Rzbakfromwaybak]

 
How far was Tiger from his house when he was arrested?

[Iwastherein1969]

How far was Tiger from his house when he was arrested?

Don't know how far he was from his palatial estate in whatever uber-rich gated community Eldrick now calls home in Florida.  But the man, according to some frequent posters in here said would easily get 30 majors in his pill bottle, errgh, trophy case, told the Po-Po's that he was in Los Angeles headed to Orange County. And on the police dash cam, I thought I heard the cablinasian say, "Make America Great Again. Now do I get out of jail, boys ?"     But seriously, and I'm likely Tiger's harshest critic in here I sincerely hope that he gets help because anyone with a heart can see the man has demons that are troubling his soul. My only reason for complaining about Woods in this forum was because he was being touted as the greatest golfer of all time, even when he was, and still is 4 majors away from Jack Nicklaus. It was and still is my opinion that people in here, and they know who they are, were over-stating the second greatest player to ever play golfs record because of race. In other words, if the athlete is Black it is inevitable that he is a better athlete than his White competition simply because of his race, rather than comparing the records of the two. It's called White guilt and there are a few in this forum and the political forum who are 'eaten up' with this psychological malady.

[majestic]

Speaking of needing help. Geesh, you are insane.

[GolfNut57]

Speaking of needing help. Geesh, you are insane.

Why is he insane? Because his opinion differs from yours?

[majestic]

Why is he insane? Because his opinion differs from yours?

No, because he is crazy. He goes on a "white guilt" rant about a guy who hasn't won anything in 4 or 5 years. I get it. He hates TW. Those of us who liked watching him win when he was ahead of Jack's pace didn't have any sort of "white guilt". Or, at least I didn't.

[GolfNut57]

No, because he is crazy. He goes on a "white guilt" rant about a guy who hasn't won anything in 4 or 5 years. I get it. He hates TW. Those of us who liked watching him win when he was ahead of Jack's pace didn't have any sort of "white guilt". Or, at least I didn't.

I'm pretty sure you can only speak for yourself and not others when it comes to the reasons they rooted for Woods. Now if "white guilt" isn't why you rooted for Woods that merely makes '1969' wrong about your reasons, not necessarily insane.

[majestic]

I'm pretty sure you can only speak for yourself and not others when it comes to the reasons they rooted for Woods. Now if "white guilt" isn't why you rooted for Woods that merely makes '1969' wrong about your reasons, not necessarily insane.

Then why does he get to speak for others? I mean, he did post this:

"It's called White guilt and there are a few in this forum and the political forum who are 'eaten up' with this psychological malady."

[GolfNut57]

Then why does he get to speak for others? I mean, he did post this:

"It's called White guilt and there are a few in this forum and the political forum who are 'eaten up' with this psychological malady."

Once again, that merely makes him wrong, not insane.

[majestic]

I'm pretty sure you can only speak for yourself and not others when it comes to the reasons they rooted for Woods. Now if "white guilt" isn't why you rooted for Woods that merely makes '1969' wrong about your reasons, not necessarily insane.

And I did speak only for myself, btw. That's why I said, "at least I didn't". And why are you defending this guy, anyway?

[TheJoeyBucketz]

Once again, that merely makes him wrong, not insane.

Let's compromise. He's insanely wrong.

Everybody happy?

Except '69. I know he's never happy.

[Dr. Starcs]

By professional help, does he mean prostitutes and strippers?