Handicapp this weekends DQCC Tourny

[71832]

Athletic Booster Club tournament. Reeser and his H.S. golf coaches team against KOD and a 5th graders team. Who you got?

[Dillar Dog]

Reeser.  Kod will be drunk by tee time.

[billcollector]

couple ??

tee time?
one day or two?

[71832]

Reeser.  Kod will be drunk by tee time.

I expect KOD to be on his ps&qs this weekend and provide an outstanding show of good citizenship for his young partner.

[Dillar Dog]

I expect KOD to be on his ps&qs this weekend and provide an outstanding show of good citizenship for his young partner.

By slipping him keystones?

[gotyacovered]

i got 71832.

[71832]

By slipping him keystones?

Nay>

i got 71832.

I will be observing as Tourny Directer.

couple ??

tee time?
one day or two?

As Directer I should probably know this info but I am unaware.

[reeser]

KOD's team and it won't even be close...

2 day event and my guess is afternoon tee time but could be wrong on that.

I will be spending the weekend attempting with 71832's help to get KOD DQ'd

[71832]

KOD's team and it won't even be close...

2 day event and my guess is afternoon tee time but could be wrong on that.

I will be spending the weekend attempting with 71832's help to get KOD DQ'd

Probably shouldn't tell this but I can be bought.

[71832]

i got 71832.

It is a 3 man you and bc come on over and we
will give em a run for their money.

[reeser]

It is a 3 man you and bc come on over and we
will give em a run for their money.

local knowledge + talent = victory

[kingofdequeen]

I expect KOD to be on his ps&qs this weekend and provide an outstanding show of good citizenship for his young partner.

EDUCATION TIME!!!

here's the origin of "P's And Q's" - which means "pints and quarts" - back in the day, the English Pubs had to note on a slate which size beer they sold.  So, mind your "p's and q's" is actually an accounting term for beer-slinging.

others attribute it to penefors and kues (men's wigs), but F those people.

[71832]

EDUCATION TIME!!!

here's the origin of "P's And Q's" - which means "pints and quarts" - back in the day, the English Pubs had to note on a slate which size beer they sold.  So, mind your "p's and q's" is actually an accounting term for beer-slinging.

others attribute it to penefors and kues (men's wigs), but F those people.

That is not how Grandmother defined it back in the 60's. And believe me she imprinted it on me several times. If need be I am sure she could explain her version of it to you in a manner you would understand

[gotyacovered]

It is a 3 man you and bc come on over and we
will give em a run for their money.

I think we couldngive them a run...

[71832]

I think we couldngive them a run...

I can carry the Ice chest. House 300 yards from club.

[gotyacovered]

I can carry the Ice chest. House 300 yards from club.

Wish we didn't have our Ryder cup this weekend.

How awesome would it be.... 71832, BC and gotyacovered take down the home dogs reeser and KoD.

[71832]

Wish we didn't have our Ryder cup this weekend.

How awesome would it be.... 71832, BC and gotyacovered take down the home dogs reeser and KoD.

folks should be grateful for small blessings

[kingofdequeen]

folks should be grateful for small blessings

Especially since that 5th grader is better than 75% of the Men playing...

[reeser]

folks should be grateful for small blessings

I was making plans to land top of 2nd flight.

Especially since that 5th grader is better than 75% of the Men playing...

Best 5th grader ever not named KOD?

[billcollector]

$50 on the field.

[reeser]

$50 on the field.

KOD at DQCC is like TW circa 2000, the field is just increasing the size of his winnings..

[billcollector]

KOD at DQCC is like TW circa 2000, the field is just increasing the size of his winnings..

i can see that... hopefully next golf season his craft will travel. 

[reeser]

i can see that... hopefully next golf season his craft will travel. 

KOD's craft is only viable in Sevier and Little River Counties..

[billcollector]

KOD's craft is only viable in Sevier and Little River Counties..

you know ever since i had him down at my place... shooting guns and catching fish.. seems golf has taken a backseat. 

[reeser]

you know ever since i had him down at my place... shooting guns and catching fish.. seems golf has taken a backseat. 

I believe he's just mentally shook after that trip from being exposed to the real outdoors it doesn't appear he has recovered, maybe over the winter. I mean seriously I can't remember the last email/call I rec'd where he told me he bought a new club, used to be a weekly event.

[billcollector]

I believe he's just mentally shook after that trip from being exposed to the real outdoors it doesn't appear he has recovered, maybe over the winter. I mean seriously I can't remember the last email/call I rec'd where he told me he bought a new club, used to be a weekly event.

i hear ya... or a thread on here talking about new wedges handmade by some dude that no one has ever heard of... either it was the outdoor trip or the MOD status he gained on Hville... can't quite put my finger on it...

[reeser]

or the MOD status he gained on Hville

to much power for one golfer to handle...?

[billcollector]

to much power for one golfer to handle...?

just think what would happen if 71832 had this kind of power!!!

[71832]

just think what would happen if 71832 had this kind of power!!!

what do you mean if?

[billcollector]

what do you mean if?

just curious if it would be used for good or evil is all.

[71832]

just curious if it would be used for good or evil is all.

This would depend on the situation, just sayin

[Hot_Town_Hog]

First I heard about it...My bro, pops, and myself would take a 3-man at DQCC if said brother's shoulder was not getting prepped for surgery. Might even practice a little before heading back to the home course. How many teams are signed up?

[kingofdequeen]

HTH - you signed up for Labor Day at LRCC?

[reeser]

First I heard about it...My bro, pops, and myself would take a 3-man at DQCC if said brother's shoulder was not getting prepped for surgery. Might even practice a little before heading back to the home course. How many teams are signed up?

DQCC site of HTH and lil bro's greatest collapse, I figured you would never return..

[Hot_Town_Hog]

HTH - you signed up for Labor Day at LRCC?

am not for the first time in several years....only played in two tournaments all year.

edit: didn't even ask, but are you playing?