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Fort Dweller

August 29, 2011, 11:47:36 pm #50
In Mexico, they call mexican food, food.
Quote from: Fatty McGee on June 03, 2012, 09:43:59 pmRabid gay rampage?  That's quite a phrase.  I picture rundown neighborhoods being gentrified by angry, fit, childless, and well dressed mobs.
Quote from: sharpd1 on September 23, 2012, 08:33:21 pmSome of the people posting on here aren't good at brain stuff.
Quote from: PonderinHog on June 26, 2013, 11:15:49 pm
What if he chews a Poptart into the shape of two men holding hands - or worse?
Quote from: PharmacistHog on February 19, 2015, 10:09:07 am
Did you really click on the "report to moderator" button.  And not only that but do it on yourself? 

PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:02:42 am #51

In China, they call food on the sidewalk, cold storage.
 

Fort Dweller

August 30, 2011, 12:10:34 am #52
Quote from: PonderinHog on August 30, 2011, 12:02:42 am
In China, they call food on the sidewalk, cold storage.

BAZING!
Quote from: Fatty McGee on June 03, 2012, 09:43:59 pmRabid gay rampage?  That's quite a phrase.  I picture rundown neighborhoods being gentrified by angry, fit, childless, and well dressed mobs.
Quote from: sharpd1 on September 23, 2012, 08:33:21 pmSome of the people posting on here aren't good at brain stuff.
Quote from: PonderinHog on June 26, 2013, 11:15:49 pm
What if he chews a Poptart into the shape of two men holding hands - or worse?
Quote from: PharmacistHog on February 19, 2015, 10:09:07 am
Did you really click on the "report to moderator" button.  And not only that but do it on yourself? 

Steef

August 30, 2011, 06:18:19 am #53
Quote from: Fort Dweller on August 29, 2011, 11:47:36 pm
In Mexico, they call mexican food, food.

I literally LOL'd.

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 06:18:27 am #54
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

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RazorBassin

August 30, 2011, 08:22:05 am #55
Always post everything you have heard on call in radio shows as FACT....also, NEVER capitalize words to make your point more valid!!!  Exclamation points work just fine!

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 11:26:24 am #56
Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

Kill all exclamation points!!!

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jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 11:28:01 am #57
In Mumbai, they call the show "Outsourcing", "The Office".
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Piggage

August 30, 2011, 11:35:29 am #58

PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:13:02 pm #59
GrammerMod needs to set down.  His head is spinnin'. ::)  He'll be back though and when he get's back they're be hell toupee'! >:(

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:14:06 pm #60
Avoid cliches like the plague.
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Steef

August 30, 2011, 12:17:44 pm #61
Always wondered how one DOES avoid the plague.

Drive around it?

Steef

August 30, 2011, 12:19:06 pm #62
After reading a juicy rumor on another board, be careful about tripping over your feet to be the first to post it here.
 

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:26:44 pm #63
Quote from: steefhog on August 30, 2011, 12:17:44 pm
Always wondered how one DOES avoid the plague.

Drive around it?

Apply three points of pressure.
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IronHog

August 30, 2011, 12:28:10 pm #64
It is pronounced SHE-best


try to get this right people.
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:30:01 pm #65
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.

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IronHog

August 30, 2011, 12:31:57 pm #66
succinct is great, but brevity is genius!
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

Piggage

August 30, 2011, 12:34:09 pm #67
When in doubt, start a new thread.

PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:35:00 pm #68
Quote from: jbcarol on August 30, 2011, 12:30:01 pm
Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
Please, don't make an assonance of yourself.

PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:36:16 pm #69
Its grate to bee apart of this thread!

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:40:37 pm #70
Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
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IronHog

August 30, 2011, 12:41:55 pm #71
Cheese dip is difficult to remove from a keyboard.......
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Fort Dweller

August 30, 2011, 12:43:11 pm #72
The team that scores the most points, usually wins the game.  -- John Madden
Quote from: Fatty McGee on June 03, 2012, 09:43:59 pmRabid gay rampage?  That's quite a phrase.  I picture rundown neighborhoods being gentrified by angry, fit, childless, and well dressed mobs.
Quote from: sharpd1 on September 23, 2012, 08:33:21 pmSome of the people posting on here aren't good at brain stuff.
Quote from: PonderinHog on June 26, 2013, 11:15:49 pm
What if he chews a Poptart into the shape of two men holding hands - or worse?
Quote from: PharmacistHog on February 19, 2015, 10:09:07 am
Did you really click on the "report to moderator" button.  And not only that but do it on yourself? 

Fort Dweller

August 30, 2011, 12:43:55 pm #73
Quote from: IronHog on August 30, 2011, 12:41:55 pm
Cheese dip is difficult to remove from a keyboard.......

"Cheese Dip"?  Is that what they're calling it these days?  :)
Quote from: Fatty McGee on June 03, 2012, 09:43:59 pmRabid gay rampage?  That's quite a phrase.  I picture rundown neighborhoods being gentrified by angry, fit, childless, and well dressed mobs.
Quote from: sharpd1 on September 23, 2012, 08:33:21 pmSome of the people posting on here aren't good at brain stuff.
Quote from: PonderinHog on June 26, 2013, 11:15:49 pm
What if he chews a Poptart into the shape of two men holding hands - or worse?
Quote from: PharmacistHog on February 19, 2015, 10:09:07 am
Did you really click on the "report to moderator" button.  And not only that but do it on yourself? 
 

Steef

August 30, 2011, 12:51:38 pm #74
Do people who post'lol' actually lol?

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:54:25 pm #75
Quote from: Fort Dweller on August 30, 2011, 12:43:11 pm
The team that scores the most points, usually wins the game.  -- John Madden

So true. In 2010, Bama went 8-2 in games in which they led at the half. They went 10-0 in games they led at the end of the 4th quarter.
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PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:55:45 pm #76
Quote from: steefhog on August 30, 2011, 12:51:38 pm
Do people who post'lol' actually lol?
Prolly...

IronHog

August 30, 2011, 12:57:08 pm #77
Quote from: Fort Dweller on August 30, 2011, 12:43:55 pm
"Cheese Dip"?  Is that what they're calling it these days?  :)

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to wast
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

IronHog

August 30, 2011, 12:57:56 pm #78
Lurking on you wife's facebook page during the pay per view is bad form.......
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PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 12:58:23 pm #79
Personnelly, I am in awl of this thread, but GrammerMod is prolly gonna punch holes in it.

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 12:58:56 pm #80
There's no need for like written filler to match the verbal fillers "ya know" & "uh", et al.

Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

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PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 01:02:14 pm #81
Quote from: jbcarol on August 30, 2011, 12:58:56 pm
There's no need for like written filler to match the verbal fillers "ya know" & "uh", et al.

Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.


Like, duh, guzenteit! ::)  LOL

Fort Dweller

August 30, 2011, 01:04:56 pm #82
Quote from: steefhog on August 30, 2011, 12:51:38 pm
Do people who post'lol' actually lol?

did you earlier?
Quote from: Fatty McGee on June 03, 2012, 09:43:59 pmRabid gay rampage?  That's quite a phrase.  I picture rundown neighborhoods being gentrified by angry, fit, childless, and well dressed mobs.
Quote from: sharpd1 on September 23, 2012, 08:33:21 pmSome of the people posting on here aren't good at brain stuff.
Quote from: PonderinHog on June 26, 2013, 11:15:49 pm
What if he chews a Poptart into the shape of two men holding hands - or worse?
Quote from: PharmacistHog on February 19, 2015, 10:09:07 am
Did you really click on the "report to moderator" button.  And not only that but do it on yourself? 

PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 01:05:33 pm #83
Hasty generalizations come at you so fast they just mess you up.  Please be more pacific.

HF_Mudd

August 30, 2011, 01:06:14 pm #84
Quote from: TeufelHog on August 29, 2011, 06:47:41 pm
For the love of our "Holy Mother of COSTCO," please use the word "lose" or "loose" properly in a sentence.   

Hint:  They aint cynuhnims (I love fonehtiks)
And so it is, my friend....

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 01:07:44 pm #85
Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

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HF_Mudd

August 30, 2011, 01:09:34 pm #86
cite and site aint cynuhnims eether
And so it is, my friend....

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 01:10:44 pm #87
Puns are for children, not groan readers.

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PonderinHog

August 30, 2011, 01:13:13 pm #88
He who laughs last don't get the joke, eh. - Confucius

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 01:16:05 pm #89
Put the full court press on idioms. Make it your goal to minimize sports analogies with an international audience; unless it is a football analogy.
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jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 01:18:35 pm #90
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

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Piggage

August 30, 2011, 01:59:23 pm #91
Quote from: jbcarol on August 30, 2011, 01:18:35 pm
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

Careful, you'll give Wally Hall something he'll actually put in print.

Steef

August 30, 2011, 02:07:35 pm #92
Wally, no.

But Nate Allen will use this thread as a resource for years.

Piggage

August 30, 2011, 02:14:00 pm #93
Don't abbrev.

Piggage

August 30, 2011, 02:17:12 pm #94
A writer must be not shift your point of view.

jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 04:06:06 pm #95
Buckle both chin straps if necessary to avoid colloquialisms.
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jbcarol

August 30, 2011, 04:47:28 pm #96
Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earthshaking ideas.

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josh_sec33

August 30, 2011, 11:08:59 pm #97
Try to not be redundant in your phrases. It's really important to not repeat yourself . Seriously, don't repeat yourself, or be redundant. Be clear and consist.

And don't be redundant.

Or repeat yourself.

Or redundant.
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IronHog

August 30, 2011, 11:17:02 pm #98
A great poster always offers two types of cheese dip at the watch party..... spicy and mild.
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

IronHog

August 30, 2011, 11:17:48 pm #99
Quote from: josh_sec33 on August 30, 2011, 11:08:59 pm
Try to not be redundant in your phrases. It's really important to not repeat yourself . Seriously, don't repeat yourself, or be redundant. Be clear and consist.

And don't be redundant.

Or repeat yourself.

Or redundant.


Try to not be redundant in your phrases. It's really important to not repeat yourself . Seriously, don't repeat yourself, or be redundant. Be clear and consist.

And don't be redundant.

Or repeat yourself.

Or redundant.


Try to not be redundant in your phrases. It's really important to not repeat yourself . Seriously, don't repeat yourself, or be redundant. Be clear and consist.

And don't be redundant.

Or repeat yourself.

Or redundant.


Try to not be redundant in your phrases. It's really important to not repeat yourself . Seriously, don't repeat yourself, or be redundant. Be clear and consist.

And don't be redundant.

Or repeat yourself.

Or redundant.
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.
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