Just For Fun Poasting Tips Leading Up to Opening Kick-Off. Please Pilon.

[jbcarol]

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

[Piggage]

If you SIFPW abbreviate, be sure you QMSRP like a VRDE. If not, you're a BSGR.

[David†]

I do not understand.

[PonderinHog]

Fire Willy! (Had to get that out of the way...)

[jbcarol]

Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

[jbcarol]

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

[jbcarol]

Who needs rhetorical questions?

[Hog-Corleone]

Post new threads asking either:

A) What time the game starts?
or
B) Will there be any TV for this game?

[Piggage]

Try not to be condescending (a word that means to talk down to someone).

[PonderinHog]

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

(Is "any" a verb?)

[PonderinHog]

Try not to be condescending (a word that means to talk down to someone).

I look up to people like you.

[PonderinHog]

Will someone please clarify the proper use of (there, they're and their?)

[razorbackkid]

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Now that's good one!

[PonderinHog]

Now that's good one!

Aye!

[jbcarol]

 Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.

[Steef]

Oh look! That's houston & danny going through the dumpster over there! Wonder why? (This time)

They're probably looking for discarded notes from Coach P.

What happened to their playbook?

All the crayon melted in the summer heat.

Well, they're gonna get their butts kicked if they stay there.

[Steef]

A POS trophy? Isn't that what auburn got last year?

[jbcarol]

Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.

[Steef]

While we're on the subject, there's two many times when too or more posters will misuse two, to.

[jbcarol]

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

[jbcarol]

Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

[Steef]

When you start calling someone names, that is always the moment where you lost the debate...and you're just too dumb to know it.

[PonderinHog]

While we're on the subject, there's two many times when too or more posters will misuse two, to.

Is that you, Desmond?

[Steef]

If you have to tell someone how smart you are, either they're too dumb to know how smart you are...or you both are.

[PonderinHog]

Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

Mute points are better left unspoken.

[jbcarol]

If you've read it once, you've read it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.

[jbcarol]

They're is never a good reason to pick there team to finish all the way down their.

[PonderinHog]

GrammerMod is watching you guys.

[jbcarol]

Be more or less specific.

[jbcarol]

If one ever hopes to be taken seriously as a poaster, never use absolute language.  Ever.




Ever.

[jbcarol]

One-word sentences? Eliminate.

[TeufelHog]

For the love of our "Holy Mother of COSTCO," please use the word "lose" or "loose" properly in a sentence.   

[jbcarol]

Every year the average American family loses $12.74 in their couch alone.

Remember to give your loose change to help loosen chains.  Google it.

[jbcarol]

Houston thought Danny had a great ideal on how to get the ball into the hands of playmakers.

[PonderinHog]

Don't never, never, never use a double negative.

[jbcarol]

Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

[PonderinHog]

For you math majors, don't never, never, never put a radical in the denominator.

[jbcarol]

It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

[TeufelHog]

You can "lose" your man-card if you put a radical in the denominator

[jbcarol]

Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

[PonderinHog]

If something is priceless, how do rich people know what to pay for it?

[jbcarol]

Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

[sigpooie]

Let us not forget that auburn fans and players would shoot John Wayne in the back for that trophy they have to give back. 

[Steef]

Let us not forget that auburn fans and players would shoot John Wayne in the back for that trophy they have to give back.

LOL!

And then deny they'd ever heard of John Wayne. Because the average Auburn fan is more important than John Wayne.

Ask one.

[josh_sec33]

Complain about the polls, before AND after they are released every week.

[jbcarol]

Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.

[Fort Dweller]

Ain't ain't a word.

[PonderinHog]

Ain't ain't a word.

Accept when she has balls, than she'd be yer uncle. (not sure if coma, or parentheses, are necessary)  missed period

[Fort Dweller]

Accept when she has balls, than she'd be yer uncle. (not sure if coma, or parentheses, are necessary)

Why buy the cow when the sex is free?

[PonderinHog]

Why buy the cow when the sex is free?

Freedom isn't free!  Love is free, but sex costs at least twenty dollars.