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It's a microwave world

Started by #1Fan, November 09, 2017, 03:31:39 pm

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hoghearted

So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.
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Ex-Trumpet

Really large potatoes take a lot longer to cook before they explode.
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twistitup

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Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Ex-Trumpet

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SooieGeneris

The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
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Dwight_K_Shrute

When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.
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farmhawg

Quote from: SooieGeneris on November 09, 2017, 04:37:46 pm
The next time Bert's meal is late at a restaurant, the waiter or waitress should just say: "I get it, it's a microwave world, coach, but these things take time!"

I wonder what the reaction would be, especially if his food hasn't been brought in 5 hours, let alone 5 years...

Riddle me that Bertman!
I don't have to wonder about the look on his face.....
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Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

Bacons Rebellion

Quote from: Dwight_K_Shrute on November 09, 2017, 04:40:53 pm
When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Maybe this explains some of our clock management issues.

Grag T

Not at all surprising that he would use an analogy with food
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greasy_corner

Quote from: hoghearted on November 09, 2017, 03:34:02 pm
So 5 years = microwave time? Wonder what a full on cook time looks like to him.

Cochon De Lait....he'll see it this Saturday.  A full on ass whopping.

twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Boardon Hamsay

Quote from: Dwight_K_Shrute on November 09, 2017, 04:40:53 pm
When you are waiting for a Hot Pocket 2 minutes can seem like an eternity.

Then said hot pocket is hot enough to melt lead around the edges and still ice age frozen enough in the middle to preserve a mammoth.

I did though come up with the idea for the Frito Pie hot pocket so that's a plus for hot pockets....
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hawgon

Sounds like his microwave works about as well as everything else he tries.

twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

31to6

Quote from: #1Fan on November 09, 2017, 03:31:39 pm
"I get it. It's a microwave world," he said. "Everybody wants things now."

He really doesn't get it.

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I am pretty fed up with his "outside world" talk.

Look, A-hole, the support of the "outside world" is the ONLY reason you get paid millions to coach a bunch of guys playing a game.

The
Only
Reason

twistitup

My stomach is growling...

Do you think CBB has a microwave next to his desk?
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

farmhawg

Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonald's cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.
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Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

twistitup

Quote from: farmhawg on November 10, 2017, 08:55:45 am
Nope, he has a chute from the ceiling that drops McDonald's cheeseburgers every 5 minutes.

If's its those dollar cheeseburgers...that chute better drop 10 at a time
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

farmhawg

That's why he's been pissy at the press.....
From theflyinghog

Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

theFlyingHog

Quote from: farmhawg on November 10, 2017, 09:02:20 am
That's why he's been pissy at the press.....
I figured he stubbed his toe on the podium in his flip flops

 

farmhawg

He can't feel his toes, too much pressure.
From theflyinghog

Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

hawgon

I figured it was because his eyes appear to be fattening shut.

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twistitup

Flip flops. Pork rinds, microwave, a Snuggie, rich....dude's got the life
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

SDZ_Hog

4.4 million reasons why it is a microwave world.  Come on down to 2million if you want a crockpot world.

BearsBisonsBoars

No. We've received a microwave product on a bbq timetable.