The 6th Major.......

[ricepig]

AKA, The Memorial. It usually has a nice field in it and former Hog Lingmerth is tied for the lead at -7.

[majestic]

Maxstein course?

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Seems like they always have weather issues and a soggy course.  Maybe Jack's getting dementia and forgets to turn off the sprinklers when he goes to bed.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Duf-daddy gets the handshake with Jack.  Meanwhile, the former Mrs. Duf-daddy is working the late shift at the Opelika Hooters.

[cc]

That putt on 18 was something.  Shot himself in the foot on Sat. then worked it out on range.  Just hung in there and got it done.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

That putt on 18 was something.  Shot himself in the foot on Sat. then worked it out on range.  Just hung in there and got it done.

There's something about Dufner that's just not right.  I like the guy and most all the other players seem to like him a lot, but I'm not sure he's very bright.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.  He seems like he just rolls through life; a prodigy with a lot of social awkwardness. 

[EastexHawg]

Duf-daddy gets the handshake with Jack.  Meanwhile, the former Mrs. Duf-daddy is working the late shift at the Opelika Hooters.

Duf getting fatter and fatter and the Copenhagen remnants around his lips and teeth were too much for her to take, but if you're going to prostitute yourself to sugar daddies you're probably going to have to make allowances of some kind.

[Jim Harris]

Seems like they always have weather issues and a soggy course.  Maybe Jack's getting dementia and forgets to turn off the sprinklers when he goes to bed.

They have SubAir System under the greens, though.

[hogbud]

There's something about Dufner that's just not right.  I like the guy and most all the other players seem to like him a lot, but I'm not sure he's very bright.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.  He seems like he just rolls through life; a prodigy with a lot of social awkwardness. 

Years of practice rounds with VJ likely the cause

[HognitiveDissonance]

Duf-daddy gets the handshake with Jack.  Meanwhile, the former Mrs. Duf-daddy is working the late shift at the Opelika Hooters.

I hope she is.

You don't have to be a 'scientific rocket' to know she was just after his moola. Married him, spent a few years, then dumped him. I'm sure she got a nice settlement. On to the next guy.

[cc]

There's something about Dufner that's just not right.  I like the guy and most all the other players seem to like him a lot, but I'm not sure he's very bright.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.  He seems like he just rolls through life; a prodigy with a lot of social awkwardness. 

Ignorance is bliss?  He just goes about his work, honing his craft, and not consumed with the outside world?  I know some people like that.  Got the personal issues and family life straight, faith is strong, and just happy with who they are. 

That or maybe just a golf idiot savant

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Ignorance is bliss?  He just goes about his work, honing his craft, and not consumed with the outside world?  I know some people like that.  Got the personal issues and family life straight, faith is strong, and just happy with who they are. 

That or maybe just a golf idiot savant

I'm going with that second thing.