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Where Is Robert Shields?

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NaturalStateReb

July 21, 2016, 01:14:19 pm
This summer needs more Shields!
"It's a trap!"--Houston Nutt and Admiral Ackbar, although Ackbar never called that play or ate that frito pie.

Ragnar Hogbrok

July 21, 2016, 01:27:38 pm #1
Don't mention he who shall not be named.

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2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
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ricepig

July 21, 2016, 01:29:04 pm #2
We'll give him to the RebelBlackbears as your NCAA punishment, you'll soon want to drop football.

Seebs

July 21, 2016, 01:31:06 pm #3
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onebadrubi

July 21, 2016, 01:32:02 pm #4
He goes by an alias whoiskid and writes in the politics forum during the offseason.  I think he has a family member that goes by the name of benny08

hogcard1964

July 21, 2016, 01:32:40 pm #5
He's vowed to be back August 1.  11 days and counting...

Let's count it down:

The_Iceman

July 21, 2016, 01:34:37 pm #6
Quote from: hogcard1964 on July 21, 2016, 01:32:40 pm
He's vowed to be back August 1.  11 days and counting...

Let's count it down:



Lanny

July 21, 2016, 01:47:18 pm #7
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ricepig

July 21, 2016, 01:59:15 pm #8
Quote from: Lanny on July 21, 2016, 01:47:18 pm
Last Active: May 16, 2016, 04:53:33 pm

Maybe we need to have a vote??

War Boar

July 21, 2016, 02:04:04 pm #9
Who is Robert Shields?

:razorback:  Woo pig!

Jackrabbit Hog

July 21, 2016, 02:04:33 pm #10
Quote from: ricepig on July 21, 2016, 01:59:15 pm
Maybe we need to have a vote??

Would be more appropriate if we had a pole.
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ricepig

July 21, 2016, 02:17:43 pm #11
Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on July 21, 2016, 02:04:33 pm
Would be more appropriate if we had a pole.

Them's always rigged for Frito Pie......

Ex-Trumpet

July 21, 2016, 02:30:56 pm #12
Quote from: hogcard1964 on July 21, 2016, 01:32:40 pm
He's vowed to be back August 1.  11 days and counting...

Let's count it down:



Crap, he's gonna miss the deadline for all-things-Hogs related on MMQB!!
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
 

Vantage 8 dude

July 21, 2016, 02:38:34 pm #13
Quote from: NaturalStateReb on July 21, 2016, 01:14:19 pm
This summer needs more Shields!
Is it possible for a mod to be placed in the "penalty box" based on this particular post ??? :o ::) :)

KlubhouseKonnected

July 21, 2016, 02:48:34 pm #14
And while we're on the subject, whatever happened to small smallpox and polio?
If Auburn is dirty so is Gus. You can't have it both ways. Deal with it.

JIMMY BOARFFETT

July 21, 2016, 03:35:58 pm #15
His coming back can only make a long hot summer even longer.
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Inhogswetrust

July 21, 2016, 05:43:25 pm #16
Quote from: hogcard1964 on July 21, 2016, 01:32:40 pm
He's vowed to be back August 1.  11 days and counting...

Let's count it down:



That would be better known as the doomsday countdown.
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Theolesnort

July 21, 2016, 06:50:30 pm #17
Shhhh
There's Nuttin in the world worth a solitary dime cept Old dogs and children and watermelon wine.

umpqua

July 21, 2016, 06:54:09 pm #18
Just when I'd invested in gif stock.

Damn, those were some funny times.

sowmonella

July 21, 2016, 06:54:43 pm #19
Repeating 6th grade English in summer school.
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umpqua

July 21, 2016, 06:55:38 pm #20
Quote from: hogcard1964 on July 21, 2016, 01:32:40 pm
He's vowed to be back August 1.  11 days and counting...

Let's count it down:


Keep it going. The last day can be a dud firecracker.

bigdaddyhawg

July 21, 2016, 06:57:59 pm #21
Quote from: NaturalStateReb on July 21, 2016, 01:14:19 pm
This summer needs more Shields!

Seriously, dude! What is your major malfunction!
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umpqua

July 21, 2016, 07:02:03 pm #22
The guys a living legend....even when he's not here people talk about him.

10-12

supersaint

July 21, 2016, 07:19:09 pm #23
He was last seen on Uranus.
There's no sense in nonsense when the heat is hot.
 

kodiakisland

July 21, 2016, 08:12:01 pm #24
Robert's column is gone.  His Mom shut off the dial up.
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Iwastherein1969

July 21, 2016, 08:27:37 pm #25
He was last seen on the Bridge connecting West Memphis to Memphis blocking and directing traffic for BLM.
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hawgmasta

July 21, 2016, 08:42:32 pm #26
Quote from: kodiakisland on July 21, 2016, 08:12:01 pm
Robert's column is gone.  His Mom shut off the dial up.

Oh d*mn your funny

kodiakisland

July 21, 2016, 08:54:21 pm #27
Quote from: hawgmasta on July 21, 2016, 08:42:32 pm
Oh d*mn your funny

I really shouldn't get into it, but, his Momma found out he was sneaking out of bed and getting on her computer after she went to bed.  She was absolutely shocked when she found out what he was doing.  First off because she was hoping it was just sneaking peeks at boobies, but then she found out he was writing a Razorback blog.  Now, that might not seem so bad to us, but they live in Austin, which might explain a lot of his writing.
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Seebs

July 21, 2016, 09:45:03 pm #28
Quote from: Lanny on July 21, 2016, 01:47:18 pm
Last Active: May 16, 2016, 04:53:33 pm

Last time he was relevant May 16, 1996
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