Bold Predictions for the Hogs 2016 season

[Biggus Piggus]

My bold prediction:

A 5-0 start.
An 0-for-October (in the SEC).
A 4-0 finish.

This would enable optimistic fans to get really high...
...then the uber-pessimists would take over for an entire month...
...and finally the Razorbacks would finish with a 9-3 record, 5-3 SEC.

Arkansas would be not quite in the SEC race but would wreak havoc on many contenders. The whiners would feel justified about complaining. All would be normal.

I really don't like the October setup. The Hogs open with Alcorn State at Little Rock. Bielema hates taking his teams to Little Rock, and they play like crap. It is not good preparation for Alabama the next week.

Arkansas has had good game plans against the Tide, and this year's game ought to be very close. Expect it to leave a big hangover for the following week against completely different Ole Miss.

(Last season, Arkansas played Auburn at home the week after going to Bama. We held Auburn to 24 points in regulation, but our offense was unusually sluggish.)

Finally, a road trip to Auburn will be the Porkers' eighth game in a row.

[PonderinHog]

......my complaints about BB this year will be reasonable.

Get real!   

[The Kig]

......my complaints about BB this year will be reasonable.

He said bold, not impossible.

[The Kig]

  Agim will be a Freshman All-American leading the SEC in Forced Fumbles.  At least one game will be decided by a play that he makes.

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

I predict we win by three burgers cooked to perfection on Skipper's forehead.

I also predict that Hip-Hop, Gangster Mennonites will invade our hearts and pet sharks.

[bennyl08]

DeJon Harris ends up in the top 10 in total tackles for the team.

TJ Smith starts at least 1 game on the DL.

Hogs win 9 games including the bowl, and yet, we repeat our accomplishment in 2013 of having more players drafted than victories, though the drought of no 1st round picks continues.

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

DeJon Harris ends up in the top 10 in total tackles for the team.

TJ Smith starts at least 1 game on the DL.

Hogs win 9 games including the bowl, and yet, we repeat our accomplishment in 2013 of having more players drafted than victories, though the drought of no 1st round picks continues.

Awwwwww......
Nothing about pet sharks?

[bennyl08]

Awwwwww......
Nothing about pet sharks?

A Mennonite would know better than to try and invade a heart while they also pet a shark. The sharks would never survive the miniaturization process. There's bold and then there's just silly.

Everyone knows that hip-hop, gangster mennonites prefer Giant Anteaters for their humble appearance but powerful and large claws. Plus, they have a more successful history of miniaturization as well as offering a moor soothing effect on your psyche when you pet them while you are trying to invade the heart. Legend has it that Josiah Kroecker the third's pet anteater, Arnold, had a psychic connection to the mennonite leader and persuaded him that invasion via the right atrium would be easiest since it has the least blood pressure.

[sowmonella]

Devwah rushes for +1,000 yards.

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

A Mennonite would know better than to try and invade a heart while they also pet a shark. The sharks would never survive the miniaturization process. There's bold and then there's just silly.

Everyone knows that hip-hop, gangster mennonites prefer Giant Anteaters for their humble appearance but powerful and large claws. Plus, they have a more successful history of miniaturization as well as offering a moor soothing effect on your psyche when you pet them while you are trying to invade the heart. Legend has it that Josiah Kroecker the third's pet anteater, Arnold, had a psychic connection to the mennonite leader and persuaded him that invasion via the right atrium would be easiest since it has the least blood pressure.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

In a slightly related vein, they also enjoy pet number 197's for their austerity and elegance.
They also, at random, will engage in silly walks that when performed correctly, can summon inflation.

[John Futrall]

Bold Predictions:

We'll finally know who Robert Shields is.
Starting Sept 26, GSD posts will outnumber all other posts by a 3:1 margin
Arkansas uni discussions will once again...become nauseating...

[HF#1]

Austin Allen is SEC Offensive Player of the Year.

[SooiecidetillNuttgone]

Bold Predictions:

Starting Sept 26, GSD posts will outnumber all other posts by a 3:1 margin
Arkansas uni discussions will once again...become nauseating...

Unfortunately, those are certainties not predictions.