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Why Not a Bowl in Little Rock?

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Jackrabbit Hog

January 06, 2012, 11:07:52 am #200
Quote from: Catfish John on January 06, 2012, 11:06:29 am
Yep.  The well is dry.  I just had to get in a shot about that stupid flocking trolley.  Fatwah on the Trolley!

When I worked in the old TCB building in NLR, I think I rode it the first day it ran just to say I did.  Never set foot on it again. 
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Blue35

January 06, 2012, 11:16:48 am #201
Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on January 06, 2012, 11:03:50 amI think you peaked with the gay weatherman scandal bowl yesterday.
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Catfish John

January 06, 2012, 11:17:48 am #202
Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on January 06, 2012, 11:07:52 am
When I worked in the old TCB building in NLR, I think I rode it the first day it ran just to say I did.  Never set foot on it again.

It runs around empty, all day every day.  Except when the driver stops and gets out to stand on the sidewalk and smoke...all the while stopping traffic.  Really.  this actually happens.
I went to something called brunch, at which a piece of fried chicken became soaked in egg yolk.  My life will never be the same.

Blue35

January 06, 2012, 11:24:05 am #203
Quote from: Catfish John on January 06, 2012, 11:17:48 am
It runs around empty, all day every day.  Except when the driver stops and gets out to stand on the sidewalk and smoke...all the while stopping traffic.  Really.  this actually happens.
Wait until they shut down that useless operation and there is a bond issue to pull up the rails and fix the streets.

Catfish John

January 06, 2012, 11:37:15 am #204
Quote from: Blue35 on January 06, 2012, 11:24:05 am
Wait until they shut down that useless operation and there is a bond issue to pull up the rails and fix the streets.

When that occurs, I will propose that we set giant statues of Hogs, Bill Clinton, and Johnny Cash in motion on those tracks. Running a constant circuit.
That would be a bigger tourist draw than the trolley ever will be.

"Look honey, downtown Little Rock is like a life-sized animatronic village."
I went to something called brunch, at which a piece of fried chicken became soaked in egg yolk.  My life will never be the same.

PonderinHog

January 06, 2012, 11:39:33 am #205
Quote from: Catfish John on January 06, 2012, 11:37:15 am
When that occurs, I will propose that we set giant statues of Hogs, Bill Clinton, and Johnny Cash in motion on those tracks. Running a constant circuit.
That would be a bigger tourist draw than the trolley ever will be.

"Look honey, downtown Little Rock is like a life-sized animatronic village."
Make it a kiddie ride!  The damn thing might get some passengers.

NaturalStateReb

January 06, 2012, 01:03:51 pm #206
Quote from: PonderinHog on January 06, 2012, 11:39:33 am
Make it a kiddie ride!  The damn thing might get some passengers.

They'd actually get some riders if they'd extend it to the airport.
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BartIV

January 06, 2012, 04:36:45 pm #207
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