Daily Auburn blotter

[3BoarsDown]

WR Deangelo Benton suspended indefinitely:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/08/auburn_suspends_receiver_deang.html

[the machinist]

knockin on wood

[hawgwash]

Darn!  Just when I thought we had our best shot ever to win the Fulmer Cup!

[The_Boot_stops_here]

doesnt really look like a kid that will be sorely missed

[MacHog19]

I'm sure TIGGER will blame Alabama for this incident.

[tusksincolorado]

No... he will come up  with something like pruning the bush makes the whole plant stronger or some $MU-BARN Crap.

I can hardly wait.

[Hog_Fink]

[Inhogswetrust]

It looks like that kitty cat tat has a tat on its' tongue....................

[Inhogswetrust]

doesnt really look like a kid that will be sorely missed

All a part of his plan to transfer to Jonesboro.....................

[NoNC4Tubs]

This is the kid that started the argument with the shooter at the party where three people were killed. Also, is/was a witness in the things leading up to that trailer park robbery.

He is definitely an "auburn man"! 

[T I G E R]

Who?

[Oxbaker]

WR Deangelo Benton suspended indefinitely:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/08/auburn_suspends_receiver_deang.html

I must have missed the part about a law being broken, only saw a violation of team rules.  Glad Chiz holds those guys to a higher standard than the law.  A senior with 14 career catches.  Don't know how AU can replace that kind of offensive production.  I thought this was the kid that was going to end up at Arkansas a couple of years ago.

[Pudgepork]

I must have missed the part about a law being broken, only saw a violation of team rules.  Glad Chiz holds those guys to a higher standard than the law.  A senior with 14 career catches.  Don't know how AU can replace that kind of offensive production.  I thought this was the kid that was going to end up at Arkansas a couple of years ago.

nobody can match aubies payscale ox.   no matter what aubie paid him, you didn't
get your moneys worth, unless aubie is happy with press clippings.

[3BoarsDown]

Who?

Just another highly touted recruit that didn't pan out at Aubie. That's what happens when you have a staff that recruits off Rivals rankings.

[Dropkick]

Auburn won't need receivers anyway if Frazier is the QB.

[NoNC4Tubs]

Auburn won't need receivers anyway if Frazier is the QB.

+1 

[Aston Martin 8 dude]

WR Deangelo Benton suspended indefinitely:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/08/auburn_suspends_receiver_deang.html

What's the big deal? The only news is that this kid happens to be named the winner of the "thug of the day". Classic remark: "We have standards and expectations". In other words, "we have standards, expections and requirements that each player show he's a thug and bad citizen at every opporunity"- HC Geno Cheezwhiz.

[Hog-Corleone]

It looks like that kitty cat tat has a tat on its' tongue....................

Nope, that's a hit of acid...

[T I G E R]

Just another highly touted recruit that didn't pan out at Aubie. That's what happens when you have a staff that recruits off Rivals rankings.

You got me there. Auburn has a higher percentage of highly ranked kids that don't pan out than does Arkansas. But then again, when you're Arkansas and have no highly ranked kids to begin with, it's easy to not lose any.

[Aston Martin 8 dude]

You got me there. Auburn has a higher percentage of highly ranked kids that don't pan out than does Arkansas. But then again, when you're Arkansas and have no highly ranked kids to begin with, it's easy to not lose any.

Doesn't matter when none of your criminals can either quality, stay out of trouble, or keep their grades up. Then again, many of your guys can accomplish all three at the same time. Must be all that crazy night life over in Opelika and the trailer parks around campus.

BTW who the heck needs to win the power ball lottery? All you have to do to become a multimillionare is to become a bail bondsman around the AWbarn program.

[870hogfan]

Auburn won't need receivers anyway if Frazier is the QB.

You mean Kodi Burns 2.0??

[Hog_Fink]

it must be rough being an Auburn fan.... playing little brother to Alabama & Saban.
living in the past w/ Cam.... don't get down though, i'm sure there's plenty of chik-fil-a chicken for you guys in Atlanta year after year.

[Mrcoolhog55]

Go Hogs Go beat all teams this year.

[tusksincolorado]

You got me there. Auburn has a higher percentage of highly ranked kids that don't pan out than does Arkansas. But then again, when you're Arkansas and have no highly ranked kids to begin with, it's easy to not lose any.

Why does $MU-BARN lose to Arkansas more often than not?

[T I G E R]

Why does $MU-BARN lose to Arkansas more often than not?

Nice math skills

http://www.mcubed.net/ncaaf/series/aub/ark.shtml

[tusksincolorado]

Nice math skills

http://www.mcubed.net/ncaaf/series/aub/ark.shtml

6 and 4 the last 10 years......HAWGS.

[T I G E R]

6 and 4 the last 10 years......HAWGS.

Arbitrary time periods are for losers.

However, Auburn has won 2 SEC titles in those 10 years. Feelsgoodman

[hawgeathawg]

In their first three years at current schools:

Nick Saban, Alabama (** counting vacated wins for cheating)
7-6**, 12-2, 14-0 (2-1 bowl record, 1 NC) = 33-8
vs teams ranked 1-10 = 3-4
vs teams ranked 11-20 = 5-1
vs teams ranked 21-30 = 1-0
vs unranked teams = 24-3

Gene Chizik, Auburn
8-5, 14-0, 8-5 (3-0 bowl record, 1 NC) = 30-10
vs teams ranked 1-10 = 4-4
vs teams ranked 11-20 = 3-2
vs teams ranked 21-30 = 3-1
vs unranked teams = 20-3

Discuss

This is about as arbitrary as it gets.

Arbitrary time periods are for losers.

I concur.

However, Auburn has won 2 SEC titles in those 10 years. Feelsgoodman

We're not concerned with the quality of men that you feel.

[3BoarsDown]

This is about as arbitrary as it gets.

Burn.

[T I G E R]

This is about as arbitrary as it gets.

I concur.

We're not concerned with the quality of men that you feel.

FAIL

Chizik has only been at Auburn for 3 years, dumbass. Nice try though.

[Arkiehawg (kingfish0318)]

You got me there. Auburn has a higher percentage of highly ranked kids that don't pan out than does Arkansas. But then again, when you're Arkansas and have no highly ranked kids to begin with, it's easy to not lose any.

Did you ever get your pickup out of the lake?

[Hog_Fink]

we'll see how auburn does this year... i think they're headed in the wrong direction & i don't think chizik has too much longer there.

[hawgeathawg]

FAIL

Chizik has only been at Auburn for 3 years, dumbass. Nice try though.

Wow. Name-calling? Did I touch a nerve? Or did my 10 year old hack your account and post this. Sounds like something he would say.

1.) Anyone who thinks there is a comparison between Chizik and Saban is delusional.

2.) See number 1.

[T I G E R]

Wow. Name-calling? Did I touch a nerve? Or did my 10 year old hack your account and post this. Sounds like something he would say.

1.) Anyone who thinks there is a comparison between Chizik and Saban is delusional.

2.) See number 1.

1.) Can't deny the stats.

2.) You ARE a dumbass. The most factual thing in this thread.

[Pulled(PP)pork]

1.) Can't deny the stats.

2.) You ARE a dumbass. The most factual thing in this thread.

But why you mad?


PP

[hawgeathawg]

1.) Can't deny the stats.

2.) You ARE a dumbass. The most factual thing in this thread.

Hey, I'd be a little angry too if all I had to show for those highly-ranked recruiting classes was an 8-5 record last season.

Or if the only bait I could come up with to troll an opposing teams message board was some asinine attempt (with arbitrary stats) to compare Chizik with Saban.

As for the name-calling, sticks and stones. That's not how I roll, but if it makes you feel like a bigger man, please continue.

Don't worry little tigger, one day your name will again be included in the conversation with the rest of the big boys in the SEC West.

[NoNC4Tubs]

Maybe he's upset because another one of his tiggers has checked into the AU Police Department CellBlock

[hawgeathawg]

Maybe he's upset because another one of his tiggers has checked into the AU Police Department CellBlock

Either that, or no one told him 36 was a play.

[3BoarsDown]

Maybe he's upset because another one of his tiggers has checked into the AU Police Department CellBlock

It's literally daily with negative news surrounding that program. Will be a tough blow if they lose Dismukes for Clemson.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/08/25/auburn-center-arrested.ap/index.html

[NoNC4Tubs]

It's literally daily with negative news surrounding that program. Will be a tough blow if they lose Dismukes for Clemson.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/08/25/auburn-center-arrested.ap/index.html

Probably suspended for the opening series...because he didn't know Public Intoxication was against Team Rules.