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3BoarsDown

for their game this weeekend:

1) Ole Miss asked that Auburn wear blue jerseys.
2) They will wear brand new nike jerseys.
3) The fans are having a blue out
4) They are adding seats
5) They are handing out 3-D glasses for a halftime show.
6) Now they are trying to get a live bear from the Memphis zoo for the game


nwarazfan

5) Imagine the moobs in 3D. :puke:

6) "Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!"

After Cerrano K's: "We should've got the live chicken."

Better get the bear.



 

razorback3072

Quote from: 3BoarsDown on October 29, 2010, 11:06:36 am
for their game this weeekend:

1) Ole Miss asked that Auburn wear blue jerseys.
2) They will wear brand new nike jerseys.
3) The fans are having a blue out
4) They are adding seats
5) They are handing out 3-D glasses for a halftime show.
6) Now they are trying to get a live bear from the Memphis zoo for the game



That's smart.  Have a "blue out" with the opposing team wearing blue?  That's pure genius ::)
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Pokechop

Quote from: razorback3072 on October 29, 2010, 12:40:04 pm
That's smart.  Have a "blue out" with the opposing team wearing blue?  That's pure genius ::)

I was thinking the same thing. 

Will this motivate the black bears that their opponent is wearing the same color as the black bears' fans?

Brilliant! 

DoubleJ

Interesting.  I wonder how much different their uniforms will be.  I've always liked the way they were.

hognc2010

Will the black bear have a blue shirt for the blue out or a redshirt -
I am confused - Why didn't they just ask Auburn to wear Orange for Halloween?

RAF

Quote from: DoubleJ on October 29, 2010, 12:47:24 pm
Interesting.  I wonder how much different their uniforms will be.  I've always liked the way they were.
Rumor has it that they'll be "throwback" jerseys, in honor of their 1960 NC.

H O G S

They're probably training that GD bear to attack blue jerseys.  Its gonna be a bloodbath!!!

go hogues

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I hope Auburn hands them their a$$
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: DoubleJ on October 29, 2010, 12:47:24 pm
Interesting.  I wonder how much different their uniforms will be.  I've always liked the way they were.

i'm w/ you. always thought OM had the best uni's in the conference.

hognc2010

Serious what did the throwback uniforms look like?

hawgwash

Quote from: hognc2010 on October 29, 2010, 12:50:40 pm
Will the black bear have a blue shirt for the blue out or a redshirt -
I am confused - Why didn't they just ask Auburn to wear Orange for Halloween?

Too late for a redshirt for the bear.  They've already used him for two games.

Hogimus Prime

Nutt will also unleash The Super Omega Loco Wild Rebel.

 

DCimport

Sort of like
Free Hot Dogs
Free Balloons for the kids
Radio Station out front

You know, what a used car saleman would do to get you to buy a car.  ***t ain't going to happen bro.

DeltaBoy

ROFL  Hooten gonna pull one out of his 6 this week.
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Pulled(PP)pork

to get more butts in the new installed seats, they should get Nutty to wrassle the bear at halftime...




PP

JONAS

I went to the Kentucky - Ole Miss this year.  They had a red out, and Houston has the team come out wearing blue jerseys.  This is nothing new with HDN.

Aston Martin 8 dude

Quote from: 3BoarsDown on October 29, 2010, 11:06:36 am
for their game this weeekend:

1) Ole Miss asked that Auburn wear blue jerseys.
2) They will wear brand new nike jerseys.
3) The fans are having a blue out
4) They are adding seats
5) They are handing out 3-D glasses for a halftime show.
6) Now they are trying to get a live bear from the Memphis zoo for the game
So if AUburn ends up wearing blue and the fans have a blue out then doesn't that appear they're rooting for the Tiggers? It figures..........what a bunch of dumba**e* BTW rather than 3-D glasses they'll be handing out rose colored specks.

Hogman2

I GUESS NEXT THEY WILL BREAK OUT WITH THE THEME SONG OF " BEAR NECESSITY" FOR GOOD MEASURE!

farmhawg

Yep, first thousand people in the stadium get free key chains with eagles on them.
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Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

Sivad

Quote from: DoubleJ on October 29, 2010, 12:47:24 pm
I wonder how much different their uniforms will be. 
Think they will be wearing Rebel grey. And only accepting Confederate dollars at the stadium concession stands.

JONAS

Quote from: Sivad on October 29, 2010, 05:12:09 pm
Think they will be wearing Rebel grey. And only accepting Confederate dollars at the stadium concession stands.

Will the band play Dixie?

Sivad

Quote from: JONAS on October 29, 2010, 05:14:31 pm
Will the band play Dixie?
Even more appropriate..."The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down".

JONAS

Quote from: Sivad on October 29, 2010, 05:24:45 pm
Even more appropriate..."The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down".

The Band did play that one. + 1

 

Cobi Hamilton Fan

Quote from: razorback3072 on October 29, 2010, 12:40:04 pm
That's smart.  Have a "blue out" with the opposing team wearing blue?  That's pure genius ::)
Kinda like us having a "red out" for the bama game huh?

Pulled(PP)pork

Quote from: Cobi Hamilton Fan on October 29, 2010, 05:33:47 pm
Kinda like us having a "red out" for the bama game huh?
of course, because everyone knows, our primary color is black!



PP

Ironhawg

Quote from: 3BoarsDown on October 29, 2010, 11:06:36 am
for their game this weeekend:

1) Ole Miss asked that Auburn wear blue jerseys.
2) They will wear brand new nike jerseys.
3) The fans are having a blue out
4) They are adding seats
5) They are handing out 3-D glasses for a halftime show.
6) Now they are trying to get a live bear from the Memphis zoo for the game



7)  And a monkey with a whistle on their sideline.

JONAS

Quote from: Ironhawg on October 29, 2010, 05:45:51 pm
7)  And a monkey with a whistle on their sideline.

A monkey?  I thought that was a jackass.

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56Hog

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1CavHog

I hope Ole Miss wins, Auburn is overrated and I want to see them lost 3 down the stretch to Ole miss, Georgia and Alabama.

hawgwash

Quote from: hognc2010 on October 29, 2010, 01:29:21 pm
Serious what did the throwback uniforms look like?
Here's a sneak peek at the throwback uniforms, in white, from the Ole Miss pep rally.


JONAS

Quote from: hawgwash on October 29, 2010, 07:42:15 pm
Here's a sneak peek at the throwback uniforms, in white, from the Ole Miss pep rally.



That's funny. + 1

JONAS

That might cause some problems if they wore those.

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farmhawg

Quote from: Cobi Hamilton Fan on October 29, 2010, 05:33:47 pm
Kinda like us having a "red out" for the bama game huh?
You are extremely negative with everything that has to do with our program, wonder what your agenda is???
From theflyinghog

Jeff Long is sitting around drinking some fruity girl drink and reading this and realizing he was the wrong man for the job. We're crazy. We love us some damn hog football. There may be a bunch of suits sitting behind glass on gameday but dammit you better not cross us airplane-tracking, fence-jumping, hangar-breakin-entering night-vision purchasin sumbitches! We're Miracle on Markham and 4th and 25, 7 overtime-winning tear down the goalposts and drag em down Dickson because you ain't goin to the BCS, fat phil!! BRING ME A COACH WITH A PAIR AND SACRIFICE A VIRGIN CUZ ITS TIME TO FUSCING WIN!!!!

PonderinHog

Quote from: JONAS on October 29, 2010, 03:30:14 pm
I went to the Kentucky - Ole Miss this year.  They had a red out, and Houston has the team come out wearing blue jerseys.  This is nothing new with HDN.
Then we'd have to call him Bear Nutts! :)

Cobi Hamilton Fan

Quote from: farmhawg on October 29, 2010, 10:13:00 pm
You are extremely negative with everything that has to do with our program, wonder what your agenda is???
Am i wrong here? ???

TNhawgfan

Quote from: nwarazfan on October 29, 2010, 11:13:33 am

6) "Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!"

After Cerrano K's: "We should've got the live chicken."

Better get the bear.

Up your butt JaBu
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Hawgrox

Quote from: DCimport on October 29, 2010, 03:01:19 pm
Sort of like
Free Hot Dogs
Free Balloons for the kids
Radio Station out front

You know, what a used car saleman would do to get you to buy a car.  ***t ain't going to happen bro.

Are they gonna have one of those giant inflatable gorillas? Or one of those tubes that has a face and arms that fly all around? Those things kinda freak me out....