Why do these things never happen to me?

[RNC]

With no busy schedule I'd be the one to refuse all requests and cash in on a false imprisonment claim.

http://www.aopa.org/aircraft/articles/2013/130516pilot-detained-searched-for-mysterious-reasons.html?CMP=ADV:1

[gotyacovered]

its easy.... dude was in Hobart, Ok and Iowa City, Texas with his unique appearance and he has a husband named Angel, who also happens to be a dude. i was a little disappointed they did post a pic of his hubby. ...and you look normal relatively speaking anyways 

Silverstein was free to go, but he and his husband of nine years, Angel, were on their own to re-pack luggage

[RNC]

Guessing they were going by a different pic to profile him.  Without the hat he probably is a hippy looking dude with a very expensive plane.  With the hat and the last name Silverstein, not to mention the LinkedIn profile with his investment banking licenses listed....kinda makes the profile look like an "aww sh1t"