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Boardon Hamsay

Quote from: PORKULATOR on December 20, 2015, 08:34:45 pm
He hit a 93 yard coffin corner punt while holding a Gatorade.

He kicked it in DWRRS and it landed in WMS.
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Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
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Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.

BirmingHam

Quote from: Scarlett Johansson's Liberally and Amply Slathered Frito Pie on December 20, 2015, 08:48:35 pm
He kicked it in DWRRS and it landed in WMS.

GSD..GSD, everyone knows we don't like to play in Little Rock

 

hawgwash

He played an entire game by himself against our first team offense and first team defense.  He lost.  In double overtime.

Pig in the Pokey

Quote from: TeedupHigh on December 20, 2015, 07:06:40 pm
I am proud of the Kid and hope he turns out to be the best HOG ever!  BUT we also had another great can't miss D lineman from Arkansas who was said to have a great ass, who has not become great just yet!  Let's temper the greatest ever until he becomes the greatest ever!
4*<5* by A LOT
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Hogeration

i knew from his Sophomore year of HS he was going to be an amazing player where ever he went.  I would like to tell him thank you for not drawing out his recruitment to the bitter end and keeping us on pins and needles till signing day.  Agim is the biggest get we've had in a long time.  I pray he stays healthy.

duckman

Interesting fact, Agim does not sleep....



He waits.

cc


supersaint

December 20, 2015, 11:10:19 pm #57 Last Edit: December 21, 2015, 09:42:02 am by supersaint
He was a qb at TAMU last week.
There's no sense in nonsense when the heat is hot.

snoop hawgy hawg

Quote from: duckman on December 20, 2015, 09:44:59 pm
Interesting fact, Agim does not sleep....



He waits.
[/quote LMAO!! You win!!!

jchill

Wow! Thanks for all of the great updates.

Pork Twain

Quote from: hoggusamoungus on December 20, 2015, 02:23:10 pm
FAYETTEVILLE -- Arkansas defensive coordinator Robb Smith....

I sure hope this is not a direct quote from a pay board...
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

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"Funny thing, I become a hell of a good fisherman when the trout decide to commit suicide." ~ John D. Voelker

Pork Twain

"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

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CarolinaSwine

What does he think about black uniforms?

KlubhouseKonnected

Quote from: CarolinaSwine on December 21, 2015, 08:53:40 am
What does he think about black uniforms?


His uniforms are never intentionally black but sometimes they appear to be black depending on how his mood affects the way they reflect light.
If Auburn is dirty so is Gus. You can't have it both ways. Deal with it.

The Kig

Quote from: Steef on December 20, 2015, 03:44:12 pm
Whipped Chuck Norris.

Thems fightin words.  Maybe Chuck Norris now... but "Walker"/Nordic Track Chuck?  Blasphemy. 
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smb

This is one of those threads you say wow! too.
GeorgiaHOG

DoctorSusscrofa

After reading this thread, you can't help but think that all we need is one more like him and we could win the West.
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BearsBisonsBoars

I heard he called Gruden up and talked him into becoming Co-OC/OL coach.

IronHog

Quote from: Pork Twain on December 21, 2015, 08:44:45 am
And it's not...but still need to provide a link and give credit where credit is due.


If Agim though his thread needed moderation he would have made himself a Hogville admin.

Through Facebook, during practice, using Scarlett Johanson's account.
Iron sharpens iron, So one man sharpens another.

King Kong

Quote from: BearsBisonsBoars on December 21, 2015, 10:34:51 am
I heard he called Gruden up and talked him into becoming Co-OC/OL coach.

Not true Gruden is so selfless he is coming as a GA. Nutt would love him because he doesn't care about titles

little pigee

"I skipped skelly today to go watch him in one-on-one, that's how excited I was," Smith said.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is "skelly"?
It's not about the money...it's about the amount of money.

HungryHog

After practice he wrote an article better than Robert Shields..

Hogwop

Quote from: HungryHog on December 21, 2015, 01:44:35 pm
After practice he wrote an article better than Robert Shields..

That's really not saying much, though
Pigga what?!
Quote from: PonderinHog on April 16, 2018, 10:27:02 amAn emoji is worth a hundred words.
9-07-1958 - 12-2-2011 R.I.P Mom, I will always miss you and love you.

 

BearsBisonsBoars

Quote from: little pigee on December 21, 2015, 01:35:12 pm
"I skipped skelly today to go watch him in one-on-one, that's how excited I was," Smith said.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is "skelly"?
"Skeleton practice". In other words, no Linemen on either side. Helps the offense learn to read defense without worrying about rush.

SooiecidetillNuttgone

Quote from: BearsBisonsBoars on December 21, 2015, 01:51:57 pm
"Skeleton practice". In other words, no Linemen on either side. Helps the offense learn to read defense without worrying about rush.

Thanks, that clears some things up, make no bones about it.
His response to me:
Quote from: hawginbigd1 on October 13, 2016, 11:48:33 am
So everyone one of the nationalized incidents were justified? There is no race problems with policing? If that is what you believe.....well bless your heart, it must be hard going through life with the obstacles you must have to overcome. Do they send a bus to come pick you up?

choppedporkextrasauce

He ripped off Chuck Norris' wig and made him cry.


Hawgndaaz

wonder if he will compete with korliss marshall and kane Whitehurst for playing time?

BearsBisonsBoars

Quote from: SooiecidetillNuttgone on December 21, 2015, 01:56:29 pm
Thanks, that clears some things up, make no bones about it.
Glad I could flesh it out for you.

SooiecidetillNuttgone

When Agim turned 13, he'd already grown chest hair........On his teeth.
Agim has been quoted as saying that he enjoys MMA, but he referred to it as ''rough housing''.
Agim keep his pillow under his gun.
Agim never eats spinach.  When he wants iron in his diet, he eats iron.
Agim has a natural can opener........His teeth.
Agim's mother has a tattoo.......It says ''Son''.
Agim likes his steak, next to his steak.
His response to me:
Quote from: hawginbigd1 on October 13, 2016, 11:48:33 am
So everyone one of the nationalized incidents were justified? There is no race problems with policing? If that is what you believe.....well bless your heart, it must be hard going through life with the obstacles you must have to overcome. Do they send a bus to come pick you up?

Cinco de Hogo

I hear Hogville offered to add an S to his name and he threatened to ban everybody after he made himself a Mod.

MountainHomeHogger

He discovered Jimmy Hoffa's Grave and after that won a Nobel for his theory on the flux capacitor!

bphi11ips

Quote from: SooiecidetillNuttgone on December 21, 2015, 02:15:20 pm
When Agim turned 13, he'd already grown chest hair........On his teeth.
Agim has been quoted as saying that he enjoys MMA, but he referred to it as ''rough housing''.
Agim keep his pillow under his gun.
Agim never eats spinach.  When he wants iron in his diet, he eats iron.
Agim has a natural can opener........His teeth.
Agim's mother has a tattoo.......It says ''Son''.
Agim likes his steak, next to his steak.

How does he keep hair out of his soup?
Life is too short for grudges and feuds.

OS2 (SW) Razor Back

He dates both Ms. Universe's.
The Giants win the penent!!!!!The Giants win the penent!!!
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
I can't believe what I just saw!!!!
Down goes Frazier!!!! Down goes Frazier!!!
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davispard

To ALL of you:  WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boardon Hamsay

I hear when Agim walks through the concourse at DWRRS, all the Pepsi fountains dispense Coke.
Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pmDo nursing homes buy a lot of lobsters for their residents or are you back behind the trash dumpster selling hot lobsters ito Uncle Dewey for his social security money?
Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
Quote from: thebignasty on April 03, 2019, 12:07:41 pmExploitation of quantum mechanics pretty much has to be addressed in the NCAA handbook.
Quote from: theFlyingHog on June 09, 2021, 10:50:01 amYou certainly keep the waters well chummed.
Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.

ricepig

Quote from: Scarlett Johansson's Liberally and Amply Slathered Frito Pie on December 21, 2015, 07:30:46 pm
I hear when Agim walks through the concourse at DWRRS, all the Pepsi fountains dispense Coke.

Hmm.......we may have us a keeper.....

Country Stylz

I heard he intimidated Dave Chapelle into giving him his sandwich.

BearsBisonsBoars

Quote from: bphi11ips on December 21, 2015, 05:56:10 pm
How does he keep hair out of his soup?
He tells it to stay out of his soup.

fullfan

I heard he has a pet wolf that knows better than to howl.

Trottsky

This is frighteningly similar to the Vince Scallopini, uh, Ascolese, whoever he was, thread.

At least Agim made the grade, but don't jinx him.

By the way, he taught Rudolph how to light up and fly.

Cave City Joe

Quote from: OS2 (SW) Razor Back on December 21, 2015, 06:11:30 pm
He dates both Ms. Universe's.
LMAO  +1.  Only downside is he will only be here for 3 years.
"When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you."  <br />Yogi Berra

SooiecidetillNuttgone

Quote from: bphi11ips on December 21, 2015, 05:56:10 pm
How does he keep hair out of his soup?

He shaves his teeth with a razor sharp stone that he crushed and sharpened with his butt-cheeks.
His response to me:
Quote from: hawginbigd1 on October 13, 2016, 11:48:33 am
So everyone one of the nationalized incidents were justified? There is no race problems with policing? If that is what you believe.....well bless your heart, it must be hard going through life with the obstacles you must have to overcome. Do they send a bus to come pick you up?

Großer Kriegschwein

Quote from: Trottsky on December 21, 2015, 08:12:50 pm
This is frighteningly similar to the Vince Scallopini, uh, Ascolese, whoever he was, thread.

At least Agim made the grade, but don't jinx him.

By the way, he taught Rudolph how to light up and fly.

I missed the whole vin thing.

Before my time.   On here.
This is my non-signature signature.

BirmingHam

Quote from: Trottsky on December 21, 2015, 08:12:50 pm
This is frighteningly similar to the Vince Scallopini, uh, Ascolese, whoever he was, thread.

At least Agim made the grade, but don't jinx him.

By the way, he taught Rudolph how to light up and fly.

Vin wrote Agim a poem.  Agim was not impressed.  Vin cried.

HawgWild

Gotta love a kid like this.  :razorback:

Mike_e

Somebody told him about superman and what he could do.

Offered to help him train.
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Go HOGS Go!

tbhogfan

Agim may be the best player since:

Go Hogs!

zane

Quote from: Großer Kriegschwein on December 21, 2015, 08:57:31 pm
I missed the whole vin thing.

Before my time.   On here.

'twas epic. True definition of Hogville All- American
RIP LSUfan