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SEC coaches as Christmas movie characters

Started by MuskogeeHogFan, December 19, 2015, 06:54:33 am

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MuskogeeHogFan

This is pretty good. We all need a good laugh this time of year.

BRET BIELEMA: WILLIE – BAD SANTA
We've all heard the comments Bielema makes about his wife — from planes to recruiting. Good for him. Pair those types of comments with the recent mural at a bar in Tuscaloosa that depicted Bielema as Santa Claus, and Bad Santa is the perfect combination.

GUS MALZAHN: EBENEZER SCROOGE – A CHRISTMAS CAROL
When the three Christmas ghosts wake up Scrooge on Christmas Eve, he is suddenly aware of his miserable existence, the opportunities he has wasted, and the grim end he faces if he does not turn things around. If Malzahn doesn't turn things around in Auburn, he's got a grim end of his own coming.


More here:

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/sec-coaches-christmas-movie-characters-2015/
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bigdaddyhawg

I love Malzahn's depiction as Scrooge.  He's always got a scowl on his face!
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HF#1

I know he is retired but Spurrier is Eddie from Christmas Vacation
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MuskogeeHogFan

Quote from: bigdaddyhawg on December 19, 2015, 08:52:11 am
I love Malzahn's depiction as Scrooge.  He's always got a scowl on his face!

I liked their depiction of Muschamp.

WILL MUSCHAMP: THE GRINCH – HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
We've all seen Muschamp's meltdowns. They are often Grinch-style and illogical meltdowns.

Muschamp has suffered two dismal seasons in a row, at two separate schools. Now he is on to the third, and we can't help but wonder if he'll become a reformed villain like the Grinch. Right now, the members of the South Carolina administration seems to be the Cindy Lou Who of this story, because they are the only ones who believe in Muschamp's ability to change.
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ErieHog

Quote from: HF#1 on December 19, 2015, 09:00:34 am
I know he is retired but Spurrier is Eddie from Christmas Vacation

No, that's unquestioningly Mullen; the resemblance is so stark, that the SEC actually had him film a spot, with the infamous '******* is full'  quote.
No cause, ever, in the history of all mankind, has produced more cold-blooded tyrants, more slaughtered innocents, and more orphans than socialism with power. It surpassed, exponentially, all other systems of production in turning out the dead. The bodies are all around us. And here is the problem: No one talks about them. No one honors them. No one does penance for them. No one has committed suicide for having been an apologist for those who did this to them. No one pays for them. No one is hunted down to account for them. It is exactly what Solzhenitsyn foresaw in The Gulag Archipelago: "No, no one would have to answer. No one would be looked into." Until that happens, there is no "after socialism."