Off topic but lol...

[FreshHog]

Figured you guys would enjoy this little banter on twitter seeing as we can all agree Eric Bollin is a loser... I dont know who this is from hogville, but you cracked me up.

[greenEGnHAWGS]

Ha ha...now that's funny right there! Love the RS reference.

[baitshop]

Pfft....I like Ebo. He's like the rest of them, occasionally they write while hung over, but most of them do.

Maybe I am just easily entertained...

[Porked Tongue]

Reminds me of

Aunt Bee, Emma Brand and Clara Lindsey are having a gossip session at Walker's Drug Store when Andy comes by to get some sulfur powder for Barney who cut his finger cleaning his gun. Emma doesn't believe that's the whole story and Bee, Emma and Clara begin a grapevine that balloons the story up until the whole town thinks that Barney shot himself in the chest. Andy has a laugh at the women and their dispensing of misinformation and claims that gossip doesn't come as natural to men as it does to women. Angry at their dismissal of woman as nothing more than blabbermouths, Aunt Bee decides to plant a line of gossip in the male population of Mayberry by spreading a rumor about a traveling shoe salesman who is passing through town. Soon, Andy and Barney begin to wonder if he's really a salesman or a talent scout from Hollywood. The rumor grows and grows and soon the men in town are lined up outside his hotel room door ready to audition for what they think is The Manhattan Showtime television program. The meek little salesman thinks he's doing a booming business because of personal charisma - of which he has none - and as he drives out of town, the men are stunned when they discover that he really is a shoe salesman. Aunt Bee smiles with pride, and even stops by the courthouse to crow about it.

[Inhogswetrust]

Reminds me of

Aunt Bee, Emma Brand and Clara Lindsey are having a gossip session at Walker's Drug Store when Andy comes by to get some sulfur powder for Barney who cut his finger cleaning his gun. Emma doesn't believe that's the whole story and Bee, Emma and Clara begin a grapevine that balloons the story up until the whole town thinks that Barney shot himself in the chest. Andy has a laugh at the women and their dispensing of misinformation and claims that gossip doesn't come as natural to men as it does to women. Angry at their dismissal of woman as nothing more than blabbermouths, Aunt Bee decides to plant a line of gossip in the male population of Mayberry by spreading a rumor about a traveling shoe salesman who is passing through town. Soon, Andy and Barney begin to wonder if he's really a salesman or a talent scout from Hollywood. The rumor grows and grows and soon the men in town are lined up outside his hotel room door ready to audition for what they think is The Manhattan Showtime television program. The meek little salesman thinks he's doing a booming business because of personal charisma - of which he has none - and as he drives out of town, the men are stunned when they discover that he really is a shoe salesman. Aunt Bee smiles with pride, and even stops by the courthouse to crow about it.

Thanks for that reminder! That was one really good episode!

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Thanks for that reminder! That was one really good episode!

Tough to find a bad one.  Best TV show ever.

[gmarv]

Tough to find a bad one.  Best TV show ever.

yes,yes it was.

[Sow’sEar]

Floyd Lawson:  "The shoes? What shoes?   Oh! the Shoes!.... right"